illegitimate felony bond baby (allegedly) 🍆💦🚫💍👶🏻

is this a joke?

—

envision 🌀💀
being so fucking
removed from reality
that you let a man
on felony bond
for allegedly
strangling his pregnant wife
put a baby in you…

🫢💥️🍆💦

intentionally—
and you keep it.

✨🐀✨

and now
you’re trying to
intimidate me with memes.
MEMES.

—

babe,
you made an
error of
a morning-after pill
🤰<💍
before
his legal wife,
even knew
you fucking existed—

elite levels of trashy.

🦠🦠🦠⚠️

while
he’s…
wait for it—

…

…

✨🪄

still legally fucking married.

🤫💔👶🏻⚠️

holy shit.

🐀☠️

like girl.
you didn’t “find your person.”

🔥💀
nah—
you found a man
with an active case
and a barely-working dick,
and decided
you were ready—
for babydaddy number 3.

👏🙄👏 🤮🤮🤮

honey,
there is a reason—
no one told me you existed.

❌
because
everyone knew
it was fucking nasty.
❌
everyone knew
it was indefensible.
❌
everyone knew
the timeline would look
like a true crime dramatization
under halfway decent lighting.

😵🥀👤❓

ew.

so they tried,
really fucking hard—
to keep you goddamn hidden,
like a roach behind the fridge.

👀✨

but here you are—
🤡 pregnant—
🤡 stalking—
🤡 posting memes
like you’re the victim.

🐀

baby,
you are not mysterious.
you’re an intentionally
concealed mistake.

😂👶🏻💥❌

—

but based on—
side bitch logic:

you’re stalking me
as if ✨
i’m the threat…

🤭✋

—

nah sweetie—
i’m the one
who got strangled.✨
i’m the one
who survived the violent pregnancy.✨
i’m the one
raising the baby ✨
while you steal our marital income ✨
to support ✨
your multiple children.✨

👎😩🐀🐀🐀😳‼️

and you’re…
🚫🤯
absolutely fucking obsessed with me.
constantly monitoring—
making countless
burner accounts
and posting fucking memes
like that’s gonna rewrite
the illegitimate child fact pattern.

🤦🏼📉🚫💍👶🏻

yo—
are you…
sleeping at night??

✨yikes.✨

—

babe.
💔 you’re not “winning.”
💔 you’re competing
with the bitch
who already won.

because
deep down
you know:
if he’ll do it
to a pregnant, legal wife…

he’ll do it to a…
whatever the actual fuck you are…

👹♀️🤝🏠💕

so you try
💔 to control me
💔 to control the story
💔 to control your own nervous system
because you just built
a whole “oopsie” pregnancy
on a man who deserted
his original 🔥
and only legitimate 🔥
fucking child.

✨💍💖

—

you tied
your body
to a man whose timeline includes:
🔥 wife +
🔥 abandoned infant +
🔥 third trimester strangulation +
🔥 active fraud case +
🔥 felony bond +
🔥 secret girlfriend pregnancy?!?!?!

👰🏼‍♀️💍🤵🏼‍♂️

yo.
are y’all ok???

that’s not “starting over.”
that’s re-offending without condoms.

🛏️💦❓👶🏻

—

and the wildest part?

🔥🔥🔥

you want me
to look like
the unstable one
because if i look sane,
everyone has to look at you and go:

👫❤️‍🔥❌💍

“oh shit…
she chose
to get pregnant
by a married man
with a baby…
on purpose.”

💀🔥

fucking humiliating.

🐀🍆💦