the completely innocent & absolutely not-at-all suspicious™ edition 😌🕊️

ok so.
shit.
that wasn’t
“oops! bad friend” behavior.

…

🤡🤸💥

it was anti-human behavior.
morally bankrupt.
spiritually hollow.
psychologically fucking predatory.

and yo,
it sure as fuck
wasn’t giving—
guiltless.

🙏😌🕊️

—

be for real,
you absolutely know…

⭐️ HOMIE,
I AM IN AN ACTIVE,
ONGOING DV SHITSHOW.

✨ not historic trauma.
✨ not “i had a tough marriage.”
✨ not vague emotional stress.

…nah.

bro, i am:

💥 under a Final Restraining Order 💕
💥 under a Colorado Protection Order 💕
💥 victim in a felony strangulation case 💕
…
💥 in an active, ongoing threat situation
💥 raising a baby alone
💥 recovering from literal physical + economic violence
💥 navigating the aftermath by myself
💥 being stalked
💥 being harassed online
💥 having institutions weaponized against me
💥 being financially abused
💥 managing PTSD
💥 navigating law school without any child care
💥 teaching myself how legal filings fucking work
💥 living with goddamn safety protocols
💥 communicating with the state
💥 checking windows and doors at night

…

BRO.
this is the peak of
human fucking vulnerability.

🕊️

so…

this is the moment
where ANY
🥰 normal person —
🥰 acquaintance,
🥰 fucking stranger,
🥰 neighbor—
softens.

this is the point
ANYONE with half
a fucking soul
instinctively behaves with:

✨ gentleness
✨ care
✨ concern
✨ protection
✨ de-escalation
✨ compassion
✨ empathy
✨ any goddamn restraint

but nah.
my girl
responded like
the actual fucking opp 💥

—

it checks.

⭐️ but shit.
she didn’t just
fail to support me
when it
really fucking mattered—
💖🥰💞
she ACTIVELY
tried to HARM me
in the process.

🤯💫

my girlie reacted with:

💥 actual unfounded accusations
💥 personal unrelated sob stories
💥 random ass character attacks
💥 textbook DARVO
💥 rewriting history
💥 memory loss of past known behavior
💥 unearned moral superiority
💥 blatant emotional manipulation
💥 denial of reality
💥 hella tone policing
💥 “you’re paranoid / delusional” despite FACTS.
💥 WEAPONIZED past sexual abuse
💥 zero empathy
💥 zero care
💥 zero safety fucking instinct
💥 …fucking irrelevant medical conditions????

…

like shit,
even me,
LEARNING ABOUT THE TREASON,
AFTER THE SHOCK—
one of my
first thoughts was…
wait—
a fucking second!
…
⚡️ ”DID THIS MAN HURT YOU??”
⚡️ ”DID YOU KNOW HE DID THIS??”

...

???

…

???

NOTHING.

lol
but nah,
she’s got
absolutely fucking—
zero curiosity. 😦
no,
but like…
💥 NOT A SINGLE
💥 fucking question—
💥 about
💥 absolutely
💥 any
💥 details:

like—

✨ “babe! what?! where was this?!”
✨ ”sam—are you sure?!”
✨ ”omg, WHEN???? that’s scary!!”
✨ ”WAS IT WHEN I WAS DRUNK??”
✨ “was i awake??!”
✨ ”what fucking DAY did she get it?!”

…

nope.
just character attacks ✨🕊️
and weaponized sexual trauma.

the goddamn dream-team.
👍🙂✨

cool.
seems like a totally
✨rational and reasonable response.✨

…

lol.
it’s giving very, very:
”innocent”
✨🤫✨

like damn,
do you understand
how psychologically violent that shit is?

…girl 🔥📢
this is what people do to
abuse victims to silence them.💫
this is how abusers…respond.
not the victims.

babe,
honestly???
i didn’t hear
a single
goddamn coherent
fucking narrative
in the whole goddamn epic novel.
so be for real—

✨ this is not friend energy.
✨ this is not human empathy.
✨ this is for damn sure not emotional intelligence.

nah.
this is someone whose
self-image
is
💥 SO
💥 fucking
💥 fragile
that my fuckload of trauma,
legit danger,
realistic fear,
lived and breathed reality,
✨the actual fucking record,✨
and…
the fucking behavior facts,
were all smaller to her
than 👏
her 👏
ego. 👏

🔥🔥🔥

…

goddamn shocking.

—

babe.
let’s review what
you knew—

🚩 i almost died
🚩 i was strangled while pregnant.
🚩 i was punched, spit on, smothered, beaten.
🚩 we fucking escaped
🚩 we fled TWO 👏 DV 👏 households 👏 (jackpot)
🚩 i’m raising a baby absolutely alone
🚩 i’m financially desperate
🚩 i’m fighting for my life in court
🚩 i live in active fear
🚩 i am being stalked
🚩 my ex is HELLA FUCKING dangerous
🚩 i have NO family support

and instead of:

💕 supporting
💕 staying rational
💕 stabilizing
💕 asking questions
💕 clarifying
💕 comforting
💕 staying on topic
💕 grounding
💕 showing ANY fucking consideration

…

nah.
of course not.

you were
just like…

“OMG”

🧚‍♀️ i’m chronically ill!✨
💖 i love my ex, ✨
🥰 current now, ✨
🕊️ former ex-EX, ✨
💞 LOVE OF MY WHOLE-ASS LIFE. ✨
🦄 i mean…
🔥 YES…i do cheat,✨
BUT
just like…
💕 NOT WITH YOUR MAN.✨
🏆 i’m a great friend, ✨
🙃 but ALSO,
🪄 i didn’t actually have
🙏 the time or energy…
🧘‍♀️ to be a fucking friend. ✨
🌈 ALSO
your dad abusing you,
…MAKES YOU THE HAZARD 🔥🔥
and…
like…
disturbs me
as someone who had to
hear about it secondhand…🥺🥺
and
LOOK—
✨this is really…fucking essentially…

!!!
ALL about ME.✨

…

…😦

the fuck are you on about rn.

lol.
ok…right.
so like…damn.
absolutely
wild-ass display.

…✨clearly innocent behavior✨

the forensic psych report nobody ordered but ✨god clearly scheduled✨

sexual intrusion 101: ✨👹🤝🏻👹✨

…

✨ two grown men.
✨ one postpartum woman.
✨ one newborn.
✨ one house.
and zero fucking boundaries.
welcome to my TED talk from hell.

—

ok so.

i wasn’t living in a home…
i was living
in a hostile ecosystem 🤢
created by two adult males
who treated walls
like an optical phenomenon
and privacy like a fucking hate crime.

yo.
and THESE TWO CREATURES
✨👹🤜🏼🤛🏼👹✨
are performing
their own personal
goddamn biology experiments
in every shared fucking space.

✨🤮✨

✦ suspect #1: the dad 😐✨

diagnosis: boundaryless exhibitionist-lite with covert creep habits

pattern of behavior:
this man said:

🚪✨ “doors are fucking decorative”
📢✨ “privacy? overrated.”
👀✨ “YOU’RE the weirdo for noticing.”
🙄✨ accidental exposure… on disgusting-ass loop.
🧍‍♀️✨ made ME adjust to HIS nonsense.

psych world:
covert exhibitionism + environmental sexual intrusion
…

aka: “sir, why the fuck is your dick out in a FAMILY HOME 😭✨”

home became:
🏚️ = unsafe ✨
🚫 = boundaries? never fucking heard of her ✨
✨ home = danger, every hallway = indecent exposure risk

—

so i was born into—
✨environmental sexual terrorism✨
and then married
the advanced fucking evolution of it. 🌈✨

✨💀✨

cool.

…

✦ suspect #2: the husband 😵‍💫✨

diagnosis: compulsive sexual actor-out w/ stimulant brain rot

pattern of behavior:
this clown:

✨🎥 filmed himself in ANY. FUCKING. ROOM.
✨🤰 did it while i was pregnant + postpartum
✨👶 did it while i + newborn were upstairs PREY MODE
✨💊 did it fueled by yayo + delusion
✨📤 posted it FOR STRANGERS
✨🏠 IN OTHER PEOPLE’S HOMES BRO WHAT

psych world: compulsive sexual acting-out + dissociative hypersexuality
…

aka: “he’s not horny, he’s FUCKING unhinged 😭✨💀”

impulse control? NO. ❌
dignity? NONE.❌
common sense?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.❌❌❌

—

holy shit.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

pattern is fucking IDENTICAL:

✨ “men doing sexual shit in shared space
✨ and YOU have to change or…catch a fucking std”

…

ok but clinically???
🔥disinhibited sexual behavior in shared domestic space🔥

…

aka:
A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT.
gross
ass
violations.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

or:
✨ sexual behavior in places it DOES NOT FUCKING BELONG
✨ no privacy
✨ no goddamn boundaries
✨ everyone else contorting themselves around disgusting male behavior

…

translation:
✨🙃 not just “gross,”
✨💀 environmental fucking violence.

to recap—
these motherfuckers are
TRULY the goddamn
demon squad
from sexual fucking HELL. 🚩🚩🚩

✨👹🫶🏻👹✨

…

homie.
i survived
two sexual boundary cryptids
under one fucking roof
while raising a brand-new human
don’t ask how i survived.
i goddamn shouldn’t have.

