holy shit, babe…YOU were the white trash 🗑️🔥
yo.
i was just thinking
how you used to
call me
white trash.
💩🗑️✨
all the time.
while i was
cleaning toilets
to support you
while pregnant.
👋🏼🏃🏼♂️...👶🏼💔
so,
AYE—
✨ welcome to the trailer park multiverse 🪐🧿💫
…
lol.
but even then,
i was like—
bro:
you are
✨ fundamentally unemployed,
✨ living off various women,💫
✨ bombing out of a military career; you already fucking had—
✨ perpetually unlicensed…for everything,
…and
✨ running your little financial bullshit on linkedin
like a recruiter from hell.
👹🔥🔥
shit.
but you were brutal—
you’d brag
constantly about
your dumbass manufactured resume
like a flex —
omg!!!✨✍️
🗣️ i know people.
🗣️ i went to a better school than you!
(just don’t look at the transfer, lol)
🗣️ you’re too dumb for law school.
🗣️ your whole family is…white trash.
🗣️ …i’m not like you.
(as he lived off me
and my family
for multiple years
in a row.
heh!)
🛋️🍕🚫💰
damn babe!
not like YOU????
…
🔥 understatement of the fucking year. 🔥
yes.
correct!!
you’re not like me
because i have 💋
✦ custody,
✦ credit,
✦ a clean piss test,
✦ a mortgage,
✦ a vehicle,
✦ a job,
✦ integrity, 💫
✦ and a court record
that doesn’t include
✨💋 punching fucking women.
but
let’s play this out.
you said
✨white trash✨🐀🐀🗑️✨
like it was a slur.
respect my people. 🚐🍺🚬
…
and now
let’s take a look around:
omg.
BRAD!!! 👎💥
🐀
🐀💫
✦ you’re living in a
✨arbitrary ass bitch’s✨ home —
wait.
✦ is it a girlfriend?
✦ a blow buddie??
✦ a real roommate?
✦ an emotional support circus animal?
fucking yikes.
✨unclear.✨
because shit.
✔️ you’re legally married.
✔️ and fully abandoned your actual kid.
👻🏚️💨
isn’t that fucking embarrassing???
but go off,
king.
play stepdad ✨🙏
to some incidental children
in suburban texas???
like the daddy of the year.
holy shit.
UPGRADE
🔥🔥🔥
✨real question though:
do you introduce yourself
as "out on bond"?
or just…“daddy”??
or
do you just let
the felony strangulation charges
vibe silently
in the background
at school pickup?
noooooo.
it’s too dumb.
🫠🫠🫠
lol.
but yes—
you used to call me
white trash while:
💀 filming yourself cheating on your wife, 🐀
💀 snorting adderall like it was part of the job, 🐀
💀 getting venmo’d by your cubicle situationship
💀 refusing to pay $89/week in child support
💀 living off someone else’s family 🐀
💀 posting PUBLICLY💥jerking off💥 in their living room
💀 defrauding credit cards, for what looks like—cocaine! 🐀💫
💀 scamming disability because you refuse to be a man
💀 splitting bills with a fraudulent family while you steal a baby’s dependent pay
💀 living off the gi bill, you promised to transfer your wife/child instead of getting a JOB,
💀 funding defense attorneys in court, instead of owning the fuck up—
💀 and letting a random woman visit my mother-in-law while MARRIED 🤡
are you…
seeing this??
but,
i’m the crazy one??
nope.
shit.
baby,
you’re a case study in—
✨what happens
when mediocre men
get handed military benefits
and think it’s retirement✨
✨🐀🐀🐀
homie.
🕊️🏠🐷💫
you’re a stay-at-home boyfriend.
who stayed at
everyone else’s home
but your wife and child’s.
😐😶🫥
bro, you’re a superstar. 🐀✨
fuck.
you didn’t just
lose your family.
you traded a law student
with actual assets
for a woman
with three whole-ass kids,
she abandons on holidays—
who apparently,
can’t even fucking rent???
just stfu.
🙂✨🔫
it’s too drug-addict adjacent.
it’s a fucking joke.
but LOOK—😏✨
y’all are truly soul mates.
honestly.
✨of the same quality.✨💫
lmfao.
and hey—
let’s not forget:
🧾 i’m the one who funded your epic job flop.
🧾 paid your bills
🧾 handed over our socials for your monthly “salary bump.”
🧾 and now have you listed in
two separate courtrooms
under—
🔥 “person who should not be near women or finances.” 🔥
dawg.
you didn’t just
fumble the bag.💫
🗑️ you hid the bag,
🗑️ robbed mine,
🗑️ and blamed me
🗑️ when you fucking dropped it.
🔥🔥🔥
babe.
enjoy your
🚩 deadbeat lifestyle,
🚩 the rapidly deteriorating physique,
🚩 the sweaty-ass raves,
🚩 the embarassing women;
🚩 your karma,
and your new fucking family.
🫵🤡💫
…
honestly?
you found
EXACTLY
where you always belonged.
🐷🐷🏠🔥
