so like…GIRL…was he sexting + livestreaming 💋✨ from UR bathroom TOO?? brah. sick.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY

—

the absolute
fucking fabulous narrative
they want you
to believe
is…

🥁🥁✨

this was
just professional 🥹🫶
just a normal awkward
”employment opportunity”
+ onboarding moment ✨📋
BUT
absolutely
nothing
fucking
weird ✨ at ✨ all ✨

nah.

—

lol
meanwhile,
based on the lived timeline
that exists within reality:

🖤😦 while my husband was out here operating
like a full-time pornified stimulant goblin
(pattern + screenshots + the whole “schedule” vibe),

✨🤷‍♂️✨ …and

🖤😦 while i’m the one pregnant /
paying / getting my face busted in /
sacrificing my vehicle and home 🏠🔥

//

you??? (a financial rep. a “professional.” allegedly.) are:

💸🧚‍♀️ privately sending him
🔥🔥🔥 hundreds of dollars
🔥🔥🔥 during active onboarding
(because he’s so broke he needs a sponsor???
but he’s also…the owner???? so like???)

…

💸🧚‍♀️ having him at your apartment
🔥🔥🔥 repeatedly
(just “hanging out”…allegedly)

💸🧚‍♀️ while you’re also personally
🔥🔥🔥 configuring ownership / policy controls
🔥🔥🔥 with him — not me — the person with the money /
the actual funding spouse /
whole-ass adult in the room

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

what???

so

do office crushes—
overrule 💋✨
fiduciary fucking duties???????

y’all just decided??

🙏

✨together???✨
without telling me??

…who you assign as payor??

this is a fucking joke.

right????????

RIGHT?

BECAUSE:

🔥 he’s unemployed
🔥 he’s using substances
🔥 he’s hanging out at random bitches apartments for no fucking reason
🔥 he’s totaled his pregnant wife’s car
🔥 he’s so broke, our financial rep—is sending him cash???

but… OWNER???

L
M
F
A
O

✨✋😬🤚

babe!

you mean fraud??

—

and
the dumbest part?

girlie!!!!
you ✨👤🫵🏻
had access to
💥(and it’s goddamn horrendous)💥
✨👏🏼 our underwriting /
✨👏🏼 the ptsd /
✨👏🏼 the documented pill theft /
✨👏🏼 every HIGH goddamn risk /
✨👏🏼 every single fucking warning sign /
✨👏🏼 THE 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 medical docs
where…
✨based on the records i have, ✨
🔥 my doctor 👏🏼
🔥 repeatedly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🔥 flags him as a fucking addict.

✨👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼✨

…

but i guess you
missed that,
when he was sitting on your couch.

parking at your apartment???

…

girl.

🗣️⚠️ are you ok???????

did you…

…attend the training???💥💥💥
or
were you
too goddamn focused✨
on my (f word) husband????💫✨

💍💔👤

**
he’s honestly
not that hot…
(especially now, woof)
but
also!
that’s why…
(these women 🤫)

??

?

just??????

missed…
the whole goddamn
💥reality💥
there for a second???

YO.

jesus christ.

what is this
financial planning via
nerdyawkwardfinancialB4B3s.com???
🗣️⚠️ the…fuck???

…

so based on
this behavior??

girl.
you should have been…
🗣️⚠️ goddamn fired.

…

[🥲]

…

so just to recap: 📸💥…

you’ve got
💀 my private medical +
💀 financial disclosures in one hand, and
💀 my husband’s addiction +
💀 account control in the other, and
💀 you’re telling me this is just…

💥✨standard SERVICING?

…

yo.
girl.

❌ that’s not “financial representative” shit.

that is
💥✨ watching the house burn down
while holding the gas can and asking me
to sign the fucking docusign. 💋✨✍️

🔥⛽

and
then you
ENTER my home
right after i give birth???
yo,
can you say
💥 boundary violations??

😭💀💯

but girlie
you never even
gave me your number.

💥✨📲

you did,
however,
💸🧚‍♀️✨
keep calling my husband privately
and 💥tried to get him to…

…meet your daddy.

👨‍🦳🤝??????

—

are we seeing this???
do we comprehend the facts???

he’s livestreaming his D.
she’s disrespectfully
obsessed w him
in an overtly,
obviously,
creepy way…
and this dude
💥manipulates and
💥 uses
💥 mid-level women
💥 with no self-esteem
💥 for drugs and
💥 a goddamn couch…

so like???

the math isn’t clicking??

…

✨ me: postpartum. fucked up. newborn.
✨ you: “so anyway does he wanna meet my father ❤️✨🥹”

and i’m
✨supposed to believe ✨
there’s no conflict here?

🚫 no boundary issues?✨
🚫 no concealment?✨
🚫 no “this smells like a
compliance training video titled
😌🙏✨🕊️ don’t do this dumb shit”?✨

🚫 lmfao.

NAH.
no one is buying that shit.
no one.

✨🤜💥🤛✨

but yeah okay.

and you
🚫 “didn’t commit fraud”?✨

lol.

—

cool.
let’s do that thing
where 12 strangers hear:

🕊️ money transfers
🕊️ constant off-channel contact
🕊️ hidden access + control
🕊️ ignoring the actual client
🕊️ postpartum home visit; without contacting the wife;
🕊️ and the conveniently-timed block/vanish behavior

ok.

—

so yes.

let’s go to the jury, bitch.

💖🥰💞

i’m bringing the proof.

you bring…your dad?

👨‍🦳✨