✨🪦✨

ok so, i was building a home. they were building… whatever the fuck that was. 🚩

aka "why did i have to google what THIS shit was called" 🚩

—

what the FUCK
was going on in this house.

🚩👬🏻🍆

…

no like seriously—
🗣️✨what the actual fuck.✨

—

these two fucking sickos
are out here
acting like
they were cast
in some low-budget
fucking porno set in my life.

🚩👨🏻🤝🏻👨🏼‍🦱🚩

goddamn filthy.

AND NAH
I CAN BACK THIS SHIT UP.
TIME STAMPED.
FUCKING DOCUMENTED.

…

like,
deadass.
i was over here
breastmilk in one hand,
GODDAMN
facebook marketplace crib
in the fucking other,
rolling paint
onto fucking drywall patches
at 8 weeks postpartum.

…

(y’all are lucky i do not commit crimes) 🌈💖✨

…

FUCKING meanwhile 🫶🏼—

these disgusting fucks:

…

👨🏻🚩 upstairs:
my dad’s got
his bedroom door
wide fucking open,
doing
WHATEVER—
audibly—
fucking casually.
because
"that’s just how dads are" apparently?
✊🏼💥😵‍💫

👨🏼‍🦱🚩 downstairs:
my husband (lol),
taking literal
sexual goddamn livestreams💥
for STRANGERS.
on the internet.
IN. MY. DAD’S. HOUSE.
😩🍆💦📱

…

WHILE.
I’M.
UPSTAIRS.
WITH.
OUR.
NEWBORN. 🚩
thinking i signed
a legal fucking document
and was in a real goddamn marriage.

—

YO.
this wasn’t
just disrespect.
this was
spiritual fucking war crimes. 🚩

✨👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏽✨

FOR REAL.
i didn’t grow up
in a "weird house."
i grew up
in a goddamn
crime scene.

💥🏠

…

and then somehow??
i married the FUCKING remix. 🚩

🤜🏻🤛🏻✨

…

homie,
this wasn’t a coincidence.
this was a pattern.
and the only reason
i didn’t lose my
entire
fucking
mind
is because somewhere
under
all the fucking ptsd
and the bills
and the broken trust—
i knew it wasn’t me.

these dudes were fucking weirdos.

🍆🤤✨

REALLY.

…

this shit was a message:

✨"your safety doesn’t matter here."✨🚩🚩🚩

but
guess what?

💥I MADE IT FUCKING MATTER.💥

—

and so i did
some light googling…

AND
GUESS WHAT?? 🚩

🤗

…

this shit has a name:

“environmental sexual intrusion covert sexual trauma disinhibited sexual behavior in domestic space”

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

✨

translation: men
using shared space
like it’s their own
private fucking sex den,
and making you the crazy one for noticing.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

…

my dad
never gave a fuck
who saw what.
my husband
knew exactly
what he was doing—
and still did that shit anyway.

😵‍💫🔞🌙

—

it
wasn’t
an
accident.
nah. 🫠 🚩
it was a fucking statement.
it was control.
it was addiction.
it was fucking violence.

…

so when i say
💥"the house was a goddamn cesspool,"💥

😩 🚩
bro.
i don’t mean it
was disorganized.
i mean
i was
trying to survive
with a newborn
while two grown men
contaminated the air
around us
with their unchecked bullshit.

nah. 🚫 🚩
i didn’t get dramatic.
i got the fuck out.

…

🌈 IN CONCLUSION:

we goddamn left.
we fucking lived.
and now??
i talk about it. 💫
with
all the rage
accuracy,
and fucking profanity
that surviving
this shit
entitles me to.

🗣️🔥 ok so who tf has to die for y’all to believe me? ⚠️ BRO IS DANGEROUS ⚠️

YO.

🗣️🔥 THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME.

????

this is not a joke.
this is not me being “dramatic online.”
this is not me “going through something.”
this is not some fucking internet meltdown.

🗣️🔥
NAH.
this is me,
a single mother,
saying exactly
what the fuck is going on
NOW
that i am 100% clear
on the level of lethal danger
my husband poses—

this is me telling you—
dead fucking serious—
i am looking at the full picture.
and it is fucking terrifying.

💥

do you comprehend—
we’re talking
🚩 extreme domestic violence.
🚩 economic violence.
🚩 physical violence.
🚩 homicidal-level violence.
🚩 while i was pregnant.
🚩 with his newborn.
🚩 in my own fucking home.

—

💥 WAKE UP. 💥

this shit is not vibes.
it’s not speculation.
it’s in records.
across agencies.
in documented reports.
in screenshots.
in testimony.
fucking everywhere.

✨💣✨

UNDERSTAND THIS: 🔥📢✨

my husband?
🗣️ he wasn’t just violent.
🗣️ he wasn’t just on COKE.
🗣️ he was EXPOSING himself online.
🗣️ to STRANGERS.
🗣️ posting his ACTUAL face.
🗣️ FILMING himself hooking up with my best friend
🗣️ and sending it to RANDOM fucking people on the INTERNET.

🔥 while LIVING off me.
🔥 while i was PREGNANT.
🔥 while i was raising his NEWBORN.
🔥 while using my CAR, my NAME, my MONEY.
🔥 while STRANGLING me WITH TWO GODDAMN HANDS
🔥 to try to KILL the LIFE inside me.
🔥 while HIGH.

so like…
🗣️💥
are we seriously just pretending
we don’t see the GODDAMN lethality risk?

ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME

—

nah.
no more.

🗣️🔥 you see it.
🗣️🔥 you’ve seen it.
🗣️🔥 you’re just scared to say it.
🗣️🔥 you’re scared of what it means to
🗣️🔥 admit how bad it fucking is.

…

(WRITE THIS DOWN ✍️)

✨ TO ADMIT YOU FUCKING HELPED.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU DEFRAUDED A PREGNANT WOMAN.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU DID COKE WITH A HUSBAND THAT WAS CHOKING HIS WIFE.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU CALLED INSTITUTIONS ON A DV VICTIM.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU FUCKED YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HUSBAND.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU HEARD ME WHEN I SAID—
YOUR SON WAS BEATING ME WHILE 9 MONTHS PREGNANT..
✨ TO ADMIT YOU LET A VIOLENT MAN LIVE WITH YOUR CHILDREN.
✨ TO ADMIT YOU MADE UP LEGAL FUCKERY—
FOR A DUDE THAT PUNCHES PREGNANT WOMEN. 🔥📢✨

—

🙂❄️🤜🏻💥🤰

YO

!!!!

YOU.
ALL.
HELPED.

you don’t get to
look a-fucking-way
and still act like
you’re fucking “neutral.”
there’s no neutral here.
either you see the deadly fucking risk—
or you’re part of the reason women like me get killed.

💀🔪

…

🚨 BRO IS A CLEAR PREDATOR. 🚨
the fuck
is wrong with some of y’all????

HELLO. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

—

you don’t get to
back a fucking monster,
claim he
wasn’t out here
🔥 lying,
🔥 manipulating,
🔥 BEATING,
🔥 and FUCKING—
🔥 multiple goddamn women
🔥 while ON BLOW
when…
IT’S GODDAMN DOCUMENTED
MORE THAN THE BIRTH OF OUR FIRST CHILD.

🤜🏻💥🤰

holy shit.

—

🚩 stop.
🚩 being.
🚩 fucking.
🚩 DELUSIONAL.

✨

—

THE NEXT VICTIM
MIGHT
FUCKING
DIE.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

—

so let me make it
real fucking simple for you.

💥 this man is clearly dangerous.
💥 this man is obviously unstable.
💥 this man should not be anywhere near a child,
💥 especially not when he’s using—

…and let’s not
fucking insult each other,
💥 SEEMS LIKE

🚩…
+

🚩…
+

🚩…

=💥💥💥he’s FUCKING using.💥💥💥

—

jesus christ.
what is wrong with you?

✨ i’m not being vindictive.
✨ i’m not being dramatic.
✨ i’m being a mother
✨ WHO NEEDS TO
PROTECT HER FUCKING CHILD 💫
AND HIS FUTURE FUCKING VICTIMS.

