oh shit, that is not a concerned friend. that is a bitch with motive. 🚧💥 xoxo, anonymously
babe.
(you’re so dumb)
💋
the anonymous
slanderous nj letter
is still one
of the funniest fucking artifacts
in this whole shitshow.
—
because
let’s be serious
barely anyone
even knew us
as an actual married unit.
homie.
he was out
⭐️ lying,
⭐️ cheating,
⭐️ stealing,
⭐️ using,
and starring in
⭐️ bathroom dick sextapes
half the fucking time.
🍑🍆🎬🔞
—
so now
i’m supposed to believe
some random
“friend”
just magically knew:
✨ my childhood context???
(with zero details)
✨ my momentary husband,
✨ my current life insurance fraud???
✨ the exact same “lol omg she’s crazy” narrative,
that someone in texas was already conspiring to create
and somehow
had the energy to join
the take this bitch down permanently campaign?
🚪💥🤡
girl,
shut up.
—
(i think i know exactly who wrote this lol 💀)
hmmmm.
🐍💬
—
let’s think REALLY hard about this!!!!
you mean
✨friend ✨
like…
ex-insurance agent??
like fraudulent fiduciary???
or like…
friend…friend???
👫📹
—
okay.
✨that’s not giving friend.✨
—
that’s giving
someone who
really wanted me to shut up
and reallyneeded
🔥 a cute little fake origin story
for why the fuck
she claimed to matter.
damn bitch,
pathetic.
🕯️
the childhood reference
is the biggest fucking fake—
🚧💥
because that
doesn’t read like
an actual memory.
nah,
zero specifics,
but knows…
MY HUSBAND????
dumb hoe.
it reads like an alibi.
💥🤡
—
like:
“hi yes i know her from forever,
definitely don’t look at why i also know
all this present-day husband / fiduciary / smear-campaign bullshit.”
✨😐✨
ma’am.
you are not smooth.
you are just anonymous.
and anonymous
is usually what people become
when their real connection to the story
would look bad in daylight.
🕊️
—
let’s just say,
i read
that shit—
and was like
“oh this bitch definitely
fucked w my husband.”
🧠💥
—
i’m not saying
every weird bitch
with a letter
was fucking my husband.
i’m saying
this one sounds
real fucking invested
for someone
allegedly
“so concerned.”
about life insurance.
—
and baby!
🧠💥🧾
distance
is not what this letter feels like—
it reeks of
💥 proximity.
💥 panic.
and somebody
(who maybe just moved back! lol!)
trying to get ahead
of what
i was about to uncover.
🫠✨
—
dumb bitch.
