sorry i missed the family reunion; 🚩 i was busy dodging incest and my husband’s lewd-ass livestreams. ✨🤮✨

🚩

yeah.
they’re all
really,
really pissed at me.

—

i can tell because
instead of addressing
what fucking ✨happened✨
they keep
slandering me
like i’m
the goddamn disgrace.

✨🤡 🚩“you don’t talk to your family.”
✨🤡 🚩“you burned bridges.”
✨🤡 🚩“you’re difficult.”
✨🤡 🚩“you are the fucking problem.”

cool bro.

so NOW—
let’s talk about ✨why.✨

—

here’s what
🚫 i refused 🚫
to fucking normalize 💫

i didn’t want
to stay in my father’s house.
the same house
where he was
🗣️💥 regularly exposing himself. 🔥🔥

…at the same time,

🗣️ my husband was
🗣️ downstairs in the living room,
💥 doors open,
🗣️ live‑streaming himself, 🔥🔥🔥
💥 feet away
💥 from me
💥 and my fucking infant.

✨🚫 YES.🚫✨

two adult men.
😵💫
two disgusting ass
✨👹🤜🏼🤛🏼👹✨
separate patterns.
both reckless,
documented,
on record.

—

and i was
supposed to just…
stay quiet?
smile?
expose my kid to that shit???

✨🤮✨

be grateful for a roof
while my child absorbed
that environment?

🗣️✨fuck no.✨

so
yeah bitch,
i walked away

i walked away from people who:

🔥 minimized sexual misconduct
🔥 ignored live‑recorded abuse
🔥 told me i was “overreacting”
🔥 expected me to sacrifice my child’s safety for their comfort

and now
they’re SO mad.

because when you leave
the horrendous-ass cycle,
the cycle loses YOU.

—

and i’m the “fucked up one” now?

lol.
ok.
sure.
✨ i’m the failure of a daughter.
✨ the failure of a wife.
✨ the failure of a parent —

…according to people
who
💥 abandon their own children,
💥 abuse their families
or
💥 were goddamn present
💥 while harm happened and
💥 chose fucking denial.

hey,
or maybe—
YOU
(⭐🇨🇱)

✨DECIDED✨

to expose
your own 🔥 fucking 🔥 kids 🔥
to the exact same bullshit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

congrats✨💫

—

yeah y’all.

i canceled relationships
with people who,
on video,
on record,
were doing exactly
what i’m fucking describing.

—

if that makes me
the stupid bitch???
the fucking problem????

🗣️ fine.
i’ll wear that shit.
goddamn proudly.

🏠🔥

this is domestic violence. full stop. 💸✨🪦✨

ok, so.

💸✨🪦✨💰

i need everyone
to stop fucking playing
that abuse ends
when the punches stop.

✨🤫🥊✨

baby,
it doesn’t. 🤑

per the
U.S. National Coalition
Against Domestic Violence:

✨👤🫵🏻

economic abuse
is when an abuser
“controls a victim’s ability
🔥 to acquire,
🔥 use,
🔥 and maintain
economic resources,”
🤰🏼👶🏼💸✨
trapping them in
dependence and instability.

✨🪦✨

sweetheart.

he didn’t stop abusing me.
he goddamn changed weapons.

💸💸💸💸

this is the reality

i am
✨the sole caretaker of his child.✨
a baby.
22 months old.

he knows this. 💰

there is
a court order
for child support.
clear amount.
clear start date.
clear enforcement path.

👏🏻✨💰

he has paid…
nothing.

besides one (1)
👏🏻✨💰
$100 payment 💥💥
that comes out to
exactly
.30 a day.😵💫
the same morning
i goddamn outted
his first awkward-ass
alleged “affair”
💍🤫❤️‍🔥
(see here)

lmfao.

YES 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻✨

—

✨✍️✨

that is not an accident.
sweetie,
that is an action. 💫

let’s be specific,
since people love
pretending
this is “complicated”
or his counsel
feigning
that they
don’t comprehend…

✨✋😬🤚✨💰

💥💥
”two
orders
already
exist”
😵💫🥴🤑

…

ok.

✊🏻🥺

💥 protect that deadbeat, bro.

💸💸💸💸
💸💸💸
💸💸
💸

✨🕊️💰💰💰

…

babe.
are you ok???
🗣️⚠️ y’all passed the bar???
…right??
🗣️⚠️ y’all know what “court order” means???
because
homie—

🔥🔥🔥 this is economic domestic violence. 🔥🔥🔥

—

to recap
for the people
still protecting abusive men:
economic DV includes:

💥 withholding financial support 💸
💥 ignoring court‑ordered obligations 💸
💥 leaving one parent to absorb all childcare costs 💸
💥 using money to control, punish, or destabilize 💸
💥 creating chronic scarcity that limits safety and choice 💸

shit.
it is recognized
in domestic violence frameworks
because it produces
the same outcome
as physical violence:

✨fear.
✨instability.
✨dependence.
✨exhaustion.
✨loss of autonomy.

💰💰💰

—

homie,
🔥 cosigned $600 a month carnote—
🔥 promised he’d pay it
(mid-his cheating/lying “career launch”)
✨👤🫵🏻
🔥 then totaled
🔥 my paid off vehicle—
🔥 3 days before i gave birth
🔥 used the cash value
🔥 to pay off the credit card debt
🔥 he ran up on my cards
🔥 I PAID to fix the vehicle✨💫
🔥 he drove it into the fucking ground
🔥 and then dumped us
🔥 with all the fucking debt.✨
🔥 and $3k more in car repairs
🔥 when he fucking bounced!!!
💸✨🪦✨

🔥 oh!
🔥 and stole my tuition refund✨💫
🔥 and then used our dependent benefits
🔥 to support some random-ass woman’s kids!!✨

in fucking…TEXAS. ⭐🇨🇱🔥 🔥 🔥

🤠👍✨

babe!
this is
TOP 👏🏻
TIER 👏🏻
ABUSIVE. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

🌶️🤠🐎🔥🔥🔥

…

the only difference
is there are
no goddamn bruises
to fucking document.

but yo!

