the record is forever. ✍️💀

chat,

what does it mean
when a questioning attorney
loses their shit 🤬⚖️
during a filmed deposition?

🔥🤡💼

(like 🚩
the performance
is giving straight desperation.)

—a moment of silence for that career move 🕯️🥀—

🎪🤡🔥

generally,

📑✨ visible agitation,
📑✨ repeated interruption,
📑✨ blatant sarcasm,
📑✨ or escalating goddamn hostility
from examining counsel—

may indicate
the testimony
is not supporting
the theory
they came in with.

[ like the vibe is:
🧘‍♂️ zen energy
vs. —
🤬 a complete mental fucking break ]

💸📉

while assertive questioning
is normal,

obvious frustration
can create
the impression
that counsel is no longer
examining the witness—

and is instead
arguing with
the fucking record.

🍿🤭📉⚖️🔥

nice, dawg.

🎬

in plain english:
👁️👄👁️
(this shit feels like)

the narrativeflopped.✨
the witness stood on business.
the facts said fucking lol.

yo.
bleak
fucking optics.

🤡👋

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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