✨ rule 11 & yellow ✨ 🖤💛🖤💛
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rule 11 remix.
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no copyright infringement intended.
this is parody. this is satire. 💀✨
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this is what happens
when you give a former
2010s yoga influencer from new jersey
west coast beat energy
and a stack of fucking disclosures.
namaste,
but make it jersey aggressive
and procedurally binding.
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same beat.
different flex.
black and yellow?
lol nah.
signed and filed, baby.
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(a shameless procedural remix
of “black and yellow” by wiz khalifa —
now featuring colorado civil procedure
and certified fuckery)
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(intro)
yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
when the answer’s fake, i certify that shit ✨
colorado style, yeah you know what it is
rule 11, baby, you know what it is
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(chorus)
yeah, signed and filed, signed and filed
signed and filed, signed and filed
check the signature, it’s signed and filed
signed and filed, signed and filed
did my research, took a while
not vibe-based, bitch — signed and filed ✨
on the docket, court profile
signed and filed, signed and filed
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(verse 1)
look at my claim, they playin’ dumb
“lack of knowledge”? here it come 🤡
crm logs say otherwise
producer docs expose the lies
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denied the duty, denied the role
but agreements got control
threads in the email, neat and on read
they knew exactly what was said
pleading the fifth? cute little trick
privilege log still spill that shit ✨
you can hide the texts all night
date buckets glowing in black and white
rule 11 don’t do bullshit
you sign that pleading? you certify
groundless bullshit, that won’t fly
sanctions knocking, say goodbye 💀
pro se beast, no cap, no leash
hammer ready —
“yes, your honor, please.”
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(chorus)
yeah, signed and filed, signed and filed
signed and filed, signed and filed
check the footer, signed and filed
signed and filed, signed and filed
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did the inquiry, took a while
colorado style, signed and filed ✨
judge don’t care about your smile
signed and filed, signed and filed 🔥
(verse 2)
follow the money, venmo trail
“exhibit speaks” — watch it derail 💅
internal emails, forwarded chain
undisclosed ties? that’s not a game
ig blocked, thread went ghost
ira convo? vanished post
defense playing “we don’t know”
but the metadata say hello 👏🙄👏
🤡🤡🤡
safe harbor open, count the days
twenty-one to fix your haze
pull that fake answer, change your ways
or pay those fees in sparkling waves ✨
district floor to higher gate
rule 11 regulate
dm’s missing, that’s not fate
spoliation smoke on the docket plate 💀
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(outro)
yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
everything i file, i certify that shit ✨
receipts on the table.
the fifth is loud as hell.
signed and filed.
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lmfao.
