just vibes, excuses, and “babe, be patient”...😭🍼❌💍

omg right.
i forgot.

⚡️

there was in fact a time
when i blocked a man
for fucking months
and he came back
asking for a baby.

💔

like a legitimate one.
on purpose.
with intent.
very strange behavior
for someone
allegedly
incapable
🫢💥️
of legal decisiveness.

💀

and then
he also begged
to marry me. 🕊️

immediately,
btw.

❌ not “someday.”
❌ not “when things calm down.”
❌ not “i just need time.”

nah.

😭🍼💍

just—

💋 papers.
💋 signature.
💋 last name.
⚡️fucking done.

🧾

fully claimed, babe.

loud.
public.
legal.

😌🧾✨

like,
baby.

😭🤡🔥

if he offers you…

nothing?!

⚡️that is not privacy.
⚡️that is not timing.
⚡️that is not “he moves different.”

omg—
that is:

he is not moving for you. 💔

nooooo.

damn like—
⚡️super awkward⚡️
🫢💥️
for any
later plot
where my dude
is ✨apparently
just a confused little
incapable baby creature
🫶🏻💖💫
who cannot
possibly be expected
to file basic paperwork.

because i have,
unfortunately,
seen what it looks like
when a man is
actually sure.

👉🤡

but
shit babe,

💔 the overlap,
💔 the delay,
💔 the purposeful omission of existence,
and the…
lack of ANY legitimacy?

⚡️💔⚡️

yikes.

yeah.
that does mean something.

😌

not my business,
of course.

💀🧾✨

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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