brad—why do y’all seem so tense? 🥺👉👈
bro.
like chill.
👀💻💥
because seriously.
if i were lying?
dawg.
💀 you’d be reposting it.
💀 tagging the squad.
💀 laughing about how embarrassing it is.
not giving a fuck.
but nah.
you’re stressed.
like, really stressed.
—
so,
be honest w me.
how shook are you, exactly, 😮⚡️
that the internet will hear this shit?
💀📣
because look,
if you genuinely believed 🥺🙏
i was “lying,”
virality would be
your dream scenario.
✨😌✨
if my story was fake,
you’d want it everywhere.
😂🤣📱👍
you’d be like:
“yes babe, go viral. please. 💖🤩
i would love a million witnesses to watch you implode.”
😱💥💋📈
but nah,
you’re freaking tf out.
🔥 you’re stalking me.
🔥 you’re spiral‑watching on burners.
🔥 posting “your side” in private.
🔥 blocking mutuals before they can fact-check.
bro.
that is not “conviction.”
that is goddamn containment.
🧠💥
—
so let’s not pretend
you’re upset because
i’m “making things public.”
🤳✨🎬
you love being public.
🔞🍑🍆🤫🌙
lol.
nope.
so, you’re upset
because you already know they’re true, 👀
and now
other people know too.
😶🌫️💖✨🦄
and guess what, babe.
the countless others
from your little public group chats?
or your “fake double life” campaign?
lol.
brad!! 💖📹💋
⚡ they’ll find me.
⚡ they already are.
and when they do?
🙅♂️🌶️🔥💦👄🔞
hi.
welcome. 🥰✨
thanks for the referral traffic.
💥💫
—
because
i’ll still be here.
✨ still factual.
✨ still not contacting you.
✨ still not breaking the law.
✨ still not apologizing for speaking.
✨ still not deleting shit.
🧾
—
you’re the one
🚩 who showed up here,
🚩 watched,
🚩 and kept returning.
so if you’re “distressed”
by what i say about my life?
🦋 log off.
🦋 block me.
🦋 move the fuck on.
📱🌱
because the truth
loves an audience…
and the only people
who panic 👀
over witnesses—
are the ones who were
the same goddamn assholes 💋🎬🌶️
relying on the story
🙂 staying
🙂 fucking
🙂 secret.
nah. 🔥📣
—
so like,
damn.
that sucks.
anyway,
good luck.
💥💫