—

so yeah,
YUP.
if you’ve seen me make a joke—
⚡ fucking good.
because that joke
is the only thing keeping me
goddamn vertical.
but don’t confuse
goddamn survival instincts
with disorder.
don’t fucking mistake coping
with fucking confusion. 🔥📢

because i am not confused.
i know exactly who i married.
i know exactly what he’s done.
and i know exactly
how many of you
saw it and
did
fucking
nothing.

🤯

—

YO.

🎤💥
if you’re still
fucking protecting him,
still offering him institutional cover,
or
still goddamn hiding behind
“she’s just crazy”?

congrats.
you’re goddamn responsible.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

and you better pray
to whatever fucking god
you believe in
that nothing happens
to me or my fucking kid.💫

because everything—
GODDAMN everything—
is fucking documented.🔥📢
while you do
fucking legal
and social goddamn gymnastics
to try to get around that shit 💥💥💥

nah.
not gunna work.

—

listen
🗣️🔥.
i’m not fucking asking nicely anymore.
i’m building the fucking record.

🤜🏻💥😵

—

game fucking over.

that’s it.
that’s the post.

👍🙂✨

so like, a violent—drug fueled, lying…felon out on bond??? ✨💕🌈 (around your kids!)

looking at
the math like a
rational fucking adult:

…

shit we have now—
disgustingly + fucking regrettably
corroborated: 🔥📢✨

✨🕊️
—

✦ regular coke use 🔥🔥🔥
✦ discord sex rooms on the regular (🌽)
✦ public, UNPROVOKED dick pics + videos 🍆
✦ a myriad drug runs in my car—which he then totaled (during pregnancy)
✦ internet harassment✨
✦ countless. fucking…women.
✦ SEX TAPES from my bathroom 🎬🔞
✦ MY BEST FRIEND ON VIDEO 💫 (which he distributed to strangers)
✦ bro sent this shit out like marketing material
✦ timeline overlapping the financial era, pregnancy, postpartum, DV, relocation
✦ multiple 👏 independent 👏 witnesses 👏

—

…and i’m like:

😏❄️🤜🏻💥🤰

✨“so you still think I MADE UP getting punched and choked out??”✨

🤡🎪🎡

—

L
M
F
A
O.

…

“sam is lying.”

👉🙄👈

really?
because
reality
and
overwhelming evidence
say this man
is extremely dangerous, 🤡 🚩
a regular drug user ❄️
and unstable
as fuck.

💀

THE DUMBEST SHIT.

…

“he left her because she was crazy and toxic.”

✨👉🤡✨

DO YOU SEE THIS LIST????

omg.
REALLY.
i pray for your children. 🚨📣✨

—

but—
for 💕 you,
the least attractive—
least educated…
chick he’s been with??
…with three kids?

…

yeah girl!!
🧚‍♂️🪄✨ he’s definitely different now, babe.

…

✨😵‍💫✨

…

god bless.

🕊️

so like…undisclosed conflict + fraudulent inducement?? 🔥🔥 ✋🙄🤚

so explain this to me
like i’m five:

✨👉🤡✨

…

BASED ON INDUSTRY STANDARDS—

how do you
look at a dude who is:

🔥 unemployed on paper,
🔥 negative net worth,
🔥 telling strangers on the internet he’s “single with no kids,”
🔥 using my car and my condo as the “TOO HOT TO HANDLE” set,
🔥 allegedly doing yayo MULTIPLE times a week on RECORD
(per his own messages + third-party witnesses),
🔥 and performing cam-style content for strangers under a fake name,

…and decide:

“yes. obviously this guy
should be the legal owner
of the life policy
and their baby’s policy.
the pregnant wife
who’s actually paying
can just be the wallet.
heh :)”

👏👏👏

…

ALSO🔥📢

(take some notes)
label it: “material concealment.”

✍️✨

the advisor assigning
✨ownership✨ was literally
onboarding the wife
via generic medisign email
+ (later deleted)
INSTAGRAM DMS.

…

😈 while the “husband”—
the same one
lying to strangers globally
SAYING HIS NAME WAS BRAD,
documenting regular powder use,
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
claiming that he had “no kids”—
AND
was 💥physically sitting
on that rep’s couch!💥
(geolocated + confirmed!)

…

😈 while that
same representative
was sending him money,
💥hundreds of dollars,💥
during the ownership window,
and still structuring him as the owner
and you as the payor.

🤡💥🧠

…um…

**my rep?? 🥺👉👈
this ivy league girly fails to mention—

🗣️ that my spiraling husband is receiving hundreds of dollars from her with zero legitimate explanation,
🗣️ that he’s chilling at her private apartment for no valid professional reason,

while she’s simultaneously:

🗣️ sending me formal medical requests,
🗣️ dm’ing me about my ira rollover,
🗣️ and positioning him as the policy “owner”

✨WITHOUT ✨

mentioning that
little
bitty
💥legally fucking material fact 💥
to…me.

who she
lists as “payor”
for all three policies…
under her commissions.

🤡✨📢

lol!
but …yo…
✨zero disclosures✨!!!

nah.
my rep and husband
legally claim,
this is “professional.”

✨🤯✋✨

shit!
that seems
legally fucking relevant,
am i right?

✨🤫✨

PLEASE
make it make sense.

—

disclaimer:
this is my opinion + lived experience,
based on documents, screenshots, witness DMs,
and receipts in my possession.
it’s not legal advice,
not a court filing,
not a sworn statement.
if you don’t like it,
close the tab.

✨🖤✨

brad ✨aka✨ “briguy339” 📹💋💸

🎬⭐️🔞

ok so,
i don’t say this lightly.

homie, is this…
straight-up [c]orn????? 🌽
or…
is bro
just
on an actual whole-ass
serial killer vibe???

…or fucking both??

📞💬

because this right here?
this ain’t even
remotely close to—
"my man cheated"
💍 energy.

nah,
this is
“my man
put on a fake identity
and live-streamed his dick
to actual strangers
🎬⭐️🔞
for
fucking
free,
while i was 9 months pregnant
and feeding his fucking dog” energy.

🍆🍑➡️🔥💻

—

oh
my
god.

YO

like—
the bathroom pics
CONFIRMED.
xxx🎬
from another
fucking
continent.

yooooooo.
nah.

somebody
get ✨BRAD✨ in the fucking chat

🤡🎪🎡

bro—

WHO
THE FUCK
ARE YOU??

💻👀✨

this walking asshole
looks like my husband,
flirts with the same
✨financial representatives✨
as my husband,
drives my car—
just like
my dusty-ass husband,
takes a fucking 3-hour shit
just
like
my husband—

🥺👉👈

BUT DUDE.

THIS

IS

GODDAMN

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 BRAD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[MOTHERFUCKER]

✨🤫✨

—

🎟️✨ (yo—and he’s complimentary)

—

babe!

holy barf in my mouth,
and nearly got homicided—

that ain’t constipation,
nah.
it’s far,
far more
fucking disturbing
than that—

😈🎥

—

like,
this shit
is absolutely
not funny
at all.
this shit
is now officially
creepy as fuck.
alarming.
sociopathic.
like—
absolutely fucking terrifying behavior.

✖️✖️✖️🐷🔥
yo.

i can’t
even
make this plot
comical
anymore.

BECAUSE—
🔥 we should be dead 🔥

—

hear me out.
BRAD
feels
fucking
nothing.

like…nothing.
dead inside nothing.

🎸🔥🤘

BRAD’S
whole creepy-ass
”personality”
is manipulating women,
literally snorting white powder,
LIVE FROM MY WASHER AND DRYER—

👉👌🥵🎬

🗣️ documented

🗣️ for

🗣️ countless

🗣️ fucking

🗣️ INTERNET strangers

🗣️ CITED ACROSS THE FUCKING PLANET.

—

it’s bone-chilling.
it’s stuff my wife and baby in a duffle bag vibes.
and do a line on the way
to bury the bodies energy,
while sexting and driving.
with a fucking smile.

🧟‍♂️

…

this
feels like—
👉🤥✨
🐷 dissociative,
🐷 identity-slipping,
🐷 high-risk,
🐷 empathy-absent,
🐷 impulsive,

predatory narcissist in fucking freefall behavior.

🎥👀🌍

—

listen.
first off.
i support sex work.
i support your right to your own body.

🎤🇺🇸🦋

but like—
bro,
💥 a camgirl 💥
performs for
fucking income
and agency.
and unless someone
is wearing
my husband’s fucking face,
SHIT!
looks like—
bro performed 🍆
for random-ass strangers,
for free, 🍆
in my bathroom, 🍆
while deleting
the baby and me
out of the entire fucking plot.

🌽🔥🥵💍

(girl, thanks for that!)

but second off?
MR. DISCORD ON-THE-DAILY ✨💊
?????
HOMIE
that’s not…
fucking normal.
that’s pathology.

