wait… this was supposed to be intimidation? ✨🤡

lmfao
hold up.
i’m so learning disability lite
✨(no, but really)✨
i didn’t even clock…
WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO SCARE ME???

holy shit. 🤡
babe.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is not the flex you think it is.

so let me get this straight:

in late 2025,
a whole group of paid adults
sat around a zoom room
and decided the move was:

🏛️🕊️⚖️

“we’re gonna terrify the dv survivor by
sending her a zip of her own life.
from 2014–2025.
✨ yoga,
✨ essays,
✨ trauma posts,
✨ single-mom grind.
…that’ll scare her.”

✨

bro.
is this the best gaslighting you got?
a ten-gigabyte social scroll?

because listen team—

🗣🔥 i got spit in the face
at eight months pregnant
by a man you still pretend is defendable.
and your strategy is to…
email me my own instagram???✨

okie doke.
and yeah,
nicely organized too.
LOL.

—

but what they actually built is:

a curated, date-stamped, multi-year exhibit of
“this woman is educated, sober, consistent, non-violent,
loves her kid, and pays all her bills on time!”

💖🥰💞

like… thank you?

🙏😌🕊️

ok.

so….you chose to highlight:

✨ me, over a decade, doing yoga instead of doing drugs
✨ me, writing about dv cycles because i grew up in it
✨ me, talking about trying to break patterns so my kid doesn’t repeat them
✨ me, building businesses and paying fkn tuition instead of tanks of gas to go cheat
✨ me, explaining how economic abuse works while being actively economically abused

was this your plan????
this was the paid agenda????

…

🕊️ “ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
behold: ten years of a woman
doing crow pose,
talking about childhood trauma,
and trying to start a non-profit.”

👮‍♂️🚔🚨🔥🔥🔥

do you hear
how stupid
that sounds
once you say it out loud?

—

squad—

🗣🔥 i grew up in dehumanizing dv.
my husband punched me
repeatedly in my third trimester.
there’s an er record.
there are photos.

and you’re rolling in like:

✨“your honor,
we’ve uncovered that she…
has unbelievable core strength
and appears to have great credit.”✨

✨🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

…

congrats…????
you just ran
a full background check
and proved
i’m exactly who i say i am.

✨✍️✨

what it actually says
about the defense squad:

💥 excessive — 10 gigs. really. are you billing someone for that?
💥 voyeuristic — you stalked me better than my ex. congrats.
💥 tone-deaf — my daughter’s in some of those.
💥 irrelevant — most of it predates the policy dates.
💥 sexist as hell — zero men get treated like this.
💥 legally empty — still no rebuttal on your servicing timeline.

—

so to recap???

pattern✨: when institutions
get accused of
financial abuse + negligence,
they: 🤫

1. ignore complaints while it’s quiet

2. retaliate once the survivor goes public

3. fixate on tone, clothes, and social media instead of their own paperwork

—

yo.
i am raising
a toddler completely alone.
you do not scare me.
i am not doing this for fun, y’all.

i’m doing it because:
(write this down ✨✍️✨)

🗣️ this shit looks like fraud.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ok??

but your move…
was…yoga photos?

✨🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

so.
let’s discuss:

the trial visual
they don’t seem to have
thought through

picture it.

them, at trial:

✨“ladies and gentlemen, here’s a 2017 photo of her doing yoga.”✨

—

jury:

💬 ok?
💬 she has a handstand press. stunning.
💬 where are the original policy docs.

—

them again:

“here’s a 2019 post where she talks about generational trauma
and not wanting her kid to grow up like she did.”

—

jury:

💬 so… she’s been clocking patterns for years
💬 she knows what actual dv looks like
💬 and she tried to break it
💬 again: where is the fraud defense, bestie

meanwhile!
the issue stays stupidly simple:

✨ they recruited my husband while he wasn’t stable or paying bills
✨ they mishandled policies and ownership while i was literally funding everything
✨ they ignored conflicts and red flags
✨ their structure let him exploit me financially while i was 9 months pregnant and getting hit

homie!
none of that
lives on instagram.
but!
all of that lives in:

🔥 policy contracts
🔥 billing records
🔥 internal emails
🔥 supervision logs
🔥 beneficiary / owner change trails

dawg, 10gb of:

✨“look how long she’s been trying to not die”✨

…does not erase
one line of that.

homie,
you know what
you DIDN’T find:

🚫 cheating
🚫 lying to get people in trouble
🚫 conspiracies
🚫 child abandonment
🚫 assaults
🚫 secret second families on my end
🚫 me doing drugs!

—

nah
they just proved
that while i was getting
strangled, cheated on,
and financially fucking gutted,
i was still:

🧘🏼‍♀️🧾

✨ fucking-cool,
✨ well-documented,
✨ non-threatening,
✨ goddamn hilarious,
✨ and dangerously honest.