🗣️⚠️ this is a fucking chokehold

🔥 every week
🔥 he doesn’t pay
🔥 is pressure on my throat.

not metaphorically.
fucking functionally. 💸🔥🔥

—

because while he
withholds ALL money,
i still have to:

🏠💥 feed our child
🏠💥 house our child
🏠💥 insure our child
🏠💥 transport our child
🏠💥 protect our child

babe!
✨ i cannot opt out.
✨ i cannot pause.
✨ i cannot “just not.”

he knows that. 💸

…

that’s why it works.✨💫

🗣️⚠️ stop calling it neglect.
🗣️⚠️ it’s violence.

🗣️⚠️ against his own baby.

—

babe.
neglect is passive.

this is fucking deliberate.

🗣️⚠️ he is not “unable.”
he’s out with
another chick’s children.
🔥 ball parks.
🔥 drinking.
🔥 partying.
🔥 concerts.
🔥 raves.
🔥 holidays
🔥 traveling with his side hoe.

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑

shit.
he is choosing
not to pay
while knowing it forces me into:

⚠️ constant financial crisis
⚠️ FOOD SHORTAGES
⚠️ credit damage
⚠️ housing precarity
⚠️ nervous system collapse
⚠️ zero margin for error

💸💸💸

yo!!!
that is coercive control.

that is punishment.

…

that is fucking domestic violence. 🏠🔥

ok but,
here’s the part
that should make
the room go quiet

when this continues —
when enforcement stalls,
when institutions delay,
when people minimize it —

you are not fucking neutral.

🗣️⚠️ you are
part of the mechanism.

💸💸💸

because
abuse doesn’t stop
just because it’s bureaucratic.

the baby still eats.
the bills still come.
the chokehold stays tight.

✨🏆✨

call it what it is
or stop pretending
you care about survivors

—

nah.
this is not a “support dispute.”
this is not “family court drama.”
this is not bitterness.

this is ongoing domestic violence,
🤜🏻💥😵💸
carried out through money,
enabled by stalling,
and disguised as paperwork.

✨🤡💸 🚩

no fists.
same outcome.

—

✨💵💵💵✨

baby!
don’t believe me??
check the docs!

✨🕊️🧾

✨👤 zero witnesses; or… abandonment 101 🏠💥

✶ abandonment 101

…

abandonment?
it wasn’t chaos—
it was neglect. 💫

it wasn’t
one big betrayal.
it was the empty space
around everything.

✨👤👤👤👤✨

nothing ever
got documented.
no one ever showed up.
no one ever said “this matters.”

🦗🦗🦗

—

no.
zero witnesses.
absence did
the real damage.

💀😐

every milestone??
passed like it was
awkward to acknowledge.👏🏻✨
like celebrating me??
would’ve required effort
or honesty✨
or just
✨admitting i fucking existed.✨

🚫 so they didn’t.🚫

yo,
straight up.
i’ve heard the excuses.
but i’ve got—
🙏 two brothers,
🙏 two sisters-in-laws,
🙏 countless cousins,
🙏 three fucking parents,
and
✨✍️✨
nine months
is a long-ass time
to plan a fucking celebration.
but nah. 👏🏻
it also
explains why
✨no one noticed 🤰🏼✨
i was walking around
at the end of my pregnancy
covered in fucking bruises 🔥🔥🔥🔥
because
🚫 nobody was checking the fuck in.

🤜🏻💥😵

—

for real.
when things were good?
it was disregarded. 🔥
shit was treated like
optional events. 🔥
when things were bad???
it was minimized. 🔥
but when things were dangerous???
yo.
everyone assumed
someone else
would fucking handle it.
🔥🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻

but fuck.
no one did.🔥💫

either way,
i got the whole-ass message.
i was on my own.

and listen,
certain individuals
love 💖🥰💞
to pretend
💥abandonment💥
is melodramatic.
homie, it’s not.
it’s goddamn executive.

—

because what
you actually mean is:
✨i see what’s happening to you
and i’m choosing not to get involved.✨

it’s when nobody assigns
themselves to you.
it’s when everyone assumes
there’s another 👏🏻
goddamn grown-up 👏🏻
holding it down. 👏🏻
it’s when silence
becomes the default response
to danger.

🙌🏻🥰💞

and it wasn’t once.
it was every time.

i learned young
that if i waited
for someone to step in,
i’d be waiting forever.
✨🪦✨
so i adjusted.
i carried it.

before it got bad.
while it was bad.
after i survived it anyway. 💫

that’s the part
that fucks with me.

you learn
that being capable
just means
you’ll be left alone longer.

🌈🦄 ✨

you learn that silence isn’t confusion.
it’s a decision.

i wasn’t strong.
i was unattended.
✨🏚️💔

i wasn’t independent.
i was unsupported.
✨🥀😢

i wasn’t dramatic.
i was reacting to the fact
that no one ever came.
✨👤🚫

that’s the part they
love to forget. 🫥

because when you
adapt well enough, 🤙🏼✨
people rewrite your survival
as independence.
and then
they use that rewrite
to justify doing fucking nothing.

✨👤❤️‍🩹🫵🏻

just me figuring shit out
in real time
so nobody could accuse me
of ✨needing too much.✨

🏚️👻👥

they say shit like
🔥 “no one owes you anything.” 🔥
it sounds sterile.
it sounds mature.
it sounds like
a goddamn boundary
instead of what it actually is:
permission to opt the fuck out.

