why the fuck were so many female northwestern financial reps pulling up to my place postpartum for my husband?? 💥🚗💨💰
lol
so let me get
this shit straight.
💥️ there’s paperwork.
💥️ there’s account shit.
💥️ there’s emotional little texts.
💥️ there’s lots of drinking while sober. 💀
💥️ there’s private-home access.
💥️ there’s “miss you” energy.
💥️ there’s postpartum pick-ups?????
—
💸 very professional.
💸 very licensed.
💸 very what in the fiduciary fuck.
🤡📱✨
yo
and
i’m supposed
to read all that
like it was some
clean,
proficient,
commercially honorable
little ecosystem?
💊❄️💸
lmfao.
bitch, nope.
🤡✨👯♂️
—
feels like
⚡️multiple
⚡️professional
⚡️females
were participating in
a shamelessly—boundaryless
little fuck-ass office social scene
where my husband 🕊️✨
was being treated like
a fun emotional/ego object
instead of
a married new father 🫨📢
who should’ve been at home
and,
since he was “sober,”
not out fucking drinking.
👉🤡
—
like sweetheart:
🔥🤡🔥
what part of
P
T
S
D
🤘🤪
COMBAT
VET
did you fucking miss???
💣💥
also?
the phrase
—part of the family💫
(lmfao) 💀💀
needs to go
straight to fucking jail.
💥🚗💨💰
no babe.
jesus christ.
honey
🤯💥
(holy shit)
you were not
“part of the family.”
🗣️ you were part of
the fraud fact pattern.
—
what?????
✨😧
“omg wow
why are you making
this sound so weird”
🗣️ because babe.
i am not
making it weird.
🫷🥺🫸
i am simply
refusing to pretend🚨🐀
💥 that this extremely
fucking weird shit 💥
was goddamn normal.
—
hey—
my financial girlies!
🥳💊❄️💸🔥🔥
you cannot mix:
❌ a married man
❌ a vulnerable wife
❌ a newborn baby
❌ bank-account access
❌ home access
❌ happy hour energy
❌ little emotionally intimate texts
and then slap
“fucking professional”
on top of it—
y’all
that’s some dumb-ass shit.
💖🌈⭐️💫