🤤👀✨

this is not funny.
this is not quirky.
this is not “men are trash” territory.
this is “this man’s psychological infrastructure
fucking collapsed and he kept going” territory.

😳💬💻

so.
while i was
paying his bills,
letting him drive my car,
and trying not to die in childbirth,
sources say he was:

🧠 faking identities
💻 performing live shows on discord
🚗 driving my car to the plug
💸 receiving money from coworkers
👶 deleting our child from his story arc
👁️‍🗨️ filming himself from my BATHROOM
👥 for randoms online, for FREE
💊 WHILE USING BLOW—

ON
A
WEEKDAY
SCHEDULE.

YEAH.

🤯💥🏃💨

shorty,
that’s why my body
is screaming serial killer vibes:
because the pattern
is the SAME pattern clinicians flag
in high-risk offenders.

yo.
it’s giving—
high-risk dissociation

✍️✨ compulsive sexual behavior
✍️✨ stimulant-fueled narcissism
✍️✨ identity fragmentation
✍️✨ lack of empathy
✍️✨ reality detachment
✍️✨ escalating interpersonal violence

🧠💥🕳️

…

OH
by the WAY.

one question…
maybe TWO—

so
why does
this woman from
another fucking
COUNTRY,
you linked up with
explicitly to sext…
know the “financial rep”
by name—
and…flirtation type???

lol.
so weird!!!
(she said she wasn’t jealous btw)

…

just like your
conjoined twin,
screaming—
”omg!
my boyfriend’s wife
is like…
harassing
and LITIGATING
against,
!!! his poor sweet…friend !!!
who ALSO JUST
happens to be…
his wife’s financial rep!!!”

lol!
like, go get her!!!

(them) 🎤 “ma’am will you please go away”

and…in writing???
ok, damn.
so,
strangers from
around
the fucking globe
know…
about
cubicle romance???
but shit—
not
about
his wife
and his baby.

📱💬

weird.

i guess if you’re cool with…like women getting murdered 🤡✨📢

look.
if i can safely
talk about
what happened to me,

i do.
not because
i like reliving
the worst shit of my life,
nah.
but because
silence is how
this epidemic
keeps getting away
with fucking murder…
literally.

…

✨domestic violence ✨
isn’t some
quirky little relationship subplot.
it’s a full-blown
public health crisis
that kills people,
destroys families,
drains billions,
and shows up
in every system
from hospitals to courts to schools.

so yeah—
when survivors
talk about it publicly,
that’s not
“airing dirty laundry.”
that’s called
goddamn harm reduction.

every time
someone hears
“this happened to me,”
another person
learns the red flags,
another person
realizes “holy shit, that’s happening in my house too,”
another kid
understands their mom wasn’t crazy,
another friend
decides to check on someone,
another abuser
loses the power of secrecy.

i’m not
telling my story for vibes.
i’m telling it
because silence
is where abusers thrive,
and honestly?
if my voice
makes one person safer,
or one institution
finally wake the fuck up,
then yep—
honey.
i’ll keep talking.

—

that’s not bullshit.
✨that’s public service.✨

free speech for dumb bitches who maintain high levels of delusion to cope 💁‍♀️✨🗣️

ok so like.
baby,
deep breath.
let’s all
gather around
the table
of common sense
for a hot fucking second.

🤡💥

ok babe. legally?
me saying
“the guy who assaulted and defrauded me…
assaulted and defrauded me”
isn’t harassment.
that’s just… a fucking sentence.

lol.

a sentence
that you don’t seem
to want
to comprehend.

🙈🙉🙊 👉🤡

nope.
i’m not a lawyer (yet).
i don’t pretend to be one.
i don’t throw around
“defamation” like
fucking confetti
gender reveal
for the chronically unserious.

fuck.
let’s understand
the difference between
“my feelings are hurt”
vs
“i think someone committed a fucking crime.”

—

yo.
the constitution
doesn’t crumble
because you caught
✨ secondhand embarrassment ✨
from your boyfriend’s felony charges.

✨🤯✋✨

and believe it
or not,
i actually think before i speak.
like…
i’m annoying about it.
i overthink everything.
i separate
“this is how i feel”
from
“this is what literally fucking happened.

✨👉🤡✨

so let me clarify
something for the creepy girlies
wwaaaayyyy in the back
who are living
with the con
who has
strangulation fucking charges
and two whole-ass restraining orders:

GIRL!

🗣️🔥

if a dude
punches me in the fucking face
AND steals my wallet
AND i get online and say
✋🙄🤚

🎤 “holy shit the dude stole my wallet and punched me in the fucking face,”

yo.
excuse me.
ms. backup bitch—

🗣️🔥💯

THAT IS NOT HARASSMENT.
THAT IS CALLED
TELLING
THE
TRUTH.

omg.
BRO.
it’s called,
reporting a crime.

and it’s fucking unfortunate.

…

but since
you clearly need a mini lecture:
babygirl,
free speech—
like, the actual legal concept,
not your chatGPT-lawyer
of big words that don’t have significance—
means the government
(and institutions)
can’t punish me for saying
true shit
or
my opinions.
🥺👉👈
so
unless—
i start
issuing actual threats,
doxxing people’s
private information
or
workplace/educational institutions,
🙂👍…(like you)
or inciting a goddamn riot
at your suburban cul-de-sac,
babe!
everything i’m saying
is protected speech.

✨✍️✨

listen,
being uncomfy
is not a legal category.
🤫
“she said something
mean about my man…
who’s technically…
legally…
her man…
and not my man.”
lmfao.
is not a constitutional exception.
“i don’t like the truth”
is not a
policy violation.

but
it is probably
actual fucking fraud
that he is…
right now….
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🗣️ collecting dependent pay
🗣️ from my child’s social security number,
🗣️unpaid child support,
and

…wait for it…

🗣️✨using it to support your household✨
🗣️…and your multiple children.✨

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🙉

lol what??
you can’t hear that one??

girlie.

you don’t get to
🗣️ scream bullshit
just because
you don’t like
the fucking reality
of the dude
you’re playing side chick with.
i didn’t make the facts weird—
HE DID.

🤡😭💀

babe,
YOU did.

👏👏👏

free speech
doesn’t stop existing
because your…boyfriend(?)
is fucking embarrassed.
👉🤥✨
that’s not
how law works, babes.
(especially not in texas.)

truth isn’t harassment. 🔥📢
public safety isn’t drama. 🔥📢
and you being
mildly 💥
fucking 💥
inconvenienced 💥
by the consequences
of your own life choices
does not make me
a fucking liar or a criminal.

🤡💀

seriously?????

read an actual statute.
crazy, i know.

until then,
please stop
🎤💥
false filing reports,
stalking me,
harassing me,
wanting to BE ME, 🤡😭
because my free speech
gave you tummy ache vibes.

🤡🎪🎡

sweetie.
i’m talking about
what happened.
and unfortunately for you,
i’m not the problem.
the truth is.

😂👏

ok. bitch. explain this then.

jan 15, 2024:

10 days before i gave birth.
nine months pregnant.
face fucking busted.
on live facetime with my mom.
(+ my stepdad)
timestamped,
documented,
in real-fucking-time.
him in the actual room mid-call.
me in goddamn survival mode.

so tell me,
expert witnesses of the internet:
how does a woman this pregnant
end up looking like that
while the man who did it
and admitted he did it—
walks around acting fucking confused?

go on.
i’ll wait.

how i “found out” my husband had a whole-ass texas girlfriend 🤠✨🤪

aka:
the tragic timeline of how i “found out”
my estranged husband
had a whole-ass girlfriend
living in texas
playing house with him—
while i was
holding it down alone,
in hiding,
on missing food stamps,
with our newborn.

—

and somehow???
i’m the issue???

girl.

let’s begin.

⭐🤠🐂

—

✦ august 2025

bro gets released on ⭐felony bond⭐

literally
immediately after release?

my guy is full-on stalker mode.
on some straight
intimidate the witness shit.

…

as in:
instead of laying low
like someone charged with
domestic violence + strangulation,
a whole burner account
shows up in my DMs with:

✨you remind me of anthony v.✨

👉🙄👈

like.
what??
be serious.

my father.
my father, babe.
a man only one person
on earth references
like it's an abusive secret code.

so now
i’m being dm’d either by him…
or someone lodged so far up his ass
she’s sending messages
from his fucking spleen.

✨🇨🇱✨

either way:
i didn’t find them.
they found me.
on purpose.

✦ aug–oct = pure digital crackhead energy.

y’all
so now—
this burner is:

🤠 replying via meme to every post
🤠 mimicking my captions
🤠 watching my stories at olympic-level speeds
🤠 following like five people total — him + the texas homewrecking ecosystem
🤠 acting like i’m the one obsessed
while they’re basically
standing outside my window
with a goddamn boom-box.

