✨the intentional fraud goblin era: 🧌✨ on how to void your E&O coverage 😍❤️‍🔥

aka: “errors & omissions” doesn’t mean “intentional sabotage with a crush on my husband.”

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🙏✨🕊️

vibe check:
where.
are.
the.
ownership.
comms.
BABE!

📜❌

honey,
if they're blacked out or “missing”
and your only documented response
was a ✨“zero disclosure policy”✨
then
congratulations, babe.
you’re not a professional.
you’re a fraud goblin with a corporate email address.

🧌💳🚨💸

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shit,
and here’s the part
e&o insurance doesn’t fuck with:

💥 fraud voids coverage.
💥 fraud ≠ error.
💥 malice ≠ mistake.

🐀💫

babygirl! 💸
a “professional judgment lapse” does not include
👉 unauthorized asset meddling
👉 unlicensed & deleted securities convos
👉 uneplained venmo transfers to the broke husband
👉 inexplicably texting my husband DURING MY C-SECTION
👉 or job offers to the guy who just ducked with a felony pending

🧠 fun fact:
you don’t get to
manipulate,
withhold,
and financially exploit 💸
your way through underwriting
and then go “oopsies, i was unsupervised.”
that’s not a compliance issue, babe.

💸😳👉👈

that’s civil conspiracy,
and if the bar had a vibe,
it would feel like this.

✨ this wasn’t a policy mistake.
this was a pattern.
bro had
no job,
no credit,
no assets,
no custody,
no vehicle,
no goddamn compliance.

😉✨

what we do have??
just a mortifying crush
on my husband,
and zero fucking morals.
🥰👨🏼💫

or:
”omg!
those butterflies✨
over a married man—
with a baby on the way.”

✨🦋🫀

let’s defraud his wife!
…

and somehow?
that explains perfectly
why this broke boy
walked away with ownership
of every fucking policy
💘🏹😍
while the initiating
and paying—new mother 💫
with the actual child,
✨ mortgage,
✨ car payments,
✨ and goddamn income
— me —
was being billed,
surveilled,
ignored,
and fucking exploited.

💖💫😳

girly,
that looks like a enormous problem…

for you!

🚗🔫👤✨

and shorty,
doesn’t seem like
he’s going down—
to shield ANYTHING. 🚓💥

damn.
humbling, am i right?

👮🏻🔗🙌🏻

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so honey,
unless these reps are out here
🚨 giving thousands of dollars in financial privileges 🚨
to every
🦹‍♂️ cheating,
🦹‍♂️ lying,
🦹‍♂️ broke,
recently violent man
with a stimulant addiction...
🐀💫

you did
all this…
for a dude
that ended up
hiding in texas 🇨🇱
with a humiliating live-in girlfriend
who unironically posts
“soft life era” 💊❄️💸
from a house she doesn’t own
with a man who doesn’t pay child support
while he’s violating felony bond 🔥
and she’s harassing the fucking witness???

🚓⚖️🚫

damn,
the crew is
embarrassingly diabolical. 🔫💰🏃‍♂️

so, to review—
you burned down your career
to be the unpaid 🔥🔥🔥🔥
assistant manager of his flop era.

🇨🇱🤠⭐

and what
i’m looking at
is deliberate targeting
of a pregnant woman
💥 to fund,
💥 sign,
💥 and enable
everyone else’s misconduct
for a deranged financial infatuation.

🫶🏻🥹❤️‍🩹

sweetie,
and you cannot bill me for that.

💖💗🥰💞✨

if this
was a mistake,
show me the mistake log.
but if you can't —
then shit—💥💥💥

homies!
your client's not covered under e&o.
🦋💓😳✨
because the moment
this stopped being
a paperwork error 💥
and became
a fucked-up friendship bracelet 👯‍♀️
made of policy access
and mutual financial favors?
you voided your defense. 👀💘

uh oh!

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✨ congrats
on the intentional torts.

you’re absolutely fucked.

💌💘✍️