how my husband’s live-in girlfriend tried to get me expelled from law school 🕯️
baby,
you don’t even go here.
🔥🤫🔥
but shit.
riding felony dick rent-free
—
so like,
i’m not saying
👏 my husband’s current girlfriend
👏 filed multiple complaints
👏 trying to get me
👏 expelled from
👏 my own JD program
😮🙌
…
while he was out
on felony bond
for pregnancy assault
and paying her rent
with VA beneficiary pay
linked to our socials.
🕊️🤍
—
i’m just saying
that if a woman had,
in theory:
✨ submitted multi-page
fucking stalker essays
about how “disturbing” it is
that i have…a website
✨ argued that talking
about my own abuse
makes me unfit for
the fucking legal profession.
✨ and framed being mad
about being strangled
while pregnant
as “defamation.”
girl.
what the fuck?
…😦😶🌫️🫣
…it would be crazy
to let her weaponize
a student conduct portal
against a protected party
with an infant and a restraining order.
lolz.
especially if that woman:
🔥 doesn’t go to the school
🔥 is actively sleeping with the defendant in a DV case
🔥 and lives in a house he ran to after fleeing his own kid
🔥 while he’s still legally married.
but like…
hypothetically.
—
also hypothetically?
that would be
so fucking embarrassing
(also a crime!)
they should probably
thank me for not
personally taking legal action
for actual defamation.
like,
what are we doing here?
🚩 you’re not a student.
🚩 you’re not a lawyer.
🚩 you’re definitely not a victim.
🚩 you don’t even seem to be…remotely intelligent.
🙃👉👈
wait,
is that a disney tat??
💋
holy shit.
(tracks so fucking hard)
—
baby.
✨🧠✨
you’re a temporary girlfriend ⭐️
trying to get
the mother with
a restraining order
expelled from school
because
you don’t like
the reality about your
lil married live-in
deadbeat boyfriend.
✨💫
and while
you were submitting
documented essays
about my “tone,”
i was…
i don’t know…
surviving felony-level violence
and raising his abandoned child.
🏆🤡
because
i’m just a girl, 🦋
reading her
criminal law textbook
while someone else’s girlfriend
tries to prosecute me
for being
funnier and
more legally accurate.
—
anyway
💥 shoutout to free speech.
💥 shoutout to not getting expelled.
💥 shoutout to the JD program that didn’t fall for the DARVO.
💥 shoutout to restraining orders,
felony bonds, and actual records —
y’all did more work
than conduct ever could.
—
and shoutout to
the wannabe counselor
who accidentally gave me
a documented retaliation record
because she couldn’t handle
that i’m still fucking here.
📚 still in school.
⚖️ still protected.
🖤 still writing.
🍼 still raising the baby you tried to replace.
stay absolutely obsessed, babe.
✊🏻🥺
