wow. what a horrificly terrifying fact pattern 🏠🔥
aka: “if we pretend the timeline isn’t the timeline, maybe the judge won’t notice the timeline.”
🙏😌🕊️
babe!
they are out here
doing crisis improv,
not law.
✶
because here’s
the problem THEY have
—not me:
once i unintentionally
connected the dots
(that he was:
💥 cheating,
💥 drugging,
💥 spiraling,
💥 financially nonfunctional,
and
💥 assaulting me
during the exact window
THEY were
funneling control
to HIM)
✨🪦✨
their whole
“we did nothing inappropriate :)” 💞
defense
(fucking) evaporated ✨🕊️
like coke on a goddamn dashboard.
💫
…
and baby!!!!
…they know it.
✨✋😬🤚✨
so what do
defense teams do
when the facts are cooked?
…
they pivot to the only remaining strategy:
🔥 act confused.
🔥 pretend the client was stable.
🔥 pretend the timeline isn’t chronological.
🔥 gaslight the record.
🔥 denigrate the vulnerable client.
🤰🏼👶🏼✨
…
sweetheart.
it’s truly giving—
✨🤝 negligent supervision
✨🤝 fiduciary breach
✨🤝 privacy violations
✨🤝 conflicts of interest
✨🤝 failure to disclose material relationships
✨🤝 unfair practices under CRS 10-3-1104
✨🤝 Reg S-P violations
✨🤝 GLBA breaches
…
shit,
they must be clinging to:
“we didn’t know he was cheating
or using drugs, so we didn’t do anything wrong!!!”
🌈🦄 ✨
…
🚫🗣️ but guess what?
THAT defense collapses instantly because:
🚩 they were hanging out with him
🚩 texting him
🚩 sending him money
🚩 meeting him off-site
🚩 supervising him
🚩 “mentoring him”
🚩 onboarding HIS WIFE while hiding their closeness to HIM
🚩 watching him hit rock bottom in real time in THEIR OFFICE
🚩 and still letting him control the policy for the baby SHE was paying for
…
homie.
ignorance is not a defense
✨🤡 🚩
like, do you hear what i’m saying???
🗣️🔥
💬 “your reps acted like his friends, not my fiduciaries.”
💬 “your reps concealed material information.”
💬 “your reps falsely induced me to be the actual payor.”
💬 “your FEMALE reps were calling him in SECRET,
while he was CHEATING w multiple women...
and had no assets”
💬 “your reps allowed my abuser to control my financials,
while y’all weaponized it to advance his coercive abuse.”
🔥🔥🔥🔥
on.
the.
record.
📝✨
so like,
how are you
going to
alter those facts???
…
because listen,
that’s not just bad optics.
that’s a fucking civil suit
💥 BEGGING
💥 TO
💥 FUCKING
💥 TRANSPIRE.
OK.
so…
their formula:
👉 deny the inappropriate conduct
👉 deny the drug timeline
👉 deny the cheating timeline
👉 act like you’re “emotional,” not factual
👉 hope the judge never sees the full records
👉 throw procedure vocab around to distract from behavior
👉 pretend everything was by the book
👉 pray i don’t understand Reg S-P, disclosure duties, or unfair practices statutes
except I DO.
and babe,
looks…
…
🔥 liable as hell 🔥