✊🏻🥺

i guess we were
supposed to just…die???

word. ✨🕊️

like damn,
you don’t miss
someone’s whole
fucking life by accident.

😶‍🌫🫤🙂🕳️

—

that phrase
only comes out
when someone
wants to explain
why they didn’t help.

✨✋😬🤚✨

bro.
nobody
says that shit
when things are chill.

👤📱...💭?

what fucked me up
wasn’t being left once.
it was being left
every time it actually mattered.

✨🎻😔

before it was obvious.
while it was unsafe.
after it was irreversible.

just the expectation
that i’d handle it.
quietly.
gracefully. 💫
without making anyone uncomfortable.

🤞🏻🥹✨

—

and when i
finally cracked?
cut everyone off??? 🏚️💔
they didn’t ask
what broke me.
nah.
they asked why
i was “stuck on the past.”

yo.
i wasn’t stuck.
i was goddamn counting.
and the past???
is right fucking now.
still happening.

🏠💥💫

i was doing
pattern recognition
like my life depended on it.
because it did.

this isn’t bitterness.
it’s fucking inventory.

😢🌧️

i didn’t grow up protected.
i grew up…fucking alone.

and
i survived it.
that’s not a flex.
that’s the fucking problem.

🏚️💔🌧️

procedural menace of ✨CRCP✨🔫💀⚖️🔥—accused by many, followed by none

so
according to filings,
i am—
and i quote
the energy,
🔋✨🧘✨⚡💫
not the words—

💥 the procedural menace of rule 121. 💥

💥 the outlaw.
💥 the civ pro felon.
…the woman who…
💥 😭 “simply refuses to comply” (pg.1, intro) and
💥 😭 “persists in misrepresenting” (pg.2) and
💥 😭 “deliberately increases burden” (pg.3).

…

damn.
you’d think
i was out here
lighting the colorado rules of civil procedure on fire🔥
🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔮🐺🌕🌲✨🌙
and dancing barefoot around the ashes,
howling at the goddamn moon.

…😦

meanwhile—✨here we are✨
witnessing
what can
only be described as
a 🏆 collaborative reimagining of civil procedure, 🏆
where
”initial disclosure” ✨💫
is less of a production
and
more of an
✨aesthetic experience that lacks reason✨.

…

like
no babe.
🚫 you’re not getting structure—
you’re getting a sensory exercise.✨💫

❌ no labels,
❌ no groupings,
❌ nah—not chronological order,
just raw data and emotional convolution.

—

we got:

✨pdfs without context
✨screenshots of screenshots produced 4x in different spots!
✨document names like NMDISC_001_013_3A_FINALrealREALnativev2.pdf
✨blank pages titled “produced in native format” (thank you, i feel spiritually nourished)

…

sweet holy spirit,
it’s not disorganization.
it’s aura-based disclosure.
a procedural moodboard. 🌈🧚‍♀️💞

bro—
this is a litigation rorschach test:
what you find says
more about you
than the case.

📁🔍✨

and babe,
the emails???? 😦💀✨
but the emails…
jesus.
mary.
and joseph.

✨the emails.✨

…

squad,
there’s regular email protocol,
and then there’s ✨whatever this was.✨

it read like
a multi-firm group chat
that escaped containment.

the vibe?

✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

picture 📸💥…
🔥 multiple
🔥 territorial
🔥 gangs of attorneys
each holding a calendar
and absolutely none of them
holding ✨the same one.✨

nah,
i’m not kidding.

❌ they’re not communicating—
they’re summoning.

yo.
this is
❌😭 not scheduling—
it’s a
jurisdictional gang fight (👊👥💥🩸)
conducted entirely
through reply-all.

📅💀✨

(bro, kinda…unnecessary tbh.)

…

this shit feels like:

❌ we’re not picking a trial date.
✨🕊️ nah. ✨
we’re resisting linearity.
✨ delaying with intention. ✨
and the months?
not chosen.
claimed.

🤺💥✨ the august faction
posted on one corner.

🤺💥✨ the september crew
posted on another.

🤺💥✨ the rogue november set
asking for turf
the clerk literally said
does not exist 😌🙏✨🕊️
in this timeline.

…

bro…
this is not preparing;
this was civil-procedure fight club.
✨🤫🥊✨
⏰ round 1: availability
⏰ round 2: contradictions
⏰ round 3: spiritual misunderstandings of what dates exist

🗓️🦅🔥

like —

❌ “not july.”
❌ “not august.”
❌ “september is giving no.”
❌ baby! time is not a calendar — it’s a (fucking) ✨feeling.✨

🏛️🕊️⚖️

we are
really out here,
a dozen legal professionals deep—
each faction gripping
their own sacred google calendar 🔫✨
like it’s a gang flag.

✨🇺🇸✨

the counselors?
❌ not communicating—
circling each other
like sanctioned combatants
in a procedural octagon.

📅 ✨🔫💀

yo.

and yet—
the conviction.
my god, the conviction.

✨🎻🥹

💥 to file it.
💥 to send it.
💥 to cc the court.
💥 to cc ten people.
💥 to cc people who have been cc’d so long they’re spiritually CC’d.

✨🤜💥🤛✨

🖤 even when the arguments wander.
🖤 even when the evidence drifts.
🖤 even when the email chain looks like it lost the will to live.

yo. standing ovation.

😭💥📨

…

just seems
kinda bizarre.
because like,
y’all are
zigzagging around—
✨🤪😵‍💫🫨
straight ducking
what feels like…
the basics 📋✔️🥴

…
and yet—
there’s me. 😄💫✨
✨ actually attempting compliance,
✨ exhibiting baseline cognitive continuity,
✨ deploying citations with intent,
✨ exercising civility,
with, dare i say,
brace yourselves—
🔥 a coherent,
🔥 chronologically-sequenced narrative arc
🔥 and adherence to linear time itself.

