🤡✨🌈 the winning legal theory 💫

yo.

fuck it.

🤡🧮🚫

let’s
drag this shit.
because the theory
is not merely ✨fucking dumb.✨

nah.

💫

it is motivationally incoherent.

🤥💼🤫

—

i was a
psycho,
pregnant bitch.
totally unhinged
and blinded by rage.
my brain was
supposedly
fried by jealousy.
so naturally,
my first instinct is to:
💸😇🏦🏧
fund huge family assets
listing my husband
as the sole owner?????
🤥💼🤝🐍

—

LMFAO.

💫

rational af
bro.

because also—
at that exact same time?
i was
a calm,
generous
goddamn sugar mama.
🤰🔪 ➡️ 💸😇
you know—
🙃👉👈 knowingly 💫
pouring
fucking bags 📈🤥
into "family assets."
while conveniently 🤝🐍
“consenting” to him
putting everything
in his fucking name???
WAIT—🤥💫
while he’s
ALSO— 🤥💫
low-key vibrating
with our financial rep????

—

omfg.

👏👏👏👏👏

goddamn brilliant, y’all.

what’s the
billable hourly
for this shit?

—

lol

🤡✨🌈

yo.

like...
👏 pick a struggle.👏

was i
a raging lunatic
or your personal atm?

🤑😇✨👹

so.
✨be serious.✨

because look.
the fucking audacity
is actually astronomical.