“planning for the things that matter most” 👯♂️🤐💼 (like secret group chats).
imagine
being a billion-dollar
”world's most admired” company
and claiming
you have 🙃👉👈
”no duty” to a client
✨💀✨
while your
🫢💥️ managing directors
🫢💥️ and financial representatives
were in a secret huddle
with her legal husband 🤫
during her
entire goddamn pregnancy.
🤡✨👯♂️
but babe!
what about the ads
for ✨“holistic planning,”✨
apparently that includes
”mentoring” sessions with
my legal hubby 💖💫
while i was navigating
a high-risk pregnancy.
🔥🙃🔥
—
cool.
💥🧠
let's check the fucking receipts:
💥 october: while i’m vomitting mid cleaning houses, the supervising agent is busy texting my legal husband.
💥 december: the managing director joins the goddamn huddle.
💥 january: they “onboard” me and solicit my signatures from a hospital bed, extract my medical history, and play “auntie”—all while keeping secret-ass contacts hidden. 🚩
lol
ok
😦💥️🫣
—
let’s run through
the colorado reality check ⚖️
🚩 the special relationship (apodaca v. allstate):
the marketing says “we’re here for you”
but y’all, colorado law says
if you act as an expert ✨“holistic advisor,” ✨
you trigger a fiduciary duty of loyalty.
🚩 the constitutional smoke: when someone pleads
the 5th amendment to hide their texts with your “advisors,”
the ✨“professional mentorship”✨ vibe fucking disappears.
if those messages were just about insurance,
it feels like…you wouldn't need a supreme court case
(shout out to hubbell)
to hide the self-incrimination. 🤐
🚩 the bullshit distractions:
baby! we’re currently out here asking
if i’ve ever ✨“lied to a friend.”✨ lol
babe, that’s not a defense;
it’s a harassment tactic. 👏🙄👏
under c.r.c.p. 26(b),
a “fishing expedition” into my personal life
doesn't erase the fact that your leadership
was double-dealing while i was in the operating room.
🌈✨👏🙄👏 💖💫
you can keep attacking the victim;
i’ll keep filing the proof of your ongoing betrayal.
🖕✨
#burnbook
#colorado
#specialrelationship
#fiduciarybreach
#fiduciaryfuckery
#consumerprotection
