wait, girl… W H Y 🕯️✨
✨
ummm…
a little
birdy
just told me 🎶
🎶…someone is spiraling again?
💓🙏✨🕊️💫
???
like,
babe.
r u okay???
✨🚩
so,
you’re
offering alibis
for an offense
no one reported??
✨🪦✨
lol
jaw = dropped
brain = perplexed
timeline = inaccurate
girl.
what’s up—are you good???
…
no rly.
because like…
full-on unhinged,
openly exhibiting the
fight-or-flight response 🔥🧬⚡️
over specifics…😦
no one communicated??
😭😭😭
like…
why are you
reliving a precise evening
never even referenced??
💀
—
yo but,
apparently it included:
🕊️✨ light organized activity
🕊️✨ some… very creative + highly amateur film
🕊️✨ a surprising interest in international logistics?
…😦😶🌫️🫣🫢🔥🔥🔥
—
holy shit.
🫢
in one night??
nah, like…
be honest here.
why were those your top 3 anxieties?
…😦✨🚩💫
really tho—
w h a t
are you even
✨talking✨ about
😭😭😭😭
like genuinely confused??
💥 i didn’t articulate any of that, girly.💥
but you…
did??
🎤✨🦗🦗🦗
because
while i’ve been posting
toddler sleep wins ✨
👶🏼😭💥🧸😴🛌
and
✨grateful vibes,✨
apparently
someone’s out here
freestyling felony scenarios
with the specific delusion
only a liar can embody???
😭🔥🔥🔥
girl??
…
the actual fuck?? ✨🚩
🫣💀🚫
like damn.
ok
so to recap,
🗣️💬🐍
if nothing happened…
this is a very
💥 strange amount of anxiety
💥 for a non-event.
🙏✨🕊️
like…
why are you this reactive? 💥💫
to… nothing.
you seem
😐 alarmingly distressed
for someone
😐 unnamed
and allegedly
😐 entirely uninvolved.
what?
babe—
why are you dragging yourself💫
back
into a story
i’ve intentionally kept
💥vague as fuck.💥
🪞🕳️
that’s strange-ass conduct.
//
but hey,
💖 maybe just… back away slowly?
😮🙌
like shit,
😵💫❤️🔥💫🥀
imagine not being
the main character
and still doing press tours.
💀💀💀
i am like—
👤💭 “if nothing happened, then it’s whatever.”
and
as per usual,
i said that shit—
so i meant it.
but now?
now it’s looking
a lot like something, hun.
💀😘✨
and
respectfully,
if we’re so guiltless
maybe 🥺🙏
we should
cease overtly
doing bizarre shit???
🙃👉👈 🛑✨💫
because
👤💭 why are you building full conspiracies??? 💥💫
????
nope.
sissy,
this is an
unusually vigorous meltdown
for an occasion
🙅🏻♀️👉🏻 that allegedly
never even occurred.
✨😬🤐??
—
yo honestly??
all this
with
the manic goddamn confidence 💥💫
of a person
who knows
exactly what they did.
🪞🕊️🤍✨
so…
again…
💥 what tf
💥 are you doing?
like let’s be
absolutely serious,
🙏✨"a single mom”
with a full-time co-parent
+ regularly scheduled direct payments??
💅🍼💳✨
lol.
yeah.
we are not the same.
✨in more ways than one.💫
lmfao.
hey,
focus for one second—
remember:
✨ i didn’t cheat on my husband (or anyone…ever)
✨ i don’t fuck people over—
✨ particularly when they do me solids
✨ i don’t even vibe about it
✨ i’ve actually never ❄️ touched ❄️ that ❄️shit
(lol me fr 🌈✨🦄🪽💖🧚🏻♀️)
like…
damn.
but actually yes.
—
anyway,
back to my actual life.✨💫
BUT.
hope you find peace.
🙏🥰✨🕊️
—
ps. accidentally outing yourself—is crazy behavior.
next time?
let’s discuss honesty.
🧾💫
god bless.
xox
