why did single/childless “brad” remember his female coworkers by name, though? 🍿💀✨

not for nothing—

but the
selective-ass memory
on this absolute joker
is actually goddamn insane.

✨lol.✨

bro
obviously—
the math was never
fucking mathing.

this man can:

🤥 run around under a fake name 🕵️‍♂️
🤥 lie to women that he’s single while i’m nine months pregnant
🤥 cheat like he’s trying to win a goddamn trophy 🏆
🤥 keep a recurring blow schedule ❄️
🤥 repeatedly drive a car that isn't even his (justice for my white subaru) 🚗
🤥 and treat fatherhood like a technical goddamn error 🚮

—

but the coworker? 🤥💼🤫

✨ oh, ✨
he remembers
her perfectly.
lmfao
she makes it into
the fake-ass plot
in the final boss—
dick-pic discussion?

✨🐍✨

omg.
yo.

…

so goddamn interesting. 🤡

like…

she’s really, really— 💋
gunna miss you a lot?
like,
✨hard core flirt-vibes???✨

…damn

fucking fascinating. 💫

—

(looks bad, yo)

let’s review
the file management
for this piece of shit:

🚫 wife? redacted.
🚫 newborn? deleted.
🚫 real identity? concealed.
🚫 basic moral compass? fucking trashed. 🚮

—

but honey
the "female coworker"
who was also
my fiduciary financial rep?
bro.

she verbatim…
made the
fake life narrative

🍿💀✨

fucking noted.

lmao.

shit
this isn't "confusion."
this is curation.

📈

so…
when you "forget"
🤫 your wife,
🤫 your newborn baby,
🤫 and your legal fucking name,

but
you preserve
the professional side chick
who funnels you
cash and job leads?

😐🫳🗑️

ok.

babes. 💅

✨ that is salience.
✨ that is priority.
that is—
the one tab left open
after the whole fake-life shit
crashed and fucking burned.

🔥💻

—

basically,

the fuck-around phase
was dangerous as fuck.
the find-out phase
is goddamn beautiful.

💸🤰✨