💀⚖️😦

…

but yo.
someone
run diagnostics
on this
collective behavior.💫✨
because the cognitive dissonance is deafening.

🙏😌🕊️✨🤷‍♂️✨

WAIT… you buried me in ✨yoga✨ because the paperwork is COOKED??? 🥘🍳🔥💀

BRO.
i finally read
”the documents”
…

🥘🍳🔥🥲

…

and now?
omg.
i get the hysteria….

LIKE…

🗣️🔥 the paperwork was hot garbage
so they tried to drown me in yoga posts.

damn.
i’m disgusted.
and also a little
impressed by the audacity.

✨💀✨

—

what you
were holding
in your hand wasn’t
a policy packet.✨💫
NOPE.
that shit was a
liability time bomb 💥💥
wrapped in postnatal chaos
and a birth certificate.

and y’all said:

✨“nah it’s fine,
so what we made this woman
sign while she was on Vicodin??”✨

🥲

then
months later,
when the timeline
and the math
and the crime wave
start syncing up?
you’re like:

✨“quick! print out her instagram from 2017.
that’ll stop the fraud from being… fraud.”✨

—

WHAT???

😭💀💯

no
because
this part is wild:

you recruited him 💋
in the exact timeline—
that
this dude
couldn’t even
get back
into 💥the armed forces💥
and your response
was like:

“well, the army’s loss is our internal liability crisis!”

💥😂💀 yo.

and THEN 💥💥💥
you put him
out to the world✨💫
as a…safe financial representative????

…

who are you,
the death star of compliance???

🤣😭🪦✨

YO.

y’all sent it
because
y’all saw
that whole paperwork arc
and immediately said:

“oh shit” 😭💀

because
homie,
this wasn’t ✨recruiting✨
this was
vibes-based onboarding. 🔥🔥
like the army said
🗣️⚠️ “absolutely fucking not.”

and y’all were like

“aw, come here, king, let’s make you a fiduciary.”✨💫

nooooo. 🥲
like—
WHAT WERE THE REQUIREMENTS??

…BREATHING???
my brothers in christ…
💀😂🫂✨🙏😌🕊️

really,
what was this?????

my guy
was a walking
red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩
for the
posterboy of who
should
🚫 never 🚫
be in control
of anyone’s fucking assets…
✨shit—
you had more info
than i did
on my own bloodline—
🏠🔥
lmfao.

—

so…

i’m gonna say it.
🗣️⚠️ this is the most negligent shit i’ve ever seen.
like
legally,
ethically,
organizationally, 😭
✨cosmically negligent.
like

“spiritually disqualifying from fiduciary work
for the next three lifetimes” negligent. ✨🕊️

✨🏆✨

—

and suddenly?

the full stalker campaign—
👀👤🔪✨
posting about
yoga and trauma
and healing and
trying to keep a toddler alive
during a felony case…

makes…perfect…sense.

🙏😌🕊️✨🤷‍♂️✨

…

like…
💥✨WHAT WERE
YOU SUPERVISING???✨💥

…??????

the downfall???
omg.

MY DUTIFUL SQUAD—✨✋😬🤚

🚩 you had every red flag.
🚩 you had every warning sign.
🚩 you had every 💥 goddamn💥 indicator💥
nah but
you clearly knew
🧨💀🔥
this man
should not 🔥
have been near 🔥
a business license 🔥
let alone—
a bottle of fucking Advil.🔥

🫂✨😭 ???

—

bro.
respectfully.
y’all are
cooked,
seasoned,
plated,
and served.

😄✨🍳🔥

but hey,
thank you
for making me
really search
hard for that shit though.

—

💋✨

wait… this was supposed to be intimidation? ✨🤡

lmfao
hold up.
i’m so learning disability lite
✨(no, but really)✨
i didn’t even clock…
WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO SCARE ME???

holy shit. 🤡
babe.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

this is not the flex you think it is.

so let me get this straight:

in late 2025,
a whole group of paid adults
sat around a zoom room
and decided the move was:

🏛️🕊️⚖️

“we’re gonna terrify the dv survivor by
sending her a zip of her own life.
from 2014–2025.
✨ yoga,
✨ essays,
✨ trauma posts,
✨ single-mom grind.
…that’ll scare her.”

✨

bro.
is this the best gaslighting you got?
a ten-gigabyte social scroll?

because listen team—

🗣🔥 i got spit in the face
at eight months pregnant
by a man you still pretend is defendable.
and your strategy is to…
email me my own instagram???✨

okie doke.
and yeah,
nicely organized too.
LOL.

—

but what they actually built is:

a curated, date-stamped, multi-year exhibit of
“this woman is educated, sober, consistent, non-violent,
loves her kid, and pays all her bills on time!”

💖🥰💞

like… thank you?

🙏😌🕊️

ok.

so….you chose to highlight:

✨ me, over a decade, doing yoga instead of doing drugs
✨ me, writing about dv cycles because i grew up in it
✨ me, talking about trying to break patterns so my kid doesn’t repeat them
✨ me, building businesses and paying fkn tuition instead of tanks of gas to go cheat
✨ me, explaining how economic abuse works while being actively economically abused

was this your plan????
this was the paid agenda????

…

🕊️ “ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
behold: ten years of a woman
doing crow pose,
talking about childhood trauma,
and trying to start a non-profit.”

👮‍♂️🚔🚨🔥🔥🔥

do you hear
how stupid
that sounds
once you say it out loud?