🤘

and me?
bro. i’m in colorado.
leave me alone.
i’ve got
diapers.
law school homework.
restraining orders.
zero sleep.
gaining trauma.

and YO.

i still don’t know she exists.

👁️🤫✨

✦ oct 24, 2025 — the fuck????

i post about the burner because…
bro…
what the fuck.
and suddenly
my fbi-coded bestie texts me like:

“girl… there are PHOTOS. your man is couch-hopping again.”

—

and i’m sitting there:

✨ “OMGGGG WHAT???”
✨ “WHO???”
✨ “IM CONFUSED.”
✨ ”TEXAS???”
✨ “lmfao is this real life???”

so to recap
i discovered this
in real time
like a goddamn
baby deer stepping
into fucking traffic.

up to that moment?

i had never:

❌ dm’d her
❌ stalked her page
❌ searched her name
❌ clicked her followers
❌ creeped around his texas life
❌ known she existed on this fucking earth

like genuinely
she could’ve been
a goddamn hologram
or a fucking fever dream.

🤡⚡️

lol
nah i wish
but suddenly—
FUCKING plot twist—
the side chick is a whole criminal arc.

✦ LATER — THIS LUNATIC DIRECTLY CONTACTS ME

i post censored screenshots—
of this clown-ass duo
that’s been openly
stalking and harassing me
FOR MONTHS
like,
no kid faces,
no threats,
no tags—
just acknowledging
the burner harassment
and the fact that my husband
is apparently living an alternate life in texas.

🙃😊🏠

but WAIT WAIT WAIT.

bro.

this actual
fake-emo gremlin
rolls up on my account
INSTANTLY.
nah like—
this crazy ass chick
then pulls
an immediate threat:

“lol two police reports
have already been filed against you.
tread carefully”

LMAOOO BABE????

she literally
submitted
her knowledge of
the dv,
the felony bond,
and the goddamn restraining orders
as fucking “evidence.”
like miss girl really said:
lemme go ahead and document
my own crimes for the archive.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

and then?

she fucking escalates.

yo.
this chick goes
absolutely
fucking
feral
and starts reporting me
goddam everywhere
like defending my husband
is her actual paid career:

✨ cops
✨ my school
✨ anonymous reports to ethics committees
✨ full on cyber stalking across platforms
✨ documenting multiple times a day
✨ gets her friends to report too!!!

(like—
her texas fam
also
files false reports
after literally
seeking me out,
commenting directly
on my socials—
calling me a liar
directly
referencing
the criminal charges…
…
AKA
third-party contact 💫
wait for it…
to
harass
and intimidate me
the same fucking day
my hubby
got out
on felony fucking bond.
👏👏👏👏👏
congrats yo.
we are
checking ALL those
criminal elements.)

holy fucking shit.

—

girl.
she is on a goddamn mission:
🔥 sending in her full name.
🔥 full contact info.
🔥 my actual location.
🔥 my website.
🔥 my socials.
🔥 my minute-by-minute updates.
🔥 everything short of a notarized fucking confession.

meanwhile???
i’m in goddamn colorado
wiping fucking pureed sweet potato
off the fucking wall.

—

wait.
but then!!!!!!!

she obviously
can’t help herself—
AND ties ALL her statements
✨directly✨ to the man who is:

✔ under a final restraining order from nj
✔ under a colorado felony bond
✔ prohibited from ANY indirect contact
✔ not allowed to harass, stalk, intimidate, or send proxies

…the fuck…
are we doing??????

ok.

but
what
does
she
actually
do?

🙏 monitors me obsessively
🙏 dm’s me to threaten me
🙏 comments directly on my socials
🙏 files multiple reports to intimidate me
🙏 tracks my content daily
🙏 contacts my school
🙏 coordinates with his burner
🙏 provides commentary on all my legal matters
🙏 admits fucking awareness of my restraining order!!!!!!!!!
🙏 tries to damage my education + safety
🙏 escalates to institutions she shouldn’t even know exist

…

yoooooo.
what?????????
wake me the fuck up.

THIS
IS
WHY
PEOPLE
DO
NOT
REPORT
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

dumb fucking bitch.

you are the whole goddamn problem.
you are so obsessed w a man.
that you can’t fucking see straight.
and girl!
that’s my actual legal-ass husband.
who even are you?????

lmfao.

this girl created a
federal fucking powerpoint
of her own violations.

🧠💥🏆

this isn’t
“worried citizen vibes.”
nope.
this is—
“lol! girl!
i bonded him out
and now we’re
tag-teaming your trauma
with a shared fucking ipad.
hehe, i just love him so much!
we’re like…a real family!!!”

🤯

—

omg.
and legally?

…

this is EXACTLY
what goddamn
restraining orders
and bond conditions
mean when they say:

buddy—NO

🧚‍♀️ third-party harassment.
💖 proxy contact.
🌈 indirect intimidation.
🦄 surveillance.
✨retaliation against a protected party.✨

what.
the.
fuck.

yo—
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
💖🥰💞

i didn’t do
a goddamn thing
but
fucking breathe,
pay our co-signed loan,
manage the debt,
raise our baby…
alone—
and
carry
all
the
goddamn
responsibility.

👇🥰✨

shit.

the whole timeline
is literally just:
🕊️ him gets out of jail→
🕊️ burner appears →
🕊️ stalking escalates →
🕊️ girlfriend joins in →
🕊️ girlfriend loses her entire fucking mind →
🕊️ launches a campaign of numerous false reports.

…

i’m talking about it
because i’m surviving it.

so.

short answer,
minimal reading:
honey.
the call is always
coming from inside
the dirty-ass texas house.

🔥 friends end up blocking you.

cool. my husband ended up choking me.

aka: the guardian article that accidentally soft-launched my discovery

—

🥰✨

lol.

welcome to the party, british journalism.

but really?

the guardian sat down like:

✨“wow, northwestern mutual might be misleading college kids
into fake ‘financial adviser’ jobs where the whole point
is to sell overpriced whole life to friends and family,
burn out, and go broke.” ✨

🤫

(not a direct quote, lmfao)

The Guardian

or:

✨ northwestern mutual: “this is a career opportunity.”
✨ the guardian: “girl be serious.”
✨ me: “LMFAOOOOOO.”

WAIT.

but…

the guardian is really out here like:
“we found troubling patterns…” 💕
“recruits under pressure…” 💕
“forced to sell to family…” 💕

BABY.
I LIVED THIS.
PREGNANT.
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
HE WAS IN THE “OFFICE” 40+ HOURS A WEEK
AND MADE LESS THAN A GIRL SCOUT ON A BAD BLOCK.

literally…

babe!

it’s not a random coincidence.
it’s a goddamn design feature.

they quote:

“i spent thousands on my own policy to stay employed.”

🤯💫

holy shit.

bro.
you don’t get 80–90% dropout rates,
emotional isolation,
and kids in debt
by accident.

you get them
when the real product
is not “careers” at all.
it’s leads.
bodies through the door.
contact lists.
whatever’s left of your fucking dignity.

🏛️🕊️⚖️

the article says recruits end up:

✨ pitching whole life to anyone
✨ draining savings
✨ losing friends
✨ realizing there’s no salary
✨ and escaping in shame

wow.
love that for them.

(i don’t)

—

so…

the entire business model
relies on people being too ashamed
to talk about it.

“you failed.”
“you couldn’t hack sales.”
“you just didn’t work hard enough.”

…

nah babe.
looks like the guardian
was straight-up like:

👉✨🦄✨

the job is barely real
the pay is basically vibes
the “professional development”
is grooming you
on how to shake down your own family
and the company bounces with
the only thing that ever mattered to them:
🔥 your data and your referrals. 🔥

on my timeline, 🤱💖
that “career opportunity”
is the reason a violent,
unemployed man
still looked respectable long enough
to almost kill me
while people said
“but he’s trying, he works in finance.”

🦄🌈✨🧚‍♀️

no babe.

this man put on
a banana republic suit
to go sit in a cubicle
and earn approximately
✨negative $38/day✨
but god forbid
you fucking question him

🤫

—

this is my opinion,
based on:

the guardian’s reporting
on nm’s recruiting & compensation structure
my own records
and the fact pattern
i already handed multiple courts & agencies.

i’m not saying
“northwestern mutual = illegal pyramid scheme”
that’s for regulators and judges to decide.

🥰✨

babe. it’s LOWE. 🔥🔥 say it with your chest or don’t say my fucking name at all.

girl,
are you having
a mental fucking breakdown????

😤😤😤😤??

look.
you are straight-up scary.
absolutely fucking unhinged.

because the way
you waddled into
a whole-ass institution
calling me my maiden name
like you were reading off
a dead resume record
so absolutely,
triggered as FUCK—
had me HOWLING.

😭🙏

ms. vetrano??
girl shut the fuck up.

like,
are you gunna be ok????

