💀 so were you high on coke when y’all met on tinder? bro, RIP to your dignity. 🔥🔥
aka: southern disappointment, couples mugshots and goddamn shame
—
bro.
coke is a hell of a drug.
am i right???
cuz
goddaaaaaaaaaamn,
look at how you fell
right through fucking hell—
straight on your dumb lard ass.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
👏🏻 we
👏🏻 do
👏🏻 not
👏🏻 claim
👏🏻 you.
or…
whatever tf that thing is.
✨🪦✨
—
nah be fr.
this isn’t
a blended family. 🤡
this is
a revolving door
of untreated STDs, delusion,
and post-jail-nut consequences.
💀🍼
—
like…awwww.
thank you sooooo much besties,
for giving me
all this info
right as discovery
just
motherfucking
opened.
saves me time,
and unneeded empathy,
you dumb bitch!
🧾💋
civil divorce?
lol nah,
NOT IN
A MILLION FUCKING YEARS.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i gave him that out
for a
FULL YEAR,
I SIGNED THE PAPERS—
WHICH HE LEFT (UNSIGNED)
BEFORE HE BEGGED ME NOT TO.
(hoe, you are so fucking dumb)
🖕🥺✨
because
yo—
bro
clearly
didn’t wanna
embarrass himself
even fucking further
by marrying
the goddamn disaster
he was humping
in between
🤡 felony bond hearings
🤡 and blow benders.
nooooo,
you’re a fucking joke.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
aw.
so now???
more like
🔥 civil fucking war. 🔥
thanks for the rage-bait.
before i legally request
the future
of future
of future
HALF.
⚔️📬
for-fucking-ever.
—
no
fucking
mercy.
—
BUT
awww baby daddy
#4?
#5?
#6???
holy shit.
you are a goddamn tramp.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
—
unreal
unfuckingparalleled
levels of
motherfucking disrespect.
🔥
homie,
🚫 that’s not a pattern.
that’s a statistical white trash fucking crisis. 🫠📉
girl
how tf are you
fighting for attention
with a married man
straight out of jail
who couldn’t even win
his first fucking sobriety test?
LMFAO.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
—
she’s all like
👏🏻 “single mom energy”? 👏🏻
oh.
honey!
is that why
your goddamn
hump-and-dump visited
my fucking mother-in-law?????
…
yoooooo.
STOPPPPPPP.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
THE TRASH WRITES ITSELF.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
like,
LINDA…
GIRL…
MOM….
lmfao.
be for fucking real.
aren’t you…
undoubtedly
goddamn mortified 😮🙌
to your fake-ass
little southern soul???
of this
tragic-ass
absolute violent disaster
of a pathetic excuse for an offspring.
👏🏻 holy
👏🏻 fucking
👏🏻 shit.
…
the social obliteration.
suffered…
in a year????
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
like babe!!!
i’m so fucking sorry —
do you just
lie to your friends?
or,
say
fuck it
& open with,
💔💍
”omg yes—
he’s doing…
💀 child abandonment
💀 felony strangulation
and
he got
💀 his girlfriend
with multiple children,
unspecified number of babydaddy’s,
fucking pregnant
💀 right after
💀 goddamn release
💀 from multiple
💀 fucking county jails!”
💥💥💥
…👀
yes,
babe!
he’s still married.💫
there’s…
several dv charges pending,
hasn’t seen his baby since 2024.
🖤
“don’t worry y’all!
his girlfriend was pregnant,
before his wife
even knew
she fucking existed
on goddamn planet earth…
because my son’s
a fucking deranged psychopath.”
✨👑✨
wow.
…
no like,
✨DAMN GIRL!✨
fucking CLASSY!!!!
😭💅
—
anyway.
see you soon,
besties.
💅
respectfully,
the wife.
still.
legally.
surprise.
—
(this will be painful and SOOOOO expensive for you, kisses.)