—

squad—

🗣🔥 i grew up in dehumanizing dv.
my husband punched me
repeatedly in my third trimester.
there’s an er record.
there are photos.

and you’re rolling in like:

✨“your honor,
we’ve uncovered that she…
has unbelievable core strength
and appears to have great credit.”✨

✨🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

…

congrats…????
you just ran
a full background check
and proved
i’m exactly who i say i am.

✨✍️✨

what it actually says
about the defense squad:

💥 excessive — 10 gigs. really. are you billing someone for that?
💥 voyeuristic — you stalked me better than my ex. congrats.
💥 tone-deaf — my daughter’s in some of those.
💥 irrelevant — most of it predates the policy dates.
💥 sexist as hell — zero men get treated like this.
💥 legally empty — still no rebuttal on your servicing timeline.

—

so to recap???

pattern✨: when institutions
get accused of
financial abuse + negligence,
they: 🤫

1. ignore complaints while it’s quiet

2. retaliate once the survivor goes public

3. fixate on tone, clothes, and social media instead of their own paperwork

—

yo.
i am raising
a toddler completely alone.
you do not scare me.
i am not doing this for fun, y’all.

i’m doing it because:
(write this down ✨✍️✨)

🗣️ this shit looks like fraud.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ok??

but your move…
was…yoga photos?

✨🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

so.
let’s discuss:

the trial visual
they don’t seem to have
thought through

picture it.

them, at trial:

✨“ladies and gentlemen, here’s a 2017 photo of her doing yoga.”✨

—

jury:

💬 ok?
💬 she has a handstand press. stunning.
💬 where are the original policy docs.

—

them again:

“here’s a 2019 post where she talks about generational trauma
and not wanting her kid to grow up like she did.”

—

jury:

💬 so… she’s been clocking patterns for years
💬 she knows what actual dv looks like
💬 and she tried to break it
💬 again: where is the fraud defense, bestie

meanwhile!
the issue stays stupidly simple:

✨ they recruited my husband while he wasn’t stable or paying bills
✨ they mishandled policies and ownership while i was literally funding everything
✨ they ignored conflicts and red flags
✨ their structure let him exploit me financially while i was 9 months pregnant and getting hit

homie!
none of that
lives on instagram.
but!
all of that lives in:

🔥 policy contracts
🔥 billing records
🔥 internal emails
🔥 supervision logs
🔥 beneficiary / owner change trails

dawg, 10gb of:

✨“look how long she’s been trying to not die”✨

…does not erase
one line of that.

homie,
you know what
you DIDN’T find:

🚫 cheating
🚫 lying to get people in trouble
🚫 conspiracies
🚫 child abandonment
🚫 assaults
🚫 secret second families on my end
🚫 me doing drugs!

—

nah
they just proved
that while i was getting
strangled, cheated on,
and financially fucking gutted,
i was still:

🧘🏼‍♀️🧾

✨ fucking-cool,
✨ well-documented,
✨ non-threatening,
✨ goddamn hilarious,
✨ and dangerously honest.

💥 10gb of me being fucking hilarious on the internet for a decade, nice 🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

ok
ok
ok
so here’s what
i’ve gathered after
a mind-numbing amount
of homework on my own life,
✨🧘🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️
my own fucking…
handstand practice,
(??? k?)
my own paper trail,
and my own little corner
of the internet since
like 2015:

…

✨ you ain’t got shit. ✨

and i mean that
in the most technical,
legally-precise way possible:
you do not have an actual defense
against these claims.
you have a vibes packet.

🪷🦋✨

your “evidence” is:

💥 me doing yoga on the internet
💥 me writing long posts about PTSD
💥 me being funny AF on tiktok when i’m not crying in a bathroom
💥 me talking about an ex that didn’t hit me

…

this is all opinion commentary btw 📝

meanwhile,
what i have
(also just… my understanding, my opinion):

💞 police reports with dates and case numbers
💞 restraining orders issued by actual judges
💞 child-support orders he hasn’t followed
💞 underwriting emails and policy logs you produced
💞 internal notes from your own system—
showing you did an
✨ownership switch-up✨
after i signed
all three policies
💞 let him change some shit
💞 after a restraining order
💞 while my bank account was still paying for it

…

and you’re over here like:
“BUT, ✨🧘🏼‍♀️✨
she posted a handstand
in italy one time
and wrote a blog in 2019
so obviously she’s
a micro-influencing menace.”

🔥🔥😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

that’s the defense?
me doing handstands?
me teaching yoga online?
me telling the truth…in order to survive???
me being funny as hell while my life is on fire?

…🤗✨

not:
🚫 “here’s us communicating to her that she’s not the owner.”
not:
🚫 “here is a record of what she actually signed.”
not:
🚫 “here is how our documents make more sense than hers.”
not:
🚫 “this is why we made a dude with a 34 as a credit score…the owner!”

💞…NAH.

✋😬🤚✨

lol.
nope.

just:
“she says ‘fuck’ on the internet
and people believe her
when she talks
about what happened,
and that’s very upsetting to us.”

✨🤡 🚩

in my opinion,
what this really shows is:

✨ you have no way to attack the actual facts

nice work.

so instead???
you’re trying
to put me on trial
for being a dv victim
with a sense of humor,
solid form upsidedown—✨🤸🏼‍♂️
and a goddamn wifi connection.

🤜🏻💥😵 (a sin!)

like sorry
i learned how to dissociate 🧘🏼‍♀️✨
on instagram and then
went to law school instead of dying.
sorry i have 10 years
of timestamps that show
i was in greece doing handstands,
and that there’s
a multi-year
💥 documented history of
his stimulant theft💥—
but YO
not secretly masterminding 🧠🧐✨
some conspiracy against
your billion-dollar brand.
sorry
the worst thing
you can find on me
is that i overshare
and use too many emojis.

