🤰the "nah" heard 'round the waiting room 🏥🍿💫
fucking
hypothetically💫
think of this plotline…
like really visualize it.
—SCENE—
🤰🩺🤡🎈🏥
ok, they’re at the—
✨ prenatal appointment ✨
in conservative-ass texas
🌵🤡🤠🎡
and the nurse
asks if they’re married.
🤡🎪🎟️🎭🤡
lmfao.
(uh oh)
👏🏼🤡👏🏼🤡👏🏼🤡🔥
so—
she’s like... nah. 😭🤰
but—
he’s like... yeah, i actually am. 🤠🤷♂️
…🌀🥁
oh shit.
it’s too fucking stupid.
🚫💍🤡👋🏼
—
and then
FUCKING IMAGINE 🫨
he’s all like
“omg lol
my real wife
is actually in colorado
with my legitimate child.”
🏔️🌲🧘♀️👸🏼🤍🧸👼🏼☀️✨
nooooooo.
🕯️ lmfao. 🕯️
please.
for fucksake.
make it stop.
🤡🫵🏼🎪🎬
so embarrassing.
—
jesus mary and joseph.
but deadass.
the absolute whiplash.
like—
imagine…
the whole 🏥👀
goddamn waiting room
🚫 just fucking stops. 🚫
…
🏥👀🤨📸🌵🤡
…
like
everyone is
dead fucking silent, 🌵🫢
looking at him,
🤡🫃🚩🌵
then
looking at this
haphazard ass chick 👁️👄👁️
he brought with him,
then looking
👩💻👀🍿
at the
million other
random-ass kids
running the fuck around.
🤰🚩🏃♂️🏃♀️🤸♂️
—
yo.
shut the fuck up.
omg. 💀🥀
…
and right on cue?
🎟️👀🍿
the fucking
circus music starts.
🎺🤡🥁🎪🎷🎻
—
shit—
suddenly
she’s in a neon wig, 🔥
he’s in full face paint, 🤨🤡
and they’re both
stumbling around
🥤🥨🍿🫢
in those giant 🤡👞
fuck-ass clown shoes.
🤡🤥💍🤰💀🎪
—
holy shit y’all—
welcome to the fucking show. 💫
🎪🥁🎭💥💀🍿
