ad hominem 💖💫 when your defense is “but…she’s terminally online” 🙃🙃🙃

adjective

(of an argument or reaction)
directed against a person rather
than the position they are maintaining.

✨💍🤰⚖️💩

—

like
when the defense
has no facts

🤡✨🧾

babe
the most unserious part
of “alleged fraud during pregnancy amid dv” 🫢💥️
is that their
best defense
isn’t… evidence.

lol nah.

it’s ✨me.✨

✨ my tone.
✨ my reactions.
✨ my trauma history.
✨ my internet access.
✨ my “vibes.”

🙃🙃🙃

like…

when defendants
cannot rebut
documentary evidence,
they often pivot
to attacking the victim’s character
to manufacture doubt,
trigger emotional responses,
and shift the narrative
from conduct to credibility.

🧚‍♀️✨🍄

ok

✨their strategy
isn’t “prove we’re right.”
it’s “make her feel wrong.”✨

📖🪄🦄

because
💔 they can’t un-email the e-signature confirmations.
💔 they can’t un-timestamp the venmo payments.
💔 they can’t un-do the huge fucking contradictions.

so they resort to
the broke-ass playbook:

✨🐀✨

ad hominem: 🔥🗑️
“if we can’t beat her facts,
we’ll litigate her fucking personality.”

👏🙄👏

creative y’all.

💀

—

a goddamn audition rerun of:

💥 can we provoke tears?
💥 can we trigger her nervous system?
💥 can we get her to sound “angry”?
💥 can we turn normal protective rage
into ✨hysteria✨ for the record?

🤡✨

omg,
girlies!
predictable as fuck.

💥😔💥

—

damn.
i guess when
the allegations involve
💥 coercion,
💥 concealment,
💥 fucking exploitation—
especially with a pregnant victim—
🚫 they don’t want
🚫 the narrative to be
🚫 “what happened.”
they want it to be
“who tf she is.”

🔫👰💒

hey—
because
“who she is”
is easier to slander
than “what we did”
is to fucking explain.

💀💖💫