babe! it’s a “company party!” 💸🕺🥳

the milwaukee "mixer" 💀💰🥴

—

🧥💼🔥🤣

imagine—
paying cash money
in flights, hotels
and fuck around capital
for a "career launch"
to fund— 💸
✨"leadership forums"✨and
✨"sie prep"✨
just for
their lawyer
to be like—

🔥🥳 "it was actually just a party." 🔥🕺

girl…what?

🤫✨🤡💸🍺

(so do you claim this party on y’alls tax write-offs, too?)

noooo.

—

🤥🔥💼✨

so like,
the ceo speech
was just a … what?
and—
the "call to leadership"
was an invite…to a rave?

💀 stop.

was the professional wardrobe
i bought…a fucking party costume?

✨🕺✨

and the managing partner
snoring in the room
is just "standard party etiquette"?

📉🤮

lmfao.

okie doke, homie.

🙃👉👈

fucking brilliant.

—

✨👉🤡✨

but if…
the lawyer is
goddamn crying
that it’s…
😭❌ not employment related😭❌
then…
why the fuck
did i pay for this shit? 🤮

—

yo…

🤌🏽🤥✨

to recap—

it’s giving ✨professional gaslighting.💫
it’s giving ✨"we forgot we were just fined $16.5 million."💫
it’s giving a ✨total fucking fraud on the record.💫

😭

allegedly.

—

lmfao.
see you
at the next "party"

(the trial).

✨🥂🤡