todd 💣 & the ira rollover that fell into the fucking ✨void✨ 🐀💫
yo
who tf is todd??
& where tf he at????
🚨🐀💫
—
because
let’s talk about
the undocumented
“black hole.” 💣
💸 not space.
💸 not fate.
💸 not confusion.
just straight up ✨off-channel bullshit.✨
—
i said:
roll over my ira.
💣💥
simple.
adulting.
paper trail.
assets under management.
move the fucking money. 🪿💸
(yes,
basically the
“this slaps”
of basic bitch
advisory revenue )
—
🐀💫
standard protocol?
damn,
well i had to google
that shit.
🤜🏻💥😵🤰
🔥 log it in the crm.
🔥 open the task.
🔥 fucking execute.
this is day-one consultant shit.
this is not “advanced derivatives.”
this is “don’t lose the client’s assets in a dm.”
—
that’s not fucking rocket science. 🔥🔥🔥
that’s intro to finance 101.
👋🏼🏃🏼♂️...👶🏼💔
—
lol.
✨basic✨
—
but what
actually happened?
💥 instruction sent.
💥 instruction accepted.
💥 instruction apparently evaporated into ✨instagram air✨.
because
when you conduct
fiduciary fucking business
in instagram 🐀💫
like a “wyd” text
to kiki
from a fucking
drake song
you don’t get audit trails.
you get ✨“idk lol.”✨
—
💊❄️💸
isn’t an
ira rollover
like the easiest
fucking revenue
in the goddamn building??
🗣️💥 assets under management = compensation.
ok so.
❌ no managing director ❌
on planet fucking earth
ignores 💸
free cash
walking in the door.
so if homie
“never knew”?
💸
🗣️ todd,
where tf you at???
⚖️🔥🥲💀
—
uh oh!
that means
it never got logged.
which means
…someone
read the instruction,
accepted 😌🙏✨🕊️
then…
🗣️ called my broke-ass husband,
and did
…absolutely
fucking nothing.
—
weird outlawed flex
but ok
✨✋😬🤚
so the task
never hit the system.
the md never saw it.
the crm exhibits nothing.
—
high-key fucking sus
💥💥💥
the explanation
would have to be:
“the md voluntarily declined easy money.”
🧐🔍🗑️
bro.
lmfao
no cap
that’s not how
incentive structures work.
🕯️🙏🕊️
—
hmm…
so what’s left?
💥 the instruction died in the dm. 💥
and now
we’re pretending
the void is natural.
🥲💀
✨it’s giving✨
“compliance by astrology.”
—
damn lol.
the system gaslit you:
🔥🧯 “we have no goddamn record.”
correct.
🥰👨🏼💫
because
someone chose
✨instagram over infrastructure✨.
—
because fiduciary duty
apparently stops at the dm.
🧾✨
finra.
boo!
😦💥
