duty was established the second you fucked with my finances. 🚗💋✨🧠✨
omg.
like, this shit—
is not a complicated concept.
✨🧠✨
i know y’all
went through actual training.
so when did the
duty attach??
—
babe!
🚫 not when i signed.
🚫 not when you smiled to my face.
but the…
🔥🔥🔥
exact moment
you opened your
corporate mouth
and said, “you can trust us.”
🫵🤥✨
that’s when
you clocked tf in.
and that’s when
i started keeping records.
🚗💋
just like,
you were required to do—
by law.
remember, bestie????
🦋
—
act i: hi baddie,
dump your entire life
in this financial meeting 🫠🖤
—
so you opened with,
hey babe!
let me get that info on—
✨ your business income,
✨ your financial history,
✨ all of your debt + assets,
✨ your monthly expenses,
✨ your kid’s future tuition plan,
and
every
fucking
dollar
—tied to your fucking uterus.
…😦🫣🫢
take notes,
make a fucking graph—
—
…and then!!!
suggest some:
✨ assets to transfer,
✨ advice on tuition,
✨ investment accounts,
through our
umbrella financial institution.
heh
🌈🦄✨💖💫
…
so…
i gave it to you.
not because
i’m stupid.
nah,
but because
you said you were
a regulated financial institution.
🙃👉👈
and i was out here
trying not to drown in it.
—
act ii: just sign here 🧾💅
🔥 you positioned.
🔥 you advised.
🔥 you followed up with fucking enthusiasm.
and now
you want to act like
you’re not sure
if you ever fucking met me???
👻
no bitch.
🔥 you induced reliance.
🔥 you represented financial expertise.
babe!
that’s not assistance.
that’s a regulated relationship
and you…
seemingly…
fucked that shit up.
✨🥺👻💖
—
act iii: who tf even are you 😇👻
suddenly it’s:
“we don’t recall a formal relationship.”
really?
did you…
read your own
public description??
it says…
🪄✨🫧
babe! we are a—
leading American financial services organization
headquartered
in milwaukee, wisconsin.
🦄🌈✨🩷
the company provides
a wide range of financial solutions
through its various subsidiaries: ✨💫
✨ insurance: offers life insurance (whole, term, and universal),
disability income insurance, and long-term care insurance.
🧂🫣 check.
✨ investments: provides brokerage
and advisory services,
mutual funds, and wealth management.
🧂🫣 check.
✨ retirement & planning: specializes in retirement planning,
annuities, estate planning, and education funding.
🧂🫣 check.
—
and now
you’re playing
✨“she wasn’t a client she was a concept”✨?
nah.
you’re not evaporating.
you’re getting sued
with fucking screen shots.
😶✨💫
—
legal doctrine,
for the slow and fraudulent:
duty attaches when:
💥 you collect personal shit
💥 you act like you’re qualified
💥 you route decisions through your login
💥 you initiate contact and steer outcomes
💥 you enter someone’s fucking home postpartum and pretend it's casual
—
baby
that’s not customer care.
that’s fiduciary fuckery.
💜🌙✨
and
IMAGINE
HYPOTHETICALLY—
😦😶🌫️🫣
if you did all that
while fucking my husband,
and obsessively watching my stories?
—
congrats, sweetie—
you’ve breached
💥 more codes
than the goddamn pentagon.
💥😔💥
—
oh you want evidence?
baby, eat it:
🪄✨ screen recordings
🪄✨ signed docs
🪄✨ audit trails
🪄✨ voice memos right before i got my ass beat
🪄✨ “can you manage my IRA?”
🪄✨ blocking a client, but you forgot i screenshot
🪄✨ public venmo payments to my husband
💀
shit y’all—
you can’t redact energy.
you can’t gaslight pleading the fifth.
and your
fuckshit timeline
is legally
a goddamn hallucination.
🧚✨
so…like—
what’s next?
discovery, motherfucker.
🔥🗑️
babe,
this is important,
we’re talking about…
🤡 regulated fraud
🤡 with a formal inducement
🤡 of a documented vulnerable client.
—
i’ve got:
(a) time
(b) rage
(c) subpoena capacity
(d) a toddler who deserves to grow up watching me decimate you in court
(e) and goddamn justice on my side.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😈⚖️
—
basic bitch synopsis:
🗣️ me: “can i trust you?”
🧌 them: *screenshotting my finances like it’s a fucking vision board*
also 🧌 them: “we weren’t that close, bestie.” 😑🚩
sure, babe.
🧾💥
also: fuck off forever.
or: corporate malpractice meets single-mom vengeance.
