sucks 2 suck, brad (& co.)💥💫

damn,
doesn’t it suck?
🙃👉👈
like,
no matter
how loud i say
“fuck y’all”
you still can’t make me
into something
i’m factually not 💥💫
no matter how hard
you run
that shitty-ass
abuser 101 playbook.

🙏✨🕊️

like yo.
y’all got caught.
not framed.

here’s the facts; briguy + friends💫

💥 i wasn’t the one cheating.
💥 i wasn’t lying through my dick and posting nightly as “bradfrom the bathroom
💥 i wasn’t creating burner accounts + harassing a dv victim.
💥 i wasn’t punching a pregnant woman and then crying about being “provoked.”
💥 i wasn’t jerking off in chatrooms while my daughter slept 30 feet away.
💥 i wasn’t bullshitting at felony hearings just to disappear when accountability showed up.
💥 i wasn’t stalking, monitoring, triangulating, then acting shocked when my name hit the record.
💥 i wasn’t siphoning tuition refunds and life savings like a broke-ass goblin under a bridge.
💥 i didn’t send hook up videos mid-marriage to my sidepiece on the internet.
💥 i didn’t send my married cubicle crush money while onboarding his pregnant wife.
💥 i wasn’t “financial planning” with zero licenses, zero sales, and enough stimulants to fund a fucking sorority.
💥 i didn’t violate felony bond across multiple states while posing for “family life 💅” pics from a girlfriend’s couch.

nah.
that was you.
that was all you.
the main clown and

some side-hoe fuckery ⚡️

and what’s
even more pathetic?

🪞 you did all that —
and
you’re deadass
still out here
rehearsing monologues
about “crazy exes”??
like somebody
ruined your reputation.

sweetie.
remember,
🚫 no one “smeared” y’all.
you just keep revealing
the truth 👨🏼💫 by fucking accident.

dawg.
for real though—
are y’all deranged?

babe.
i didn’t
make you look bad.
i just stopped protecting you
from the consequences
of your own
documented conduct.

like— hi bitch,
be so fucking serious
for one goddamn second.

you don’t get to
fuck-up a whole-ass family
👑✨🙌🤰👶🏼
and then
threaten me into silence.
nope.
you don’t get to
be the fucking chaos
and
demand peace.

be honest w yourself:
🚨 you’re not
the victim of my website. 🚨
you’re just mad it’s accurate.

and unfortunately for you,
when you behave like a fucking demon,
you end up looking like one in the screenshots.

🐀💫


and babe,
if it makes you uncomfy
to see your actions written down?

maybe
you shouldn’t have
done that shit in the first place.

🙏✨🕊️

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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