when the temu side chick self-reported to the entire internet mid-crime spree ⚠️🍆🍑👉👌😩💦😵

aka: how to tank a man’s entire legal defense by opening your mouth for attention 🧃

—

hypothetically.

lolz

🍆🍑👉👌😩💦

stfu.

imagine this.

⚠️

your lil
coke-binge situationship
was so
fucking
desperate,
🤡🔫👎
so thirsty for fucking relevance,
so terminally
obsessed w me...
she couldn’t even wait
five fucking business minutes
before announcing her

✨baby joy✨ —

with a man
currently under
felony fucking bond 🤡
for strangling
his actual
🔥 legal
🔥 wife
🔥 mid-fucking-pregnancy.

(you’re a fucking genius)

✍️🤡📉😭

—

yeah.
the same man
who drained
his wife’s bank account, 💸😘
after punching her while pregnant,
ghosted his infant child,
and fled state lines
without filing for divorce.
but sure.
let’s hard-launch
a double-life,
a whole embarrassing-ass family.
—mid-fucking-litigation.

🍭💰👶🏻

sister.
didn’t just post an update,
she posted a confession.
you turned a straight case
into a fucking circus
because your dignity
✨probably✨—
has a stimulant dependency
and no gag reflex.

👑

—

and what do we
call that,
legally?

🔹 intentional fraud — he induced marriage and pregnancy under false pretenses.
🔹 marital waste — he used his wife’s money to fund your fuck-ass delusional-deadbeat dad utopia.
🔹 bad-faith abandonment — then disappeared on his own child like “daddy” was a temporary vibe.

🦹‍♂️🏃💨

—

congrats,
you dumb fuck.

🤫🤏💰

and baby girl —
if he didn’t tell his wife
about you,
…fucking ever…
it’s on purpose…
and look,
he sure as hell
won’t tell the judge
about that
error of a baby.

🤢☠️

—

💖 also

BTW:

🤫

if i find out
you have my fucking rings…???? 💍💍

💰💸👮🏼‍♀️

oh, babe.

straight felony theft.💕
and i will press charges.

🚨 jail. 🚨

xoxo