🦋 the miracle of genesis™
remember when
i gave birth?
not just to a baby —
but to
a permanent fracture
in trust,
safety,
and basic reality.
💫✨
same day.
different tab.
—
😌🙏✨🕊️
while doctors were
cutting me open
to deliver our first child,
my husband was texting…
my ✨assigned financial representative.✨—
…
off the record 🤫
(they literally made it off the record.)
🔥twenty-
🔥three
🔥times.
but babe—
WAIT 😭🙏
it’s not…“23 total messages.”
nah.
🥺💖
it’s 23 messages 💥💥💥
they refused 🚫
to produce—
on the day
our first child was born. 💫
✨🕊️🥹🙏❤️
so the accurate synopsis is:
there were messages that day
they felt comfy
handing over.
and then
there were twenty-three 💫
they were like:
“no ❤️”
“respectfully, the constitution 😌”
so…
🪩 “what does ‘pleading the fifth’ mean?”
it means:
🦋✨🧚♀️
“handing this over
could expose me
to criminal liability,
so no ❤️.”
😇
…
💓 not “privacy.”
💓 not “oops i lost my phone.”
nah.
it’s a constitutional nope
with paperwork.
💖🦋🌈
“but isn’t this a ✨ civil case?✨ ”
yup.
which is why
💍💖✨
💥this
💥is
💥 so loud:
they’re not saying “irrelevant.”
they’re saying
🧚♀️✨ “the act ALONE
of producing it ✨🪄💫
could be legally treacherous.”
🔥🔥🔥🔥
damn,
i didn’t even have
nerve-feeling back yet
but don’t worry—
she had my husband’s number.
🔥📱✨
SO…
🙂 professional check-in?
🙂 mentorship logistics?
🙂 🧚♀️🦋🌈 4 a.m. financial-abuse wellness affirmations?
🪄✨ yo, nice.
love that. love the creativity.
i feel,
deeply disturbed.
i feel…
truly traumatized. 💫
🦋✨🌸
yo…
😮 those are not vibes.
😮 those are dates
the justification squad
chose
✨on purpose✨…
like,
💥 they curated this.
they looked at the universe
of messages and said:
💖 “yes. 💫 these ones.
the ones where we’re texting during labor.
the ones where a photo of a newborn
is shared with the mother totally cropped out.
those feel safe.”
💖🥰💞
sugar—
when the “why” is
💥the fifth💥,
it’s not because
it’s boring.
nah,
logically —
OMG…it gets
🔥 so
🔥 much
🔥 worse
from there.
😇 incredible.
🦋 i feel so protected.
🪩 financially nourished.
🕊️ empowered as a consumer.
🚩 fully erased as a human.
dope. 🪩
