free speech for dumb bitches who maintain high levels of delusion to cope 💁♀️✨🗣️
ok so like.
baby,
deep breath.
let’s all
gather around
the table
of common sense
for a hot fucking second.
🤡💥
ok babe. legally?
me saying
“the guy who assaulted and defrauded me…
assaulted and defrauded me”
isn’t harassment.
that’s just… a fucking sentence.
lol.
a sentence
that you don’t seem
to want
to comprehend.
🙈🙉🙊 👉🤡
nope.
i’m not a lawyer (yet).
i don’t pretend to be one.
i don’t throw around
“defamation” like
fucking confetti
gender reveal
for the chronically unserious.
fuck.
let’s understand
the difference between
“my feelings are hurt”
vs
“i think someone committed a fucking crime.”
—
yo.
the constitution
doesn’t crumble
because you caught
✨ secondhand embarrassment ✨
from your boyfriend’s felony charges.
✨🤯✋✨
and believe it
or not,
i actually think before i speak.
like…
i’m annoying about it.
i overthink everything.
i separate
“this is how i feel”
from
“this is what literally fucking happened.
✨👉🤡✨
so let me clarify
something for the creepy girlies
wwaaaayyyy in the back
who are living
with the con
who has
strangulation fucking charges
and two whole-ass restraining orders:
GIRL!
🗣️🔥
if a dude
punches me in the fucking face
AND steals my wallet
AND i get online and say
✋🙄🤚
🎤 “holy shit the dude stole my wallet and punched me in the fucking face,”
yo.
excuse me.
ms. backup bitch—
🗣️🔥💯
THAT IS NOT HARASSMENT.
THAT IS CALLED
TELLING
THE
TRUTH.
omg.
BRO.
it’s called,
reporting a crime.
and it’s fucking unfortunate.
…
but since
you clearly need a mini lecture:
babygirl,
free speech—
like, the actual legal concept,
not your chatGPT-lawyer
of big words that don’t have significance—
means the government
(and institutions)
can’t punish me for saying
true shit
or
my opinions.
🥺👉👈
so
unless—
i start
issuing actual threats,
doxxing people’s
private information
or
workplace/educational institutions,
🙂👍…(like you)
or inciting a goddamn riot
at your suburban cul-de-sac,
babe!
everything i’m saying
is protected speech.
✨✍️✨
listen,
being uncomfy
is not a legal category.
🤫
“she said something
mean about my man…
who’s technically…
legally…
her man…
and not my man.”
lmfao.
is not a constitutional exception.
“i don’t like the truth”
is not a
policy violation.
but
it is probably
actual fucking fraud
that he is…
right now….
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🗣️ collecting dependent pay
🗣️ from my child’s social security number,
🗣️unpaid child support,
and
…wait for it…
🗣️✨using it to support your household✨
🗣️…and your multiple children.✨
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🙉
lol what??
you can’t hear that one??
girlie.
you don’t get to
🗣️ scream bullshit
just because
you don’t like
the fucking reality
of the dude
you’re playing side chick with.
i didn’t make the facts weird—
HE DID.
🤡😭💀
babe,
YOU did.
👏👏👏
free speech
doesn’t stop existing
because your…boyfriend(?)
is fucking embarrassed.
👉🤥✨
that’s not
how law works, babes.
(especially not in texas.)
truth isn’t harassment. 🔥📢
public safety isn’t drama. 🔥📢
and you being
mildly 💥
fucking 💥
inconvenienced 💥
by the consequences
of your own life choices
does not make me
a fucking liar or a criminal.
🤡💀
seriously?????
read an actual statute.
crazy, i know.
until then,
please stop
🎤💥
false filing reports,
stalking me,
harassing me,
wanting to BE ME, 🤡😭
because my free speech
gave you tummy ache vibes.
🤡🎪🎡
sweetie.
i’m talking about
what happened.
and unfortunately for you,
i’m not the problem.
the truth is.
😂👏
