oops! all the consequences of my actions: side hoes edition™
🦋
it’s honestly
so magical when women who:
✨ knew i existed,
✨ knew i was the wife,
✨ knew there was a baby involved,
✨ and still benefited from that man anyway,
act like
the fucking victims.
😮🙌
lol.
and now?
y’all are mad
i’m still breathing?
mad i’m talking?
mad i didn’t roll over
and let you
finish the goddamn con?
ok.
so let’s play
a new game:
“what isn’t a crime?”
or better yet:
what y’all
actually did!
(allegedly)
🧃🧸🥺🌈
—
like baby girl,
if you’re stalking me,
reporting me,
and posting fucking fairy tales about me,
just know:
i’m not mad.
i’m not even surprised.
i’m just documenting
the stupidity.
💅🧾
and if you wanna talk crimes
(hypothetically! potentially! allegedly!)
babe,
let’s at least
keep it ✨educational✨:
✨ category 1: harassment + stalking ✨
😶🌫️ checking my stories daily
😶🌫️ posting shit after being corrected
😶🌫️ lurking on burner accounts like it’s not creepy af
😶🌫️ third-party stalking because you think that’s a legal loophole
—
🦋 girlie,
that’s not “checking in” —
that’s a digital restraining order
waiting to happen
💻🚫
✨ category two: false reporting ✨
🫣 contacting my school and the cops with ai-generated delusions
🫣 leaving out the entire context on purpose
🫣 turning your bad decisions into “safety concerns”
—
🧚♀️ it’s not advocacy, babe.
it’s weaponized white womanhood.
✨ category three: defamation baby! ✨
🔥 repeating provably false shit
🔥 pretending vibes protect you from liability
🔥 trying to make your own regrets my reputation
…bitch,
a porno???
(don’t worry sweetie,
i saved that shit.)
—
🦋 reminder:
“i was mad”
isn’t a legal defense.
nor is ✨delulu✨
✨👤🫵🏻
✨ category four: intimidation + retaliation ✨
👏🏻 filing fake complaints
👏🏻 telling other people lies to isolate me
👏🏻 real efforts to get me kicked out of school,
👏🏻 blacklisted, isolated, or afraid to speak
—
🧠 not you playing victim
and prosecutor???
lmfao.
while i’m over here
with the baby
and the actual trauma
🍼📂
✨ category five: willfully benefiting from a whole ass scam ✨
🚩 letting a man co-fund your life while dodging child support & benefits
🚩 living inside stolen fucking peace
🚩 playing dumb about the source of the money
🚩 knowing he beat my ass and being like “lol idc!”
—
pure dumb bitch shit.
✨ category six: financial fraud (allegedly, lol) ✨
🤡 accessing financial info you should never have been authorized to use
🤡 manipulating policies or accounts while pretending to “help”
🤡 profiting from paperwork you didn’t explain, fund, or legally own
🦋 girl math is adorable
until it becomes ✨ wire fraud ✨
—
bonus points if you:
🏆 ghosted the actual client
🏆 communicated off-platform
🏆 and then continued lurking after being removed from the account
🧠 babe…
when i say
“my lawsuit writes itself,”
💀🧾
i’m not being poetic.
i’m being fucking procedural.
—
✨ all allegedly, of course ✨
—
like. girlies.
if you didn’t do anything wrong,
why are you following me harder than your own life goals?
why are you
watching
my life
like your survival
fucking depends on it?
💀😘✨
why are you
this committed
to silencing someone
you claim isn’t telling the truth?
🦋
i’m just out here
💋 being an actual single mom,
💋 surviving ongoing financial & legal domestic violence.
💋 filing court documents,
💋 and trying to figure out how to afford milk.
you’re the one
😮 rage-posting
from your
dumb-ass situationship
😮 with my name
in your goddamn mouth.
🌼
honey,
if you didn’t do
anything wrong,
you wouldn’t need me to shut tf up.
🪞🕊️✨
careful out there.