🤡🧃

babe,
my name is LOWE.
L-O-W-E.
same as the baby,
you know,
the name i legally changed
with the man
you’re now
🗣️ losing your fucking shit over
we changed it
while i was pregnant
(aka: 🤜🏻💥😵)
after we got married,
on his birthday—
and when
he was living in my home
eating the food ✨I PAID FOR
with the utilities ✨I WORKED FOR
while you were… what??
auditioning for
“background side chick #3” 💫
in his imaginary
criminal autobiography?

lmfao.
don’t play with me.

👍🙂✨

nah but,
you’re really out here
committing
what fucking feels like
🚨 actual crimes 🚨
with the
wrong last name
like you’re submitting
a character assassination
but it’s in
The fucking Sims.
absolute buffoon conduct.

💀💀💀💀

holy shit.
ma’am—
✨ you couldn’t identify the right WOMAN
✨ you couldn’t identify the right STORY
✨ you couldn’t identify the right TIMELINE
✨ and somehow you still thought
✨ you were qualified
✨ to make an accusation?

yo.
sit the fuck down.

go find
one of your multiple
baby daddies. (🪦💀⚰️)
and hey,
get the fuck away from me.

—

sweetheart…
you’re an aging poser
in a ✨Halloween-quality✨
”punk-rock” costume.

🤙✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

who…seemingly
lost the extra weight
due to…
ALL THAT FUCKING SKIING.

❄️💊🤡

uh oh.
DAMN.

“#1 mom” 💋

but yo—
learn to spell
before you try to
summon the law.

💫

—

the funniest part??
you really sat there typing
my maiden name
like you were
uncovering something,
like you
didn’t just expose
that
YOU
KNOW
NOTHING.

🔥 nothing about ME.
🔥 nothing about HIM.
🔥 nothing about what he did.
🔥 nothing about what he’s facing.
🔥 nothing about why there’s protection.
🔥 nothing about legal paperwork.
🔥 nothing about the CHILD.
🔥 nothing about ANY of it.

just dumb bitch behavior. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

🫵🤡

you’re a bystander
in a story you’re too dense to even follow.

✨you’re not a threat.
✨you’re definitely not competition.
✨you’re not even a fucking side plot.

you’re the embarrassing anecdote
we tell our grandkids when they ask:
“grandma… what do you call someone god made as a joke and never corrected?”

babe…
what’s it a…flusterdoink??
fudderdunking???
a walking humiliation??
a human fucking disgrace?

🧠💥🤯

nah.
just fucking irrelevant.

💀 learn my name.
💀 learn the law.
💀 learn the difference between
a victim and a fucking felon.

and most importantly?

📣✨

stop saying my fucking name wrong
before i correct you in a legal fucking summons.

—

lol.
girly.
thank you.💀

…

✨defamation elements:✨

to prove prima facie defamation,
a plaintiff must show four things:
1) a false statement purporting to be fact;
2) publication or communication of that statement to a third person;
3) fault amounting to at least negligence; and
4) damages, or some harm caused to the reputation
of the person or entity who is the subject of the statement.

💥🛑🤡

holy shit. girl. GIRL. you are a legit STALKER. 📱👤🔍📸

🧠💥🏆

nah,
because the way
you really sat down,
typed with your whole chest,
and proclaimed
this is a continued pattern of behavior.

👑✨🤩🤥

what ongoing pattern???
me…
fucking surviving?
me…
being a single mom?
me…
literally not knowing
you EXISTED?

like…
continued WHERE???
continued HOW???
continued WHEN???
continued AGAINST WHO???
when i LITERALLY
just found out you breathed oxygen,
what,
twenty minutes ago,
is actually insane.

✨🙃

is the pattern you’re seeing
just…
my life?
because if that’s the case:
bro,
get a fucking hobby.

💖🤗🌈😒🗑️

…

like.
i’m sorry.
a continued pattern of WHAT???

me wiping spit-up?
me changing diapers?
me in emergency-mode homelessness?
me fighting for my
fucking life in court?
me living off food stamps
with a toddler this man abandoned???

girl
i
just
found
out.

🤯🚨

i wasn’t even
TALKING
publicly until like
five fucking seconds ago.

yo.
and it’s just…
THE TRUTH.

ummmm nah.
i was too busy SURVIVING.
like…
me not
even
KNOWING
about this shit
at all
until MONTHS later???
me—
not assuming
ANYTHING
about
ANYONE
until like…
SUMMER?

thinking that VIOLENT shit was from THE WAR????

the fuck??????

—

babe.
be.
so.
fucking.
for.
real.

‼️🤡🚽

—

and—you???
oh.
my.
GOD.
the
most
frantic bitch…EVER.
sweetie—
i only
learned you were
alive
✨on this earth✨
THREE.
FUCKING.
WEEKS.
AGO.

📣✨

because…
💖 you
stalked and harassed me
on a burner
✨for fucking months✨
like
anyone
ever cared.

🙈🙉🙊🚫🔎

(we still don’t)

like…

WHAT?!

🤯🤯🤯🤯

i only know…
you exist…
✨BECAUSE OF YOU✨

…

but now…
YOU’VE 🚨CONFIRMED 🚨📣✨
you’ve been watching
MY life
longer than
i’ve even known
you were
a fucking civilian
with a goddamn pulse.

‼️💥

un-fucking-believable.

girl.

a “continued pattern”
implies i had
a CALENDAR on you.
girl,
i didn’t even have
a fucking NAME on you.

🧠💭🤡

so the only
logical takeaway here???
you been watching ME.
you been stalking ME.
you been clocking MY life
like it was the season premiere
of some show
you weren’t cast in.

you
are FULLY
fucking infatuated
with me—
huh???

ok.
that’s
creepy as FUCK. 🚨📣✨

MAD WEIRD.

—

holy shit.
you didn’t snitch on me.
you
🔥CONFESSED🔥
babe.

you basically wrote:

“hi, i’ve been stalking this woman longer than she’s known i was on earth.”

🚨‼️🔥💥🛑🤡

you thought
you wrote
an objection,
but you
accidentally published
a diary entry titled:

“i’m obsessed and absolutely fucking delusional.”

🚨‼️🔥💥🛑🤡

and the fact
that you submitted that
with confidence???
nah.

god gives his
funniest delusions
to his weakest soldiers.

🧠💥💫

—

short answer:
you self-reporting
stalking and harassing
a DV VICTIM
while posting
in fucking real-time
with the ABUSER—
is the most psychotic self-own
i’ve ever witnessed.

✨🏆🤡✨

⚠️💡🤯 psa: if you think the restraining order applies to the victim, you’re too stupid to participate in crime.

aka: “the restraining order literacy crisis:
a case study in this bitch not knowing jack shit.”

📢✨🤦‍♀️

girl.
no, you did not.

he REALLY LET YOU?

oh sweetie,
he must hate you.

like…
i don’t know
who needs to tell
the side-hoe this,
but clearly
no one in her life
has ever looked her
in the eye and said:

👇😑

✨“sweetie… a restraining order is not against the VICTIM.”✨

omfg.
is this real life?
like, are you ok??
have you never opened
a google doc?
has your brain been
unplugged since 1990?

✨“she violated the restraining order!”✨

babe.
how?
did i restrain myself??
did i accidentally no-contact… my own self???

🫠

are you hearing you?

—

✦ for educational purposes only
(girl, read slow):
…🧠💥🏆🤔

—

step 1:
a restraining order
is against the person
who got violent.
not the person
who survived it.

🤡

step 2:
the victim cannot
violate the restraining order.
because
it
is
not
against
the
victim.

🤡

that’s like calling
the fire department
to report the house for
“being on fire wrong.”

🚨‼️🤡

“hi, 911? yeah the victim is,
like, existing in public and it’s making me…
uncomfortable. can you arrest her?”

were you serious????

girl shut up.

—

✦ “but she posted online!”

and???
posting online is not contacting anyone.
posting online is not stalking anyone.
posting online is not “violating”
anything except your ability to mind your business.

🤯🚨✨🏆

if you don’t like it,
don’t read it.
this isn’t a hostage situation.
no one duct-taped your eyes open.

i’m genuinely shocked
you could be
this fucking laughable.

reading my page is a choice babe,
not a crime scene.

🙃✨

—

✦ “but she wrote about her life!”

yeah.
🗣️ it’s my life.
my story.
my ptsd.
my trauma.
my website.

if you want a protagonist arc,
girl,
go get your own domain.

✦ the real question here:

to the
adult emo reject,
HONEY—
🫵🤣 did he just not tell you???

did he…forget
to mention that you
🚨were the one entering contact territory?🚨
that you
were the one
popping up like a psycho
in my notifications?
that you
were the one
rolling around the internet
like a court-ordered
goddamn hazard sign?

