how ✨unbelievably reasonable✨ i am (and how hard everyone worked to force me into my villain origin story)

hi. 🩷
it’s me.
the “emotionally intense” one
with the terrifying habits of…
documenting dates and reading statutes.

i just wanted
to take a moment to say
thank you
to everyone
who worked so hard
to make sure
i look wildly reasonable in comparison.

genuinely.
you shouldn’t have.

thank you for proving
i tried so hard
not to (fucking) be here.

from where i’m sitting,
it’s actually adorable:

💞 i emailed…and emailed again.
💞 i sent documentation
💞 i reported
💞 i waited
💞 i followed “proper channels” like a little civics textbook

and the collective response was:

🏛️🕊️⚖️

“hmm…what if we
ignore her…
until she builds an:
online shrine
to our ✨seemingly fraudulent behaviors, 🕊️
then act absolutely 🔥brand new🔥—
because she ✨built a tab on her website.” 💫

thank you
for helping me prove
i am, in fact,
the least reactive person
in this room.

🤙✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

—

in my opinion,
that’s art. 🕊️✨
y’all speed-jogged
the “reasonable person exhausted all options” element
for me.

thank you
for making my coping skills
look like ✨overachievement.✨

✨✋😬🤚

i am, admittedly, “a lot”:

✨🦄 single mom
✨🦄 baddie who survived manual strangulation 🏆
✨🦄 law student (clinging to life!)
✨🦄 cleaning toilets and court files in the same week

instead of,
idk,
committing crimes
or burning my life down,
i:
🌈 ✨made timelines
🌈 ✨built a domestic violence cathedral through a website
🌈 ✨learned what anti-slapp is
🌈 ✨color-coded my trauma like a psychopath… with a new printer

and the hot take is—

✨ “she’s out of control.”

babe,
if this is “out of control,”
i truly fear what you think
“regulated” looks like.

thank you for being
more upset by my adjectives
than by the documented patterns.

babe!
i talk about
strangulation,
concealment,
economic abuse;
the comeback is:

…

“your honor, she said ‘fuck’ in pink font.”

🤡 🚩

ok, so:
from my side,
it just keeps highlighting
that the part you can’t legally fight
✨ is the actual conduct, ✨
so you keep cross-examining
my vibe instead.

🖤

thank you for the unintentional character reference.

😌🙏✨🕊️

i’m just
over here like:

“aw. 🥹 you noticed.”

—

because personally,
if i were really the danger,
i probably wouldn’t have:

🔥 asked for help in writing it down instead of making threats
🔥 built an archive instead of a revenge plan
🔥 turned my meltdown into publicly verifiable evidence

—

dang.
but that’s
just my ⭐️ little mental illness: ⭐️
extreme,
chronic,
terminal
🧚‍♀️✨ reasonableness under pressure.

—

in conclusion, with love:

if i’m your “crazy one,”
and i’m the person:

🙏 following orders,
🙏 refusing to abuse institutions,
🙏 obeying no-contact,
🙏 speaking on my own platform,
🙏 labeling opinion as opinion,
🙏 and walking myself into court instead of into (fucking) crime,

then…
✨maybe
the real problem
isn’t my sanity.
maybe
it’s that
i refuse to play—

”sit down and shut the fuck up.”

💖🥰💞

anyway.
thank you for your
continued contributions
to my “clearly not the unstable one” narrative.

💫

thank you, sincerely.

for calling me “crazy,”
in a context where
my every action has been
🥺 documented,
🥺 measured,
🥺 restrained,
and
🥺 absurdly polite. ✨

so.
with
all
due
respect
and
✨an obscene number of records,✨
the girl
you really
should’ve left the fuck alone.

🩷