the "dangerous mom" paradox (and why i abandoned my newborn with a pyschopath) ✨🎖️🐀💸
🐀 🧮✨🤡
deadbeat dad math.
"the mother
of my only child
is a—
😭 lying,
😭 bipolar,
😭 dangerous,
😭 insane psycho."
yet—
✨bro voluntarily
leaves his newborn
alone with said "psycho"
for over a year 🔥🔥
without checking in once.✨
🫢💥️
for fucksake,
rational homie.
🤡 🚩
because—
💭 normal people logic:
if someone is "dangerous,"
🔥 you fight for your child in court,
🔥 you file emergency motions,
🔥 you fucking go to goddamn war for custody.
🔥 you don't leave the room,
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
let alone the fucking state.
🤠🏚️🤰
…
✍️🤥 (noted you fucking clown)
💭 dumbass logic:
"she's so scary
that i’m going to
move across the county,
stop following court orders,
and fail to contact my kid,
or pay any
fucking child support—
since the goddamn
biden administration.
✨🤡✨🤠🐂💩
—
hey babe—
✍️🧐
people go to court
over rights to a fucking cat.
people catch felonies
over petty-ass assets
and five hundred fucking bucks.
🗣️ but you?
baby,
couldn’t even zoom-in
to the fucking FRO hearing.
🤠🐂💩
(i thought you loved livestreaming???)
🍿💀✨
yooooo—
lmfao.
🕊️✨
round of applause.
—
babe.
i prepared, 👩💻
for weeks,
up until dawn,
ensuring i was ready
to protect my fucking child—
⚖️💥
from whatever the fuck
you had become.
✨👹✨
…
but you???
🤠🐂💩
babe!
you were too busy 💸🐍
in that exact moment,
✨✍️🤥 ALLEGEDLY 🤫🖋️📜
👏🏼 secretly
👏🏼 changing
👏🏼 fucking beneficiaries 👏🏼
on my goddamn assets, 🤡👋🏼
to be goddamn bothered
🤠💩
to even fucking appear
before the sitting judge.
🤨📸🌵🤡
(after rescheduling multiple fucking times)
🤡🕊️✨
—
shit,
looks like ✨🤥✨
you were so worried—
weren’t you?
🤡🫃🚩
lmfao.
nah—
either you’re lying
because
"she’s crazy"
is the only narrative
a deadbeat knows...
⚖️💥
OR
⚖️💥
you
actually believed
your kid was
in fucking danger
and you chose to
abandon her anyway.
✨👹✨
—
fuck.
sweetie.
if i’m so "bipolar,"
why did you leave your
fucking newborn
alone with me
for over 400+ days?
lmfao.
—
🧠 pick one, babe. 🎤🚮
are you a liar💥
✨or ✨
just a cowardly spectator
to your own child's life?
🎖️🐀💸
honey,
🚫 you can’t 🚫
cry "psychopath"
while your actions scream
"i’m on a fucking parental vacation."
🚌💨
—
to recap—
💥💥💥
by your own logic,
you’re a man who
knowingly abandons a baby
with an active💥 "threat" 💥
just so
you can
fund a side-chick
with stolen va dependent pay.
🤫🏦💩🔥🔥🔥🔥
fucking genius.
✨🤡✨
yo—
the patient suffers
from a chronic inability
to make a lie make sense.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
god fucking bless.
💸🐍💨
