when you’re guilty af, but you say “fuck it” and hire a lawyer w the child support cash anyway. 🤪🤦🏼💸
you ever watch a man
spend the child support
he refuses to pay...
just to hire lawyers
to fight
the mother of his child…
over shit
he actually did?
sick. 🔥
demonic. 🔥
fucking stupid. 🔥
🏃🏼♂️💨👶🏼💸
✨let’s review the cast.✨
…
junior associate: rage hang-ups™
he shows up in zoom
sounding like a reddit thread
with a law degree.
says “no no no” 🙋🏻♂️
like he’s been cornered
in a group chat by a single mom
hangs up on me,
a lot. ✊🏻🥺
because, shit—
this is not looking good.
the rage? a decoy. 💀
the confidence? faked. 💀
the vibe?
✨“my client lied to me but i cashed the retainer so now we ride.”✨💫
old miss “um actually”
nobody really knows
what she does.
besides make sure to correct
a sitting judge mid-hearing,
over some bullshit.
📣❤️🙌
objection!
to reality.
🎬 that’s a fucking wrap.
lmfao.
the social skills. 😅
which went as well
as you'd expect.
looking like,
✨“yeah… that’s not how the fifth amendment works.”✨
🫸💥🫷
queen of
speaking up
exactly once
and being wrong.
💔
✨the strategy✨
gaslight the record,
drain the funds,
look confused on camera.
🤝😊
✨the result✨
opting out
of fatherhood
and justice
at the same fucking time.
goddamn gangster.
🤜🏻✨🤛🏻
anyway.
hope that VA and
GI bill bonus for
“having dependents”
is going somewhere good.
besides…
trying to rewrite history
in front of the bench.
while your actual wife
reps herself
with your abandoned toddler
in the background.
…
deadbeat dad award
of the fucking year.
🏆🥇✨
🖤 court-cam couture, baby.
🖤 broke boy legal team, sponsored by delusion.
