lol…(👉🤬💼) did bro just admit to a supervisory failure under finra rule 3110 on fucking camera?? 🔥😐🔥 nice.

Written By Samantha Lee Lowe

📂 “off-channel”

legal definition:
pursuant to sec rule 17a-4(b)(4)
and finra rule 4511,

🤫🚩

✨“off-channel communications” ✨
are any business-related
electronic messages
conducted on
unapproved
fucking
platforms. 💥📢

—

bruh.

💸🕵️‍♂️

✨ federal regulators 💫
maintain a
😭 strict liability 😭
standard:

if the content
relates to the firm's
"business as such," 🫨✨📂
it must be preserved.

🔥🔥🔥😐🔥🔥🔥

fucking period.

—

let’s just say
flying 1,000 miles
🤬😤✈️👔
just to argue that
a fuck-ton
of hidden cash
💸🤡💥📸
to a non-paying client
in secret transfers
is just "coworker help" 🔥🏛️

…is a fucking choice. 🫢💫

like,
shit—maybe—
a legally catastrophic one.

🙏✨🕊️

hope the flight was worth it. 🤡✈️

—cut—

🥱💥🎥

Samantha Lee Lowe

sammie lowe is a single mom, law student, and founder of bodhi cleaning co.—an ethical, femme-forward cleaning collective rooted in fairness, ritual, and rage. born from survival and built with purpose, her work redefines what it means to clean house—physically, emotionally, and systemically. she blends practicality with a little bit of magic, runs on justice and white vinegar, and believes that women shouldn’t have to choose between making money and making meaning. this isn’t a side hustle. it’s a standard.

http://sammielowe.com/
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