fuck this mfker—how bout that???🐔💩🔥

i would
call you a pussy.

✨🐱✨

but, nah.

hella inaccurate.

you’re a fucking infection.

because
yeah,

this ain’t the pressure.
this ain’t “school stuff.”
this is domestic fucking violence
metastasizing into
economic fucking warfare

by
a coked-out,
seemingly closeted,
fucking jerkoff.

🔥

nah like,
i love school.
that’s the part
that pisses me tf off.


and babe,
i am not “struggling.”
i am being
methodically fucking sabotaged.

🧾❄️😵‍💫✨

by a
💩🔥 broke,
💩🔥 jealous,
💩🔥 chemically inconsistent clown
who thought
destroying my life
would finally
make him
feel fucking relevant.

shocker:

🐔🐔🐔

bitch—
still irrelevant.
just more publicly embarrassing.

🤡💅

hubby!!!

you didn’t leave.
you fled like a little bitch.

🧍‍♂️💨

🔥 with my money.
🔥 the equity of my car.
🔥 my fucking safety.
🔥 my goddamn time.
🔥 my whole ass broken nervous system.
and every
fucking ounce
of stability i built
while carrying your child.

💩🔥

goddamn brilliant exit.
very—

dishonorable discharge ✨ of you.

💅🎖️🚮

i’m fucking struggling—
because this
straight-up demon

detonated my life
then stood there like
“wow she’s really not thriving rn”

👏🙄👏

girl be f serious.

let’s recap the speedrun,

🧾💰💩🔥

🔥 you emptied my savings
🔥 while i was pregnant.
🔥 you ran through nearly
🔥 $10k in cash tuition
via—
🍆 cheating,
💋 drugs,
and whatever tf
🔥 this gd personality collapse is.
you drove my car
into the ground before—
fucking totaling it.
you left me the
debt and the newborn.

god-tier timing douchebag.

👏🙄👏

overnight:

💥 childcare became unaffordable.
💥 attendance became nearly impossible.
💥 textbooks became fantasy items.
💥 food + electricity became immediate.

🇨🇱🤠⭐

so i worked.
i cleaned houses.
with a toddler.
because the power company ⚡
does not accept
“my husband is a deadbeat fuck”
as legal fucking tender.

🧍‍♀️💸

and THEN this absolute POS

🙅‍♂️🌶️🔥💦👄🔞

refused to pay $89
in court‑ordered child support.

🙂🫠🥲😶💫

eighty‑nine.
fucking.
dollars.

denied…
for
A
WHOLE
GD YEAR.

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

which is how i know—
this wasn’t financial difficulty.
it was goddamn fucking hostility.

🤡💅

MEANWHILE
you’re in grad school.
🐀✨🤫
on the GI Bill™️
tuition? covered.
rent? handled.
stipends? cashed.


😮‍💨💰

funded by
“supporting your dependents.”
except, oh shit—
you don’t.

🙏✨🕊️

naaaahhh—
you’re out here
raw-dogging strangers
you found in a dumpster
outside a std clinic—

and creating
new goddamn dependents
on felony bond.

🧬🤰⚖️💩🔥

government-funded familial fraud.

must be nice.

🥰🤝💀

blatantly—

🙏✨🕊️

not supporting
your own family—
but openly
reallocating funds.

💫

sorry y’all—
he’s busy (!!!!!)
impregnating random bitches.
while violating active protection orders—

🧐🔍🗑️🪖

slow clap—

damn.

at least you got
efficiency,
king.

🥳🎉📉

thanks again
motherfucker
for all the—
🔥 economic abuse
🔥 fraud during pregnancy
🔥 abandonment of a newborn
🔥 postpartum instability
🔥 chronic sleep deprivation
🔥 solo parenting
🔥 ptsd—reoccurring
🔥 intentional financial fuckery
🔥 punching and strangling
🔥 and a man who fled the goddamn scene
and then called the cops on himself

you
dumb
fuck


excellent
commentary
from the originating
goddamn cause.

🔥

holy shit.

i’m out here
operating under
impossible fucking constraints
.

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

you knew
education was my exit.
you knew
it was the one thing
i could use to escape you forever.
so obviously—
you need to fuck it up.

and
yes queen
🔥 your jealousy checks out.


i outscored you on the lsat
by fucking breathing.
☝️🤓📝


babe!
i think long-term.
you think
“i need a bump and a bathroom.”
i build.
you fucking interfere.

and if for
the love of god—
i actually
do graduate???

🙃👉👈

yo.

you will never fucking forget it.

💀⚖️

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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