yo you can’t just fucking bomb iran, you goddamn clown 😭💣🤡🍑🧾🔥✨
baby,
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i do not reserve
the word “hate”
for fucking anybody.
—
nah 4real
i don’t even hate
this dumb-ass motherfucker
who was bold enough
to hit fucking launch.
🤡🍑
bro
❌ that’s not ❌
“decisive leadership.”
that’s just some
deeply disturbing bullshit
with a fucking spray tan.
🍊💣
so.
yes i’m just a student 😇📚
yes i don’t know shit 🙃
but also:
💫
the motherfucking world is on fire 🌍🔥
and instead of,
idk,
governing some shit,
we’re doing some
start world war III fuckshit—
cool.
💖🌈⭐️💫
and babe!
that shit is
abso-fucking-lutely
against international law—
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
but yooooo.
this is TRUMP.
bro moves on vibes alone.
💀🍊
homie
is in the mirror like,
🎃 “supreme war influencer”
🎃 “missile main character”
🎃 “congress can find out when i tweet that shit, babe”
sir.
respectfully no.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
—
this dude
has ❌ no fucking chill.
❌ none,
❌ zero,
❌ fucking nada.
bro wakes up,
rage-scrolls,
gets spiritually
fucking possessed
by a cable-news caption,
and decides
the fate of fucking nations
🫶🏻💖⭐️💫
based on
✨ego,
✨vibes,
and whatever goddamn sentence fragment
felt disrespectful to him that morning.
🫷🥺🫸
fucking StAwP
—
bro—
then his whole-ass
clown-squad’s like:
✨ “this is fucking fine.” ✨
🔥🤡🔥
sweetie.
you
are
not
a
king.
👑🚫
this is not some unilateral shit.
congress is the
declare-war💫 branch, baby.
(see the fucking U.S. Const. art. I, § 8)
the president
is commander in chief
—not commander of whatever
intrusive fucking thought hits at 6:12 a.m.
—
“we felt threatened” ✋😬🤚
✨😧
and
suddenly 💥
we’re launching
goddamn motherfucking bombs???
😭🔥💣🤡🍑
🗣️ AT
🗣️ FUCKING
🗣️ SCHOOLS???
😧
😧
😧
BABE.
🔥🏛️
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING.
like…
❌ we do not claim you. ❌
🤯💥
shit.
you do not get to
🗣️ bomb first
🗣️ and fucking think later.
damn.
😭
—
my dude.
🗣️💥 the constitution says—
✅ repel sudden attacks
🚫 start a whole-ass war because you’re in a fucking mood
god dammit bro.
—
🗣️💥 U.N. Charter:
🚫 don’t use force against another state (Art. 2(4))
✅ unless it’s goddamn self-defense after an armed attack (Art. 51)
so, that’s a
fucking hard nope.
🫶🏻💖💫
—
🗣️💥 War Powers Resolution:
“hi.
if you’re doing
hostilities, 👊💥
explain yourself bitch, 🙃
and goddamn stop 🛑💫
unless congress says
fucking go.”
✨lol✨
but the
executive branch
is all like:
“bestie, disrespectfully—no❤️”
—
so…
🫵🤥✨
BABE.
respectfully???
🤫⚖️💰
congress:
do your fucking job. 🏛️📣