✋😬🤚

because
last time i checked,
third-party contact is…
wait,
hold on,
let me slip into my teacher voice:

fucking illegal. 🧠💡

…

not on my end.
on yours.
oops.

what…the fuck? 🚨📣✨

bro,
like someone call nasa

because the level
of orbiting she’s doing???
astronomical.

girl’s out here
circling my pages
like a moon that never
learned fucking boundaries
and then calling the cops
because she got dizzy.

🚀🪐💫😒✨

✦ for the court
of fucking common sense

you ✨cannot report the victim✨
for violating the order.
you can only report
your man for violating the order.
and guess what?
he absolutely did.
now…multiple times.✨
publicly.
on record. ✨
with you standing there like

✨🤡 “teehee what’s a statute?” 🤡✨

…

o…m…g,
🥺💔
babe.
your whole argument
just incriminated yourself.

next time,
ask a grown-up
before calling
a fucking institution.

✨✋😬🤚👀🚔🚨🤫✨

—

p.s. babe…
are you trying to get her fucked?
bro—a low-key exit plan?

like genuinely…
you didn’t warn her?
you didn’t give her a basic breakdown?
you didn’t say,
“hey maybe don’t self-incriminate on my behalf”?

…

goddamn
king
tier
behavior…

👑💩✨

colorado statutes i accidentally tripped over while minding my own business 🏛️🕊️⚖️

omg.

the law is so interesting.

i really
keep telling people
i’m literally
just reading colorado law
like a nerd
with trauma and a toddler.
i’m not
✨pointing fingers✨
i’m not naming criminals.
i’m not saying anyone did anything.

—

😀

i’m just saying:
these statutes exist.
and the way they read???
wildly interesting.
academically.
philosophically.
cosmically.
lol.

—

ok, so—

🥰

✦ exhibit a: crs 18-5-112✨

aka: “oopsie-woopsie i forgot to tell you the truth before you signed that”

colorado basically said:
“if you trick someone into signing something,
or just… let them believe the wrong thing,
and you benefit?
babe, that’s a whole-ass statute.”

not saying anyone did this.
lol.

—

✦ exhibit b: crs 18-5-102✨

aka: “congrats, that e-sign click counts as your literal signature in the eyes of god and colorado”

babe!
forgery is not just forged checks…
colorado said
“if you falsely complete something electronically? yup. that counts too.”

i’m not accusing anyone
of clicking shit they shouldn’t have.
i’m just saying:
the law REALLY treats
those docu-sign bing-bong clicks
like they’re the magna carta.

—

✦ exhibit c: crs 18-5-211✨

aka: “insurance fraud but make it premium-flavored”

apparently,
if your money is supposed
to keep Policy A alive but…
suddenly it’s “oopsie it lapsed”
or “surprise!
this is now Policy B
that benefits someone else”?
colorado calls that… spicy.

once again:
not saying anyone did this to me.
i’m just staring at the statute like it’s a jump scare.

—

✦ exhibit d:✨domestic violence

aka: “why these laws hit different
when you’re a dv survivor who paid for everything”

—

now layer in:
🔥 pregnancy.
🔥 postpartum brain fog.
🔥 isolation.

lol. not saying that’s me…
the overlap is…
narratively rich.

but i am just saying:
colorado legislators
✨really sat down and drafted laws✨
that read like they were time-traveling
into someone’s marriage paperwork

—

like…

🏆 crs 18-6-800.3 🏆

aka: “colorado said domestic violence is not just punching, babes”

…

colorado literally defines domestic violence as:

an act
or threatened act of violence
against an intimate partner plus
any other crime against a person
or property (or even an animal)
when used for
🕊️ coercion,
🕊️ control,
🕊️ punishment,
🕊️ intimidation,
🕊️ or revenge.

so like…

if you’re in (or were in) an intimate relationship
and someone weaponizes
💫 money,
💫 assets,
💫 paperwork,
💫 accounts,
💫 pets,
💫 your stuff
as a way to
control you,
🕯️ punish you,
🕯️ scare you,
or
🕯️get revenge?

yikes.

colorado is like:
✨“yeah, that still counts as domestic violence. next question.”✨

👏
👏
👏

damn.

idk who they were thinking of…
but wow, queen, fucking relatable.

—

so ✨in conclusion✨

🫶🥹

i’m not a prosecutor.
i’m just someone who
apparently can’t scroll through
the colorado revised statutes without going,
“lol wait… that’s a thing??”

that’s so fucking interesting.

—

lol.

i’m not ✨accusing✨
anyone of violating anything.
i’m just saying:
it’s interesting.
and sometimes “interesting”
is the loudest word in the english language.

🏛️🕊️⚖️

maybe i’ll cry if you say it meaner. 🕊️✨

what do the opps do
when
step one of the playbook
“make her cry”
just…
doesn’t fucking land.

✋😊

like bro
you are raising your voice
in a climate-controlled room
over zoom,
while my toddler
nails me in the skull
with a crayon
and i’m just
sitting there blinking:

this is your moment
get it, king.

🗣️🔥😒

but for real
my dad was calling me
names at four
in a kitchen with no witnesses
no transcript
no objection, tragically.

my fear radar,
is like “is this death?”

nah?
ok, continue.

and no.
my childhood
didn’t turn me into
🏆 an eternal victim; 🏆
it turned me into
someone who
✨ notices patterns,
✨ writes shit down, and
✨ refuses to be gaslit
about what actually happened.

—

so honestly
if you think
i’m afraid to be called dumb?
if you’re a little crueler about it—
i might lose my shit???

bro. no.

✨🙃✨

(takes notes)

i’m just out here like—

“omg i’m dumb??
that’s crazy—lemme go
write that down
in my little feelings diary
and focus on a real fucking problem.”

yo.

if volume or cruelty
killed me
babe—
you’d be talking to a fucking ghost.

—

truly. i’ve—
🥰 heard it.
🥰 lived it.
🥰 didn’t die.
because,
yes—i’m learning.
yes, i am imperfect.
but i’m still ✨genuinely trying✨…

and i don’t lie about what i don’t know.

—

so yeah.
✨ i can say that.
✨ i can own that.

but homie.

the bar for
“scary man yelling”
was set in like 1993
and heartbreakingly,
you’re not clearing it.

like damn

🚫 you can’t hit me
🚫 you can’t corner me
🚫 you can’t block me in a room
🚫 you can’t choke me out mid-second trimester.

all
you can legally do
is mispronounce my name
call my entire life “meritless”
and pray
i mix up a date.

😌🙏✨🕊️

damn.
i mean, bless your heart.
i made a mistake?
i am sorry.
i’ll fix it. i’ll do better.

💫

and i mean that.

for real.
i’m not here to flex—
i’m here because
what happened to me is wrong.

💖

—

but hey—
my nervous system
already met
the boss level
way before i met civil pro

(which i have mad respect for…) 🏛️🕊️⚖️

so
when
you lean in all dramatic like,
“ms. lowe, this shit is…incomprehensible”

🧘‍♀️🪷✨

—

my body’s just like:

okie doke.
well, i’ll look that over.
and hey.
we’ve survived fucking worse.
and shit,
i’m not dying.
and i know—i’m not lying.

because honestly,
it’s not about the money.
it never was.

it’s about
the fact that
it even happened.

🫥🕯️

yo.
while
i was
so.
fucking.
vulnerable—
and truthfully,
really [fucking] trusted y’all.
because,
”hi, remember me?”
yes.
✨you induced that shit✨
you
intentionally
initiated the relationship.
and look,
that’s a real issue.

and still,
i never
even want revenge.
i wanted answers.
but i’ll take accountability instead.

😐✌️

what in the semantic bullshit?

breaking news:
a dv survivor,
single mom—
on food stamps
uses a metaphor
on her own website
and a whole-ass firm
reacts like i lit their headquarters on fire.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

apparently,

“i’m gunna burn
everything
fucking
down.
(figuratively)”

turns into:
“she really said she’s going to light this shit on fire”

…🥺🥺🥺

are y’all serious??

sweetheart,
it’s called rhetorical hyperbole.

aka: spicy, exaggerated language people use when they're pissed

am i confusing
because my mom was a grammar teacher?
the fuck is going on here?

honestly,
…what y’all are doing???
seems like…
a misstatement
of the undeniable…
accurate significance
of the quote.

lol because
no “figuratively???”
no context?
just vibes and name-calling??

yikes.

like babe.
that doesn’t feel like “evidence.”
that’s you taking a sentence,
ripping off its seatbelt,
and shoving it into oncoming traffic.