🧚‍♀️✨🪦🧘🏼

this is
my opinion
and my commentary
on my own case:
…if the strongest shit
you can say about me is…
—

🗣️✨“she’s goddamn comical
and she posts a fucking LOT,”✨

🤡 🚩🎪🎡✨

…

and
the strongest shit
i can say about you is
—

🗣️🔥“you let an abuser
and his cubicle besties—
hijack life-insurance contracts
for his baby and his wife
without telling her,
then kept pulling money
out of her account
while he was under
a restraining order,”

💫

then
i’m pretty comfortable
with how that looks
lined up next to each other.

✨🕊️

no threats.
no harassment.
just me,
a manual strangulation victim,
looking at a stack
of your own documents
and saying:

👉🤥✨

✨damn…you ain’t got shit.✨

…
and i’ve got receipts.

🔥🧘🏼‍♀️

🗣️⚠️🔥PSA: THEY REALLY, REALLY WANT ✨me✨ TO SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT [actually] HAPPENED

🙏😌🕊️

—

“defendant’s
live‑in girlfriend,
fully aware of the felony dv case
and my protected status,
has
REPEATEDLY used
✨anonymous✨
and 💥 direct reports
to institutions
and police, 👮‍♂️🚔🚨
💋 coordinated social-media activity,
multiple direct comments,
intimidating communications,
and
self-documented surveillance 🔥🔥
of
my
entire life
👀👤🔪✨
to
🔥 RETALIATE 🔥
against me 💥💥
for speaking about the abuse.”

✨🍩☕

bro
REALLY
launched
a full-on
🔥RUIN HER LIFE🔥 campaign™️
despite
the little fact✨💫
that i am
single-handedly
RAISING HIS OWN CHILD
after his
documented
abandonment
🙏😌🕊️
in DIRECT
retaliation for 💥💥—

✨telling the truth.✨

and
honey!!
i’m going to
🗣️⚠️🔥 keep saying it

…

🗣️💥 out loud. 💥

…

because
BABE!!!
🗣️ this is
EXACTLY why
victims don’t report
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

😡🤜💥🤰🏼👶🏼✨

wow. what a horrificly terrifying fact pattern 🏠🔥

aka: “if we pretend the timeline isn’t the timeline, maybe the judge won’t notice the timeline.”

🙏😌🕊️

babe!
they are out here
doing crisis improv,
not law.

✶

because here’s
the problem THEY have
—not me:

once i unintentionally
connected the dots
(that he was:
💥 cheating,
💥 drugging,
💥 spiraling,
💥 financially nonfunctional,
and
💥 assaulting me
during the exact window
THEY were
funneling control
to HIM)
✨🪦✨
their whole
“we did nothing inappropriate :)” 💞
defense
(fucking) evaporated ✨🕊️
like coke on a goddamn dashboard.

💫

…

and baby!!!!

…they know it.

✨✋😬🤚✨

so what do
defense teams do
when the facts are cooked?

…

they pivot to the only remaining strategy:

🔥 act confused.
🔥 pretend the client was stable.
🔥 pretend the timeline isn’t chronological.
🔥 gaslight the record.
🔥 denigrate the vulnerable client.

🤰🏼👶🏼✨

…

sweetheart.
it’s truly giving—

✨🤝 negligent supervision
✨🤝 fiduciary breach
✨🤝 privacy violations
✨🤝 conflicts of interest
✨🤝 failure to disclose material relationships
✨🤝 unfair practices under CRS 10-3-1104
✨🤝 Reg S-P violations
✨🤝 GLBA breaches

…

shit,
they must be clinging to:
“we didn’t know he was cheating
or using drugs, so we didn’t do anything wrong!!!”

🌈🦄 ✨

…

🚫🗣️ but guess what?

THAT defense collapses instantly because:

🚩 they were hanging out with him
🚩 texting him
🚩 sending him money
🚩 meeting him off-site
🚩 supervising him
🚩 “mentoring him”
🚩 onboarding HIS WIFE while hiding their closeness to HIM
🚩 watching him hit rock bottom in real time in THEIR OFFICE
🚩 and still letting him control the policy for the baby SHE was paying for

…

homie.

ignorance is not a defense

✨🤡 🚩

like, do you hear what i’m saying???

🗣️🔥

💬 “your reps acted like his friends, not my fiduciaries.”
💬 “your reps concealed material information.”
💬 “your reps falsely induced me to be the actual payor.”
💬 “your FEMALE reps were calling him in SECRET,
while he was CHEATING w multiple women...
and had no assets”
💬 “your reps allowed my abuser to control my financials,
while y’all weaponized it to advance his coercive abuse.”

🔥🔥🔥🔥

on.
the.
record.

📝✨

so like,
how are you
going to
alter those facts???

…

because listen,

that’s not just bad optics.
that’s a fucking civil suit
💥 BEGGING
💥 TO
💥 FUCKING
💥 TRANSPIRE.

OK.

so…

their formula:

👉 deny the inappropriate conduct
👉 deny the drug timeline
👉 deny the cheating timeline
👉 act like you’re “emotional,” not factual
👉 hope the judge never sees the full records
👉 throw procedure vocab around to distract from behavior
👉 pretend everything was by the book
👉 pray i don’t understand Reg S-P, disclosure duties, or unfair practices statutes

except I DO.
and babe,
looks…

…

🔥 liable as hell 🔥

💅✨💍 when you enter a lifelong contract with the number one attempted homicide suspect 🕊️✨

aka: “is he stressed… or is he drafting the obituary?”

✨so fun!!✨

—

ok so!
let’s walk it back
and look how close—
we got to
actually fucking DYING.

