💊❄️💸 ✨why nm denver felt like…a fucking fraternity✨ 💀⚖️🥂
(in my experience!)
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baby
let’s talk about the ✨culture✨.
🧢🤙🍻
not the brochure.
not the linkedin headshots.
not the “financial planning with heart” bullshit.
the actual vibe.
🧑🤝🧑🍻🥳💊❄️💸🔥🔥
because i didn’t
walk into a financial institution.
🧑🤝🧑🤝🗣️
nope.
—
feels like—
i walked into a fucking fraternity with licenses.
🔥🏛️🍻
—
you know
how i know?
babe!
real firms separate:
⚡️ professional boundaries
⚡️ social boundaries
⚡️ financial boundaries
⚡️ marital boundaries
fraternities fucking blur them.
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and
what did i see?
(in my experience)
😧 bars.
😧 private residences at almost midnight.
😧 venmo energy.
😧 group chats.
😧 ego inflating.
😧 a lack of record keeping.
😧 “mentorship” that looked suspiciously like fucking social climbing.
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married combat vet with a pregnant wife?
🤯💥
✨fucking party mascot✨
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unstable new recruit with no production and no license progress?
🤯💥
✨keep him in the office all week through her third trimester✨
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why?
because fraternities
don’t care about performance.
🧑🤝🧑🍻🏘️
nah.
🗣️ they care about loyalty and optics.
real firms care about compliance.
🗣️ fraternities care about fucking vibes.
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real firms ask:
“is this appropriate?” 💫
🗣️ fraternities ask:
“is this fucking fun?”
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lol
so a culture that:
💋 keeps a zero-production recruit visible for optics
💋 mandates full-week presence with no income
💋 allows blurred personal/professional lines
💋 encourages off-channel communication
💋 enables dependency instead of stability
💋 centers ego validation over guardrails
💋 treats a pregnant spouse as the funder AND background noise
is not risk-managed.
⚖️🔥🥲💀
it’s looking like…
a fucking socially managed frat house.
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and socially managed systems
seem to behave like…
fucking fraternities.
💊❄️💸🏠🥂🎶
lol but.
❌ this wasn’t 22-year-olds in a basement.
❌ no ma’am!
this was grown goddamn adults.
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because
remember
when
shit hit the fucking fan,
the energy wasn’t:
👊💥🤕🤰🧾
“this is serious.”
nope.
it was:
“protect the brand.”
“protect the team.”
“protect the boys.”
✨unity✨
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❌ not fucking accountability. ❌
🤡🤡🤡
babe!
i’m not saying
everyone there is evil.
🧢🤙🍻
absolutely not.
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but yo
when it feels like you
run a financial institution
like a fucking frat house?
❌❌❌
don’t act surprised
when that volatility turns into
goddamn liability.
🧑🤝🧑🍻🥳💀⚖️🔥
