not a phase. a precedent.

originally from jersey, she studied government at UT austin, decided an office job would give her existential dread and built her first business out of a hope and a dream — bodhi yoga academy. what started as a yoga studio in a tiny room in the back of a building, turned into an industry-wide-known training academy spanning over 30 global retreats and trainings across asia, europe, and central america. think: thailand, nicaragua, morocco, italy — and everywhere in between.

later she landed in boulder, colorado, where she co-launched a donation-based yoga studio and a sliding-scale tuition model years before “inclusive pricing” became a trend.

in 2018, she got bored of the wellness industry and built something totally different — rocky mountain clean & green. this endevour was mostly at first an act to subsidize dumping a long term boyfriend but turned into a successful eco-friendly cleaning company where the minimum wage is $25/hr and the motto is: make the world a little less shitty. because if you're gonna mop floors, you might as well burn capitalism and dump your boyfriend while you’re at it.

sam’s currently based (again) in boulder with her daughter and her dog. she’s finishing her J.D. at syracuse law with a focus on using that degree to protect people who get lost and overlooked in broken systems. she’s honestly living her wildest dream.

she’s been underestimated, romanticized, and misquoted — but never boring.

this is not a redemption arc. it’s a soft launch into something unbothered and healed.

they called it a cautionary tale. turns out it was a blueprint for bad bitches. <3

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