✨💀✨

come on babe!
ready??
this is our—

💥family annihilator💥 edition:

🏠🔥

here are the little indications
your man might be on his familicide arc 🌈💀💞

LET’S FUCKING GO:

—

1. “i feel like a failure” 🥲 but make it homicidal ✨

soooo cute how
job loss + no money + cheating + choking you pregnant
turns into
“i literally have nothing to lose except… you.”

when a man hits the
💥 financial ruin × ego collapse × everybody-leaves-me 💥 combo pack?
academically speaking, that’s called the
“nothing left to lose, everything left to destroy” mode.

✨🪦✨

like babe!
it’s giving:
“if i can’t win, the family won’t be around to remind me.”
💗🔪

—

2. control issues but make it stealing all your income ✂️💘

family annihilators?
baby!
they LOVE control.
deep, bone-deep,
“sell your condo and turn it into
🏆 marital property 🏆 while i beat you”
levels of control.

my man? ✍️✨

✨ isolated me
✨ lived off me
✨ monitored my moves
✨ totaled my paid off car on “substances!”
✨ made pregnancy about HIS emotions
✨ escalated the violence whenever i gained independence or asked QUESTIONS💫

honey,
that’s not “stress.”
that’s family-as-economic control.
so special. 🌈✨

—

3. jealousy + narcissism = homicidal villain fatherhood 💫💀

like wowww he really said:
“you and this baby exist only to accessorize my identity.”

family annihilator logic is basically:
“you disappointed me by being real people instead of props for my lies.”

my husband?
he didn’t just cheat.
he created MULTIPLE replacement lives online
while i’m cleaning toilets and he’s choking me pregnant.

that’s not infidelity.
that’s pre-replacement phase.
💕

—

4. violence escalation (the prenatal edition) 🫶🔪

non-fatal strangulation during pregnancy???
girl that is not a “fight.”
that is the CDC-certified “homicide preview trailer”.

and he didn’t escalate because he was angry.
he escalated because he was losing his grip.
and when control slips?
annihilators don’t negotiate —
they fucking punish.
💖✨ murder vibes.

—

5. “if i can’t have you, i’ll unalive you!”
… but in business casual 🙃

separation + restraining order =
the #1 trigger for familicide events.

because these dudes aren’t grieving the breakup —
they’re grieving the loss of their human possessions.
and they react the same way toddlers do
when you take their favorite toy:
they try to break it.

so cute.
so homicidal.
so, hallmark edition true crime.
🩸

—

6. guns are the leading method… but guess what? 🔫

sure, most familicides use firearms.
(because it’s easier)
but A SHIT TON of them don’t.
because you know what else counts?
✨ strangling me.
✨ starving me.
✨ isolating me.
✨ stealing my resources.
putting me in unstable housing with an infant.

not every family annihilator pulls a trigger.
some just set the conditions.
💗🔪✨🔫

—

7. revenge as love language 💕🔥🔥

annihilators often think the family “failed” them.
my guy?
he really hit the demon trifecta:

✨ family disappointed him
✨ life disappointed him
✨ finances disappointed him

so naturally, he wanted to punish…
ME.

lol!
cool!!! 🔥🔥🔥

—

so what does MY murder plot indicate?
✨🤝💀

it means:
he didn’t marry me for love.
he married me for fucking shelter.

he didn’t build a future with me.
he built a motive.

✨🕊️

he didn’t leave because he was unhappy.
he left because the
annihilation fantasy collapsed ✨💀
before he could fucking finish it.
our cross-country move,
meant there were too many goddamn…
✨witnesses!✨

YES.
TRUTH.
FACTS.
that’s why he wanted
to have another baby,
and for me to buy us a house!
right before he left!!

and babe…
you know what DV textbooks call that?

“a prevented fatality.”

✨🩷 congratulations 🩷✨

i just survived a man
whose self-esteem issues
came with a body count

✨🪦✨

—i just refused to go out like that.

so…that’s exactly what ✨material✨ means, shorty.

never
in my wildest,
dumbest,
most sleep-deprived
postpartum dreams
would i have handed over:

✨ my 10-year medical history
✨ a complete list of my prescriptions
✨ my pregnancy + birth records
✨ my newborn’s medical info
✨ my bank info

to “some woman” who was:

💞 hanging out with my husband alone behind my back
💞 sending him money while he was “allegedly”
abusing BLOW✨
ON
A
SCHEDULE.

💞 his cubicle “bestie” while he was totaling my car
💞 inviting him over to her apartment—
while he was actively cheating 🫶🥹
with 💥 multiple 💥 people.💥
💞 and assaulting me while i was pregnant.

holy shit.
✨NAH.✨
undoubtedly (fucking) not.

like.
be absolutely for real.

—

if she had just said:

“hey! ✨
i’m not really your advisor,
lol!
i’m actually
his buddy who’s low-key violating 🚩
every professional boundary ✋😕
as he openly
betrays ✨
and
defrauds ✨
you on the daily—🚩
oh! and i’m funding 🚩
his drug-induced chaos-spiral, 🚩🚩🚩
via (fucking) venmo! 🚩🚩🚩🚩
and btw!!
the policy on your baby? 🚩
i’m putting it in his name, 🚩
you won’t own shit.”

🔥🔥🔥🔥

…🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

girl??? 😮

—

ok. so, i would’ve said:

🗣️💥

“cool, then
you’re not getting my
medical records, ❌
my kid’s birth stats, ❌
or a single dollar of my money. ❌
LOL.”

🙃✨🤡✨🚩

homie.
the only reason
she ever got access
to all that
was because she
held herself out as a professional
onboarding me for policies
i would own and control,
as the mom, 🤰✨
as the payor,
as the only adult
in the goddamn room.

expropriate
the ✨job title✨ away
and what are we left with?

babe!

🕊️

just some woman
chilling privately 🚩
with my 💥 CHEATING 💥 husband,
while he’s broke and violent, 🚩
asking me for
intimate data ✨🚩
on me and my baby ✨🚩
that ends up funding
his policy in his name.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

baby!!!
that’s not “financial planning.”
that’s

“absolutely not, get (the fuck) out of my house.”

