hipaa 🏥📁 meets fraud 🚨 meets “vulnerable client” 😦💥️🫣

ref: uRfucked718 p.2d 508
(fiduciary duty. look it up.)

🤡⚖️

ohhh ok.

say less.

what in the
federal privacy statute 💥️
meets
fiduciary breach 💥️
meets
clown car litigation strategy 💥️
is this shit??????

no genuinely.

😐

did y’all think
i was gonna
just sit here like
“wow medical records! so evasive! guess i’ll perish.”

bro.

you requested
my full medical history.

full.

❌ therapy.
❌ meds.
❌ old trauma.
the neurological wiring of my young adulthood.

and then
you had the
💥 spiritual fucking audacity 🕊️
to deny you
owed me a goddamn duty.

💀

what in the
718 p.2d 508 meets
special trust trapdoor
is that logic????

lol

holy shit girlies.

you don’t get to:

⚡️ acknowledge i’m a “vulnerable client” in a fkn powerpoint
⚡️ sit across from me pregnant as hell taking notes on my entire financial life
⚡️ provoke me to bankroll a “career path” that never generated money
⚡️ schedule work meetings at bars so he comes home chemically enhanced and violent
⚡️ extract protected health information through a rep who is socially and financially entangled
⚡️ position yourselves as the experts because “i don’t know how this works, you be the manager”
⚡️ profit from my reliance
⚡️ have documented knowledge of dv during onboarding
⚡️ keep the commissions flowing
⚡️ have notice of off-channel comms and (what looks like!!!) record-keeping violations
⚡️ watch the house burn
⚡️ and then scream “NO DUTY!in a sworn answer

omg.

what in the
fiduciary inception is that???

shit.

that’s not a defense.
😨⚡️
that’s a
confession of
“fuck—we’re hit.”

and now
we’re disclosing
my therapy notes from like 2014
and this shit is
being treated like
maybe…a smoking gun??

👀👹

smoking gun for what, bb.

that i had
feelings before meeting you?

🤫

that i processed trauma
like a normal human?

🤫

that i had anxiety
before you industrialized it?

💀

slow clap.

ok but—

you curated reliance. ✨
you engineered dependency. ✨
you collected sensitive data under professional authority. ⚖️
you monetized that relationship. 💸

and now
you want to pretend
it was a nonchalant
acquaintance???

the fuck??

no bb.

that’s fiduciary doctrine.

🫢💥️


full stop. ⚖️

and
the venmo??

THE.
VENMO.
💸💀

the advisor 🤫
holding my medical file
while transferring money
and offering
what feels like—
gifts??

🫢💥️

what in the undisclosed conflict is that????

like actually.

what in the “please read this aloud in a deposition with a straight face” is this shit???

🫢💥️

i’m begging you.

did you think:

💥️ i wouldn’t screenshot 🧾
💥️ i wouldn’t timeline 🗓️
💥️ i wouldn’t read the caselaw 📚
💥️ i wouldn’t understand anti-SLAPP ⚖️
💥️ i wouldn’t learn what “substantial truth” means ☝️

bb.

did you think
i was just vibes and ig selfies??

lol

that fucking sucks.

xoxo

respectfully
(derogatory):
🙃👉👈
🔥 i have wi-fi.
🔥 i have rage.
🔥 i have goddamn timestamps. 🧾✨

and
the fucking
attention span
💫
of someone who’s been
lied to institutionally.

✨😇

lol but yo…

this is not reckless speech.

this is documented pattern recognition.

💖💫

lol

girly…

you do not get to:

⚡️ harvest private medical data
⚡️ circulate it through four firms
⚡️ weaponize it in litigation
⚡️ and then act confused that i’m fucking outraged

the fuck is wrong with you??

yo.

this isn’t tea.
this isn’t internet drama.

this is fucking
medical history.

🚫👤🔒📜

therapy. 💫
childhood trauma. 💫
medication. 💫
pregnancy. 💫

information that
only exists in your hands
because of licensed professionals
obtaining that trust 🕊️✨
while withholding material facts 🫢💥️

🏥🤐📄🔥🔥🔥

and bb
in this context?
🔥 it’s goddamn revolting. 🔥

yo.

you weren’t
some random-ass
third party digging
through public records.

🔬💥🧠🧬📋

naaaahhhhh

🔥 you were in a position of authority.
🔥 you were holding yourself out as the expert.
🔥 you were telling me you’d “handle it.”

🚧🚫👥💥

babe!

✨ you knew i was vulnerable.
✨ you documented it.
✨ you marketed it.

😦💥️🫣

and then
when the relationship
fucking imploded,💥
you turned around
and exploited
that same goddamn
🗣️ known vulnerability
as a fucking
litigation strategy.

😦🫢💥️

i pray for your souls.
truly.

🕊️💖

but
my brothers
in Christ—
that’s 💥️not💥️
goddamn brilliant.

that’s morally
fucking bankrupt.

🤫🏥📁🚨

omg
dumping
a goddamn decade 💥️
of mental health history ✨🙌
into the record
hoping it
distorts ✨😇✨
the ugly-ass fact pattern,

is disgusting.

💻🔒⚕️

because look—
the subtext is obvious:

🐍

“if we can’t win on conduct,
let’s attack her for child abuse.”

✨😇🕊️✨

—that’s the play?

after you had access
to it under
professional authority?

😦😶‍🌫️🫣

fucking wow.

🚨🤥

so…

💥👊🤕

after you profited
from the relationship?

🤫

after you fueled
the chaos escalation?

🤫

lol

🔥🐍🔥

nope.

this isn’t strategy—
this is ✨fucking predatory.✨

🤫⚖️💰👀🤕

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

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