🔥🔥🔥

…

here’s what that paragraph actually says,
for the next character assassination:

i’m mad because:

if i ever find out a firm
and my own “advisors”
helped set the stage
for my near-death dv assault

while mocking me internally

as i bought policies
that they knew
i couldn’t afford
because they’d already drained me

…

then yeah,
i’m going to
“burn everything down (figuratively)”
by which i clearly mean:

🕊️ regulators
🕊️ courts
🕊️ complaints
🕊️ timelines
🕊️ records

homie,
i’m not talking about matches.
i’m talking about accountability.

because:

🙏 we almost fucking died.
🙏 they watched a pregnant woman get financially gutted,
🙏 physically assaulted,
🙏 erased from her own legal documents,
🙏 and they still act like they did nothing wrong.

translation:
i’m describing
systemic misconduct
and institutional negligence.
i’m saying
i’m going to torch their narrative
with the truth,
not their building with gasoline.

honey.
that’s what figuratively MEANS.

🙏

we need to
reinstate the vocabulary tests, yo.
this shit is bad.

so when you quote just:
“i’m gunna burn everything fucking down”
and conveniently crop out:
“(figuratively)”

and ignore:

💖 the dv context,
💖 the fiduciary context,
💖 the regulatory context,

you’re not
“concerned about the sanctity of the rules.”
you’re running
a personal smear campaign
with a court caption on top.

bro,
that’s not a threat.
that’s protected speech + trauma humor + a woman finally saying:

you oversaw dv,
financial abuse,
and quiet erasure of my rights
and you acted like it was
”business as usual”— just casual af.

🦄🌈✨🧚‍♀️

the only thing i’m trying to burn down
is the bullshit.

✶

quote me correctly, on that.

yo. this is my civic duty; not perfect, just documented as hell. 📂🧾⚖️🫡

lol.

this is my
civil fucking duty.

because it happened.
that’s why.

—

because for real??
institutions don’t regulate themselves.
they protect themselves.
until someone
problematic walks in and says,
“hey. no. let’s actually run that back.”

—

because what they did to me
wasn’t just personal.
it was structural.
and when harm is structural,
telling the truth
becomes public service.

—

yo, so—

✦ i didn’t sue because i’m mad.
i sued because
it’s true.
like… facts.
evidence.
a literal timeline.
me. 👏i’m the timeline.👏

✦ not a perfect victim? cool.
also not a fictional one.
🫱🏼‍♀️ you can…
deep dive
the socials,
the gmail,
the venmos,
the birth records,
the blog history —
it still happened.

💔

✦ this is not a vibes-based lawsuit.
i’m not
manifesting accountability.
i’m filing for it.

✦ i’m not still talking because i’m bored.
i’m talking because
y’all really did all that.
on the record. 💕
in writing.
with forms.
and witnesses.
and underwriting.
and bills i paid.
and signatures you accepted.
and now you wanna act confused?

lol.
no.

✦ i’m not in court to win a popularity contest.
i’m here because y’all don’t know
how to act unless someone files a pleading.

🧃☹️

✦ this isn’t complicated:
something happened.
i know it.
you know it.
your lawyer definitely knows it.
and i’m not
going to stop saying it
just because
you’re hoping i’ll get tired.
i will not.

🥺🔥🔥

✦ i’m not suing because i “feel wronged.”
i’m suing because
homie, i was.
objectively.
legally.
in a way that would concern
any adult with a functioning conscience
and access to a civil code.

🙏📖😌🕊️

✦ you think i’m embarrassing?
girl, no.
embarrassing
is a whole institution
gaslighting a new mom
while invoicing her monthly.

what’s embarrassing
is you putting that in writing.

🤡🤸💥

✦ i didn’t make this shit up.
i didn’t twist it.
i sadly…didn’t need to.
y’all handed me a case file
by just being yourselves.
and i’m supposed
to feel bad for noticing?

nope.

🤯💫

✦ i didn’t file this because i’m trying to “win.”
i filed this because
y’all already did so much damage
and i’m the only one standing here
actually willing to say,
“hey um. that wasn’t normal.”

😦…

✦ this is not a misunderstanding.
this is the
documented result of your own actions.
and i’m just the one
who had the balls—
(unfortunately)
to organize the folder.

babe,
realistically?

this shit was
👏extremely dangerous👏

and look
i want the truth to stay public✨
i want my kid
to grow up
knowing her mom
told the truth
even when it
was fucking inconvenient.

so yeah,
i want my money back,
sure,
but mostly
i want
y’all to stop pretending
this was a
goddamn misunderstanding
when it was
a design.

😳👉👈

…

honestly?
you don’t need to like me.
you don’t need to
vibe with my delivery.
you don’t even need to believe in trauma.
you just need to explain
how i allegedly invented all this,
retroactively documented it—
while sleep-deprived,
chasing a toddler,
cleaning houses,
broke,
mid–breakdown???

👍🙂✨

…

hmmm.

why though??
for the character assassination?
nah.

but yikes.
feels more like
we are literally exposing
how easy it is
to weaponize systems
against the most vulnerable —
and how hard it is
to undo that damage
when no one believes you.

truthfully,
that’s why i haven’t shut the fuck up.

🫡✨

screen capture this: 🧚‍♀️✨ why i will die on this hill 🦄🙂💖

let’s just clear the air real quick:

when i said i wanted to
“legally fight douchebags”
…for a living??

i literally meant:
💥 slumlords.
💥 predatory lenders.
💥 corporate fuckery.

not…
the people
legally obligated
to make excuses for them 💫

nah.
out of pocket.
absolutely out of context.

respectfully?
i’m not even mad at y’all.
i never have been—
i’m just not gonna let you narrate me.

—

y’all
keep trying
to make me the…
🗣️🔥 “angry ex-wife.”

but bro.
if that were true?

…

damn,
you’d be
tagged in a livestream
from the backseat
of an uber,
i’d be absolutely
chain-smoking American Spirits
in a robe
talking about “divine feminine karma”
with glitter eyeshadow and
full-blown audacity.
but…i’m not.

🤱💖

i’m just the one who:
(unfortunately)

✨ funded a con
✨ paid every bill
✨ signed every doc
✨ got removed from paperwork
and is
somehow
still being told…
✨ i wasn’t really involved✨

🦄🌈✨🧚‍♀️

y’all,
come on.
i didn’t even cry.
i just filed.

—

so be honest.

you brought
in my husband,
induced me to fund it—
you reviewed my finances
you saw i owned everything,
paid the bills,
carried the credit,
filled out the apps
you saw i was the only
adult in the goddamn room
and your conclusion was:

✨ give him the ownership
✨ remove her from visibility
✨ still send her the invoices
✨ conceal an improper relationship

🤫

messy mistake?
i wish.
but babe,
that’s not a billing error.
that’s a business model.
that’s zero oversight,
while your own rep
onboards me via instagram DM.

👀👏💫

and then blocks me,
when i start asking
legally relevant questions
like…
✦ why am i not the owner?
✦ why are you acting like
i didn’t attempt to roll over my IRA?
✦ why won’t you answer
why my husband’s location
is literally at your apartment????
✦ why didn’t you ever open up
a line of communication besides instagram?????

BABE.
…while taking my money?
and personally managing the
✨ beneficiary status✨ on my life policy
during lethal DV with your cubicle bestie????

ok.
yeah, i’m uncomfortable with that.
but what about…

✨ who has goddamn ownership of my child’s policy—i clearly initiated???
✨ or any fucking clarity on my husband’s policy…i was funding???
✨ or, why did you enter my home days after birth???
✨ and hold my newborn???

professionally???

…

nah???
just blocked?

hmmmm.

lmfao.
bro, seems like
lawfully fucking ✨appropriate✨
questions to me.

…

but cool.
behaving like that’s not
literally the main true crime plot but OK.

—

so.
why do i still talk about it?

because i’m still…
👏 subsidizing it 👏

🦄✨😊💔

in…real money.
in real time.

like…

i cover minimum
$1k/month in aftermath —
literally rationing food,
lost
every,
single…
policy,
borrowing tuition money
from my best friend,
and that’s
after maxed-out fed loans —
so my daughter
doesn’t feel
the financial hit
from her father’s refusal
to pay any child support—
and complete abandonment,
while he retains counsel
against his own family—
with that exact money.
and babe
so i don’t lose
the fucking education
i already paid for.
lol.
can you imagine???

✨💖💍🙂

and why do i…document it?

because the last time i didn’t,
i got fucking
🧚‍♂️🪄✨economically annihilated
while people smiled
and said
“everything’s his!
and also—
your husband’s like…
on my couch! lol”

…

so…is that…regulated???
that’s supervision???

😈

lol.
nah.

sweet pea.
i don’t think
you’re the problem.
✨i think the system is✨
i just refuse
to act brand new about it.
and look,
i’m not letting
that shit happen to anyone else.

yo,
i’m not loud
because i’m unhinged.
i’m loud because
silence didn’t protect me.

📖✨🦄🎭🤫