it’s called “separate causes of action,” babe. 👏🙄👏
“how dare you sue us”
(aka: consequences)
🤡⚖️🧾
translation:
please accept
the damages calmly
so i don’t have to
spend money explaining them.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🤡
bro…
my bad.
i thought the
lawfully responsible
thing to do was…
✨use the actual legal system✨
instead of
idk…
turning into
a fucking
feral vigilante 💻😵💫
with a deranged group chat
and a tiktok burner on rotation.
🐀✨🤫🔥
—
omg.
bestie—😶💫
they’re acting like
i forced them
to light their own
goddamn wallet on fire.
no babe.
you could’ve:
🔥 admitted harm
🔥 narrowed or dismissed “meritless claims.”
🔥 assembled and discussed like adults
🔥 settled like people who “did nothing wrong”
lol
but
instead you chose:
🧨 scorched-earth defense + elite-levels of victim-blame 🔥
or…
“but it’s expensive for us 🥺”
lol
🔥🔥🔥
and now
i’m supposed
to feel guilty
because
your defense strategy
is expensive?
nah.
🙃✨
crazy-ass concept:
if someone harms you
in multiple ways,
you may have
multiple goddamn legal lanes.
baby.
that’s not spite.
that’s…
checks notes…
fucking procedure.
💫
—
lol.
i’m so sorry.
i thought the
“responsible adult citizen” 💫
move was:
✨ report.
✨ file.
✨ document.
🚫 not “pull up to your job with a fucking megaphone.”
apparently
i misunderstood america.
🤡🇺🇸
—
homie.
revenge looks like these
goddamn unhinged extracurriculars:
🫵🤥✨
📞 calling jobs
🏫 contacting schools
👀 doxxing
🗣️ threats
🧍♀️🔁 repeated direct contact
—
now
who tf
does that sound like???
…
one guess.
(🇨🇱🤠⭐🤔)
lol
so
i’m going to
say this again—
💥🧠
i’m suing because
i’m trying to
recover perceived damages 🤗
like the law contemplates.
—
and yo.
if they’re acting
like that’s
just so
fucked up…
🫶🥹
they’re
basically
goddamn confessing
they expected us
to stay broke,
harmed
and
shut up the fuck up.
💖💫
