the misinformation campaign 2025…😦🫣🫢

ok so
what even is…a fact?
like genuinely asking.
not rhetorically.
spiritually.
epistemologically.

🧠✨

because
i lived through
the fake news era.
i’ve seen
misinformation 🕊️🤍
in the wild.
but this???

wow dude.

this is
misinformation 🕊️🤍
✨indoors.
✨climate-controlled.
✨wearing loafers.
asking for sparkling water.
🥿🦋

??

apparently
we’re in the period
where you just:

⭐ say how you feel
⭐ or how you wish things were
⭐ sign your name at the bottom
⭐ date it
⭐ and boom—
✨factual reality✨

who even
needs evidence 🕊️
when
you have
audacity
🔥🔥🔥
and
a signature block 💅🏼

—

🚫 facts? optional.
🚫 evidence? vibes-based.
🚫 truth? babe, as fluid as string theory.

💫

—

literally just like,
🎤
“we unite
in opposition 🤝
and while we’re here,
allow us to freestyle.”

🦋🎶

—

but lol.
⚡️no beat.
⚡️shit lyrics.
⚡️full confidence.

while someone’s
nodding off-camera
like…“yeah yeah this slaps.”

😐💥💫

and then
my personal favorite
philosophical inquiry
of our time:

✨🧿

what is even
domestic violence???

because,

“she’s not a dv victim 😮🙌
literally nothing even happened
but also—
🫣 don’t look at my texts.
🫣 or the fact pattern.
🫣 or the orders.
🫣 or why everyone’s acting
like
there’s a reason.”

🙃👉👈

!!!

😶‍🌫️ zero engagement with the actual timeline.
😶‍🌫️ zero mention of the f-word (felony).
😶‍🌫️ zero analysis of the law.
😶‍🌫️ just ✨vibes and projection✨

and then—
like a fever dream
of chutzpah—

please reprimand her. 🔥🔥🔥

…😦🫣🫢

🍬⚖️

yo,
💥 not because of evidence.
💥 not because of any finding.
but
because
our feelings are hurt.

😭😭😭😭

—

because
nothing screams
“objective truth”

🕊️🤍✨

like:

“she’s lying,
we swear,
no sources tho,
just pinky promise.
xoxo”

🧚‍♀️✨🧿📧

—

😐