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affair
noun 💥️

a concealed attachment
maintained outside
a committed relationship,
involving
emotional or
physical intimacy,
fucking deception,
and a deliberate goddamn
violation of agreed boundaries.

respectfully,
🔥 this is a fucking breach event. 🔥

—

⚠️🚨

the clinical definition

baby!
if you're creating
a secret emotional
sneaky link sanctuary
😌🙏✨🕊️
with a third party,
yo—
that's dusty-ass bitch behavior.

🧹🤡

hey.
the "intimate bond"
you fucking hid
is the definition
of betrayal.

🙃👉👈🔥🧱💨🪟

exclusivity isn't 🚫
just about anatomy, bitch—
it's about not being a fucking snake. 🐍

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the legal?? lol
we get something like—

🚩 dissipation of assets: spending marital money on the side piece?
✨ fucking liability. 📉💰

🚩 conflicts of interest: mixing business with "romantic attention"?
✨ goddamn fired. 💼🔥

🚩 credibility: deleting texts with a married man, like a goddamn coward?
✨ feels like spoliation, babe. 📸🤡✨

💀🛑

lmfao.

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honey—
if it involved
💥️ secrecy,
💥️ concealment,
💥️ and partner-level validation,

yo,
🚫 you’re not"just friends." 🚫
baby,
you’re a
breach of contract
in human fucking form.

😐🫳🗑️
trash.
ok girl.

goddamn rancid-ass energy. 🤢

—

sweetie.

an affair
does not require sex.
✨👹✨
it may be
physical,
emotional,
or goddamn both.
😐✨📂

so like,
the defining features are:

🔥 secrecy
🔥 unauthorized intimacy
🔥 divided loyalty
🔥 deception,
🔥 whether by lie
🔥 or fucking omission

sound fucking familiar??

👏👏👏

—

did you mean:
i am a professional snake
who belongs to the fucking streets?

🐍🚮