the forensic psych report nobody ordered but ✨god clearly scheduled✨
sexual intrusion 101: ✨👹🤝🏻👹✨
…
✨ two grown men.
✨ one postpartum woman.
✨ one newborn.
✨ one house.
and zero fucking boundaries.
welcome to my TED talk from hell.
—
ok so.
i wasn’t living in a home…
i was living
in a hostile ecosystem 🤢
created by two adult males
who treated walls
like an optical phenomenon
and privacy like a fucking hate crime.
yo.
and THESE TWO CREATURES
✨👹🤜🏼🤛🏼👹✨
are performing
their own personal
goddamn biology experiments
in every shared fucking space.
✨🤮✨
✦ suspect #1: the dad 😐✨
diagnosis: boundaryless exhibitionist-lite with covert creep habits
pattern of behavior:
this man said:
🚪✨ “doors are fucking decorative”
📢✨ “privacy? overrated.”
👀✨ “YOU’RE the weirdo for noticing.”
🙄✨ accidental exposure… on disgusting-ass loop.
🧍♀️✨ made ME adjust to HIS nonsense.
psych world:
covert exhibitionism + environmental sexual intrusion
…
aka: “sir, why the fuck is your dick out in a FAMILY HOME 😭✨”
home became:
🏚️ = unsafe ✨
🚫 = boundaries? never fucking heard of her ✨
✨ home = danger, every hallway = indecent exposure risk
—
so i was born into—
✨environmental sexual terrorism✨
and then married
the advanced fucking evolution of it. 🌈✨
✨💀✨
cool.
…
✦ suspect #2: the husband 😵💫✨
diagnosis: compulsive sexual actor-out w/ stimulant brain rot
pattern of behavior:
this clown:
✨🎥 filmed himself in ANY. FUCKING. ROOM.
✨🤰 did it while i was pregnant + postpartum
✨👶 did it while i + newborn were upstairs PREY MODE
✨💊 did it fueled by yayo + delusion
✨📤 posted it FOR STRANGERS
✨🏠 IN OTHER PEOPLE’S HOMES BRO WHAT
psych world: compulsive sexual acting-out + dissociative hypersexuality
…
aka: “he’s not horny, he’s FUCKING unhinged 😭✨💀”
impulse control? NO. ❌
dignity? NONE.❌
common sense?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.❌❌❌
—
holy shit.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
pattern is fucking IDENTICAL:
✨ “men doing sexual shit in shared space
✨ and YOU have to change or…catch a fucking std”
…
ok but clinically???
🔥disinhibited sexual behavior in shared domestic space🔥
…
aka:
A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT.
gross
ass
violations.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
or:
✨ sexual behavior in places it DOES NOT FUCKING BELONG
✨ no privacy
✨ no goddamn boundaries
✨ everyone else contorting themselves around disgusting male behavior
…
translation:
✨🙃 not just “gross,”
✨💀 environmental fucking violence.
to recap—
these motherfuckers are
TRULY the goddamn
demon squad
from sexual fucking HELL. 🚩🚩🚩
✨👹🫶🏻👹✨
…
homie.
i survived
two sexual boundary cryptids
under one fucking roof
while raising a brand-new human
don’t ask how i survived.
i goddamn shouldn’t have.
✨🪦✨
