is it a felony to steal 500+ adderall?? 🤝🏻💥🚨💀
babe!
brad—
hubby,
baby daddy,
legal spouse—
how’s that
documented 🤫
drug problem going???
—
like,
remember how
you were in some kind
of rehab
the summer before
i met you??
baby!
🤝🏻💥🚨💀
didn’t you have
friends that
fully fucking intervened
and they
shipped your dumb-ass
to a
whole different state??
👤🔫💰
was it…california?
i think so.
damn so like,
when i met you—
you stole felony levels
of prescription pills—
the adderall, right?
🤯😩😫
i still have
all the emails
of you confessing
and offering
to pay me back
for everything you stole
back in 2023!
🤫💊
and then,
stole…like
hundreds more???
but…
i don’t remember
pressing charges
but…
it is…a felony???
💊⛓️💔
—
here’s what i got:
felony theft:
in colorado,
theft of items
valued at $2,000 or more
is considered a felony.
⚠️🧠💊
—
shit babe!
the street value
of 500+ adderall pills
would almost certainly
exceed this threshold,
likely resulting in
a class 6
or higher felony.
—
that is crazy!
but honey!!!
then you
went on record
and told
third party sources
you were using
twice a week—
coke right??
🥷💰🔫
while
publicly
masturbating
online
from my bathroom??
while i was
9 months pregnant??
and
you were
repeatedly
punching me
in the head???
🚓⚖️
omg.
and then
public exposure????
in my parents’ homes…???
👴🏻📸🌳
out
in
the
open???
on a video??
i have saved???!!!!
—
because
it was still linked
to public chat rooms????
LMFAO
👮🏻✋🏻🛑
like,
you’re raising
some random bitches
young children
while
legit sex videos
exist of you
currently…
🍆👀
online
from your
legal wife’s
laundry room??
👴🏻👀🤤
HOLY SHIT.
—
so…
you,
on record
have a cocaine
and adderall theft
felony problem.
💰🏃♂️
while facing
felony level dv charges????
—
ALL ON RECORD??? 🔫😠💰
fuuuuuck babe.
…
i asked
for you not
to get jail time.
but now???
—
i feel like
i forgot
so much shit
that hey
maybe,
there might be
other felonies,
that like…matter.
babe. 🤫
—
sweetie,
why did you
fail out of the
army reserves again???
what did that
piss test say, honey???
🪖🔒
lol. damn.
do you know
how many
texts i have—
of you confessing
to theft?
💊⛓️😟
it’s on record.
…
💔 with my doctors.
(across multiple states)
💔 with the pharmacists.
💔 with the boulder police.
…
i just never
pressed charges.
😨😨
my mistake!
—
hope you’re clean. 💣
kisses.
love you.
(oh btw:
i have literally everything
saved and organized
on multiple drives,
lol)
