procedural menace of ✨CRCP✨🔫💀⚖️🔥—accused by many, followed by none

so
according to filings,
i am—
and i quote
the energy,
🔋✨🧘✨⚡💫
not the words—

💥 the procedural menace of rule 121. 💥

💥 the outlaw.
💥 the civ pro felon.
…the woman who…
💥 😭 “simply refuses to comply” (pg.1, intro) and
💥 😭 “persists in misrepresenting” (pg.2) and
💥 😭 “deliberately increases burden” (pg.3).

…

damn.
you’d think
i was out here
lighting the colorado rules of civil procedure on fire🔥
🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔮🐺🌕🌲✨🌙
and dancing barefoot around the ashes,
howling at the goddamn moon.

…😦

meanwhile—✨here we are✨
witnessing
what can
only be described as
a 🏆 collaborative reimagining of civil procedure, 🏆
where
”initial disclosure” ✨💫
is less of a production
and
more of an
✨aesthetic experience that lacks reason✨.

…

like
no babe.
🚫 you’re not getting structure—
you’re getting a sensory exercise.✨💫

❌ no labels,
❌ no groupings,
❌ nah—not chronological order,
just raw data and emotional convolution.

—

we got:

✨pdfs without context
✨screenshots of screenshots produced 4x in different spots!
✨document names like NMDISC_001_013_3A_FINALrealREALnativev2.pdf
✨blank pages titled “produced in native format” (thank you, i feel spiritually nourished)

…

sweet holy spirit,
it’s not disorganization.
it’s aura-based disclosure.
a procedural moodboard. 🌈🧚‍♀️💞

bro—
this is a litigation rorschach test:
what you find says
more about you
than the case.

📁🔍✨

and babe,
the emails???? 😦💀✨
but the emails…
jesus.
mary.
and joseph.

✨the emails.✨

…

squad,
there’s regular email protocol,
and then there’s ✨whatever this was.✨

it read like
a multi-firm group chat
that escaped containment.

the vibe?

✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

picture 📸💥…
🔥 multiple
🔥 territorial
🔥 gangs of attorneys
each holding a calendar
and absolutely none of them
holding ✨the same one.✨

nah,
i’m not kidding.

❌ they’re not communicating—
they’re summoning.

yo.
this is
❌😭 not scheduling—
it’s a
jurisdictional gang fight (👊👥💥🩸)
conducted entirely
through reply-all.

📅💀✨

(bro, kinda…unnecessary tbh.)

…

this shit feels like:

❌ we’re not picking a trial date.
✨🕊️ nah. ✨
we’re resisting linearity.
✨ delaying with intention. ✨
and the months?
not chosen.
claimed.

🤺💥✨ the august faction
posted on one corner.

🤺💥✨ the september crew
posted on another.

🤺💥✨ the rogue november set
asking for turf
the clerk literally said
does not exist 😌🙏✨🕊️
in this timeline.

…

bro…
this is not preparing;
this was civil-procedure fight club.
✨🤫🥊✨
⏰ round 1: availability
⏰ round 2: contradictions
⏰ round 3: spiritual misunderstandings of what dates exist

🗓️🦅🔥

like —

❌ “not july.”
❌ “not august.”
❌ “september is giving no.”
❌ baby! time is not a calendar — it’s a (fucking) ✨feeling.✨

🏛️🕊️⚖️

we are
really out here,
a dozen legal professionals deep—
each faction gripping
their own sacred google calendar 🔫✨
like it’s a gang flag.

✨🇺🇸✨

the counselors?
❌ not communicating—
circling each other
like sanctioned combatants
in a procedural octagon.

📅 ✨🔫💀

yo.

and yet—
the conviction.
my god, the conviction.

✨🎻🥹

💥 to file it.
💥 to send it.
💥 to cc the court.
💥 to cc ten people.
💥 to cc people who have been cc’d so long they’re spiritually CC’d.

✨🤜💥🤛✨

🖤 even when the arguments wander.
🖤 even when the evidence drifts.
🖤 even when the email chain looks like it lost the will to live.

yo. standing ovation.

😭💥📨

…

just seems
kinda bizarre.
because like,
y’all are
zigzagging around—
✨🤪😵‍💫🫨
straight ducking
what feels like…
the basics 📋✔️🥴

…
and yet—
there’s me. 😄💫✨
✨ actually attempting compliance,
✨ exhibiting baseline cognitive continuity,
✨ deploying citations with intent,
✨ exercising civility,
with, dare i say,
brace yourselves—
🔥 a coherent,
🔥 chronologically-sequenced narrative arc
🔥 and adherence to linear time itself.

💀⚖️😦

…

but yo.
someone
run diagnostics
on this
collective behavior.💫✨
because the cognitive dissonance is deafening.

🙏😌🕊️✨🤷‍♂️✨