imagine being this ✨unfathomably down bad✨ for a broke, married dude 🗽🤡
🔍 yoooooooooo—
first off.
holy shit.
this could
never be me.
✨🗑️✨
like—
the receipts
are finally fucking out
and things are looking
goddamn messy, y’all.
🚩🚩🚩
imagine
spending all that
time and money 🤑
on an ivy league degree 🎓
just to end up as
a textbook dumb-ass example of
"consequences of your own fucking actions."
✨💀✨
some people
really think
the law
only applies
to other fucking people.
🗽🤡💸
—
📸 newsflash—
nah bitch.
✨🐍✨
when looking at
the intersection of
reputation and regulation
🧠💥🕵️♀️
New York Real Property Law § 441-c ⚖️
is not interested
in the aesthetic of
your dumbass
“mean wife” narrative, or
the "spoiled-brat real estate developer" dreams.
✨lol✨
no hun—
🤡💸
listen closely:
the state
only cares if
someone is
🔥 "untrustworthy" 🔥
or
🔥 "in-fucking-competent." 🔥
🤫🚩🚩
jesus christ.
🏛️⚖️💸
i guess
northeast elitism
is a whole-ass trip
until 🤭
the law
actually checks
the goddamn entitlement.
✨💋✨
—
lol babe!
😐🫳🗑️
you know what’s
✨so fucking funnny???✨
NY courts 🗽
have a very specific
interpretation of this shit:
💸🤰✨
if there's a history
of fraud in finance,
that reputation
fucking follows you
into real estate.
🧠💥
oh shit.
misconduct???🔥🗑️
that shit
fucks your record up,
love—🥺🎻
it gets…
everywhere.
👁️👄👁️ …wUt?
(yeah, babe!)
🔎🤡
—
💥—like, 💥
a history of
🔥 documented
🔥 fucking
🔥 evidence
in front of a bench
can't just be deleted.
👻👋
aw.
NY state laws 🗽
just fucking updated, 🫢💥️
and the
💥 bomb-ass 📢
"time-out" period
for ethics violations
is dead-fucking serious now.
✨👏✨
(3 years?!) 🤡🔥📢
—
well damn
babe.
💥
a suspension for
untrustworthiness 💫
can lead to being
legally fucking barred 🫶🏻
from the industry for years.
🚫🏡💅
because
look honey,
that kind of
fucking delusion
is goddamn dangerous.
🔥🔥🙃👏🔥🔥
and
leads to a
💥 very public 📸✨🤡
and embarrassing career pivot.
🚪🏃♀️💨 💸🚫
—
shit.
looks like,
you can run,
but you can’t hide
from fraud—babe.
🗽🤡✌️💨
that’s a fucking wrap.
🎶🎻🤏
