🚶🏻♀️anthropology: 🌴🕊️📚🦜🙄 the academic version of white people going “ew what’s that?” & then stealing it.
translation:
“white woman discovers the jungle”
a tragicomedy in academia.
colonizer core.
slut supremacy.
she came.
she saw.
she fucking journaled.
then blamed
the translation for
her fucking moral decay.
…
fucking anthropology.
🧴✈️🧃📖🦧
lol.
like let’s be real—
this shit is not a science,
it’s a long-ass excuse
for europeans
to play fucking safari
with brown people’s lives.
“we study culture.”
bitch you
invented
colonization,
fucking stds,
and goddamn gender disappointment.
—
girl.
you don’t study culture—
you fucking ruin it
and then write about it
in MLA format.
lol.
coooooool.
anthropology babe
fucking swears
she’s dismantling systems
but
somehow
always ends up
building fucking shrines
to her-goddamn-self.
shit.
🐒🧠🧑🤝🧑
—
talks about ethics
like it’s a love language
and practices them
like an elective
she fucking dropped
halfway through—
before midterms.
sweetheart—
you can’t
major in “understanding people”
while being
the least self-aware bitch alive
studying culture
like it’s a mirror
then acting shocked
when it shows your reflection
snorting lines of your own hypocrisy.
wtf.
—
she’s the kind
of feminist
who quotes audre lorde
but still treats women
like collateral damage
a contradiction
in doc martens
she shouldn’t be wearing—
preaching boundaries
while violating every single one.
literally—
🎓💀😭
two classes in
and i was like
yeah fuck this colonizer bullshit.
this shit seems fake.
whole syllabus
just white people quoting other white people
about nonwhite people
they fucking traumatized.
—
every
dumbass theory
starts with…
“after we conquered them…”
and ends with…
“we found that they are fascinating, but primitive.”
🏺🤏✨
anthropology
is basically…
“white guilt: the degree.”
it’s fucking racism
with a bibliography.
—
“fieldwork”
means flying somewhere poor,
fucking the locals,
and calling it fucking immersion.
omfg.
you’re not
dismantling power structures,
you’re just
fucking snorting them.
and babe—
lol
you’re out here teaching
“intersectionality”
while you probably
did a line
and my husband
in the same fucking bathroom?
✨ew✨
…
🗣️ girl.
you didn’t
dismantle shit.
you just
ethnographically
documented your own
drugged out hoe phase.
truly.
anthropology ain’t deep.
and neither are you.
babe,
this shit is just
colonial porn
with footnotes and a fucking grant.
every lecture
smells like sunscreen
and fucking white supremacy.
congrats on your findings,
professor dumb bitch.
you’re not an academic.
you’re a walking fucking case study
in self-reported delusion.
🏛️🏺⛏️
baby,
you didn’t “challenge patriarchy,”
you fucking joined it—
barefoot,
coked out,
and quoting bell hooks
(bless her)
between bumps.
humanity’s been fine without you.
✨🧑🏻⚕️👩🏾🍳👨🏼🌾🧕🏽👨🏿💻✨
funny how
the woman writing about
fucking cultural ethics
never saw
fucking any
in her own behavior.
academic by title
anthropologist by delusion
white woman by fucking default setting
🕶️🧴🪶🦍📸