…

✨🙏😌🕊️🏠🔥

✶

under colorado’s unfair-practices statute,
it’s literally defined as an
unfair or deceptive act
to make a “statement, sales presentation, or omission”
that misrepresents the benefits,
advantages, conditions, or terms of any policy.

not telling me who owns and controls
the policy on my child + what rights
i actually have = an omission about
the “conditions” and “terms” of the policy.

✨

babe…if ✨YOU✨ have a felony, i want a felony TOO 🥺✨🥀

aka: please punish her for reporting a crime!

or…matching cuffs,
because i can’t get the ring 🥷

—

(babe…how dumb is this chick???)

…

ok so.

colorado’s witness-intimidation
framework is basically:

🚓✨

1. threats / harassment / harm
2. aimed at a witness / victim (or their people)
3. to influence what they say, whether they show up, or what they tell cops (18-8-704)
4. level-up if weapons are used (18-8-705)
5. plus separate charges if it’s revenge for cooperation (18-8-706)
6. with protection orders (18-1-1001) already telling the squad:
✨ no contact,
✨ no pressure,
✨ no funny business, bitch.

—

🌈 element 1: harm
“dear powerful institution, here’s why this specific woman should be treated like a problem.”
that’s a career + reputation shitshow = trying to fuck your life level harm

—

🌈 element 2: aimed at a witness
nah, she’s not ranting about “some girl online.”
she’s quoting directly a dv victim / witness with:
🔥 name,
🔥 victim status,
🔥 location,
🔥 multiple handles,
🔥 website.

—

🌈 element 3: change what you say
the vibe isn’t “i’m upset.”
it’s “her posts about dv / cases / people are false + dangerous
✨ and you should treat them as misconduct.”
translation: stop talking about my felon boyfriend like that!
that is textbook—
🔥 “influence the witness’s speech” energy.

—

🌈 element 4: weapons upgrade
congrats on not showing up with a pewpew, i guess. ⭐️

—

🌈 element 5: revenge timing
i go to court → i get orders → charges exist → i keep talking →
then the dumpster diva sends the ⭐️ full stalker confessional.
that’s not “prior concern.” that’s after i report.
🔥🔥🔥 retaliation vibes all over the place.

—

🌈 element 6: no funny business, allegedly
protection orders are out here like:
“nobody harass, intimidate, or retaliate
against this victim, directly or through others.”
and this evil queen said,

“ok but what if i try to get her expelled from school?” 🥲

—

NICE.
NIIIIICEEEEE.

lol.

that’s,

💖 “hey, system, please recalibrate this witness’s entire future.” 💖

…

✍️ so, like…sequence matters:

✨ dv happens.
✨ restraining order granted.
✨ felony case opens.
✨ civil case opens.
✨ i start publicly documenting
✨ then the longform “complaint”
about me arrives in an institution’s inbox.

ok.

when a “random civilian”
speedruns the…
💥 “witness intimidation elements” 💥

…😦

with
fucking
✨ enthusiasm.✨

🌈✨🧚‍♀️💞

—

sweetie.
may you find jesus.
buddha.
fucking barney, bro.

✨ 💀✨

the “lalalala can’t hear you” domestic-violence doctrine™ 🌪️😮🍿

lol

GUYS

😐🎤 either it’s:

“she ALLEGED TERRIBLE THINGS
and therefore we say
FIFTH, 🚩
VERY SERIOUS, 🚩
VERY SENSITIVE, 🚩
WE CAN’T ANSWER ANYTHING, 🚩🚩🚩🚩
PLEASE RESPECT PRIVACY DURING THIS TIME”

or it’s

“what domestic violence???
la-la-la can’t hear you,
restraining orders are mythology,
please disregard every court order
and police report
because that never happened
actually <3”

🌈🦄 ✨

like babe.
pick.a.
narrative.

⭐😕

—

you do not get to
oscillate between:

🚫🗣️ “these are grave allegations,
we must sixth-amendment-shuffle
our way through basic(-ass) questions”

and

🫢💥️ “domestic violence?
wowee where did she get THAT idea?
certainly not from the two protection orders
or the felony case we pretend is a creative writing elective.”

—

✨🤡 🚩

y’all.
come on!
the whiplash alone is a tort.

✨🪦✨

you’re literally standing in front of the bench doing:

“NO COMMENT,
TOO SERIOUS,
FIFTH-FIFTH-FIFTH,”

😮.
then one supplemental add-on later:

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN VIOLENCE OR STALKING,
YOUR HONOR, SHE’S JUST BEING DRAMATIC ONLINE,
PLEASE IGNORE.
SHE IS ACTUALLY BOTHERING…US.”

✋😕👉

—

logically, those can’t both be true.
either:

a) it’s serious enough
that you need the dv context to justify silence →
congratulations, 🔥
you just conceded
it matters for
duty,
risk,
and control

or

b) it’s all made up →
in which case
you don’t get to hide behind it
✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥 to dodge
ownership / timeline / conduct questions

…✨🥲

BING
BONG.

🕊️✨

that’s not strategy.
that’s schrödinger’s domestic violence:
simultaneously fake
and
too serious to discuss.

🫢💫✨

right now
your story reads like:

“her account
is absolutely fictitious…
💥 except 💥
when we need it
to explain why
we can’t answer
absolutely (fucking) anything
without self-incrimination
of…real crimes.” 🥲

…✨💀✨

—

so.
homeboy.

😐🗞️

pick a stance. 💥
pick a (fucking) universe. 💥

pick a
goddamn dimension—
or even a
singular point
in time
or space 🛸
that
any part
of this narrative
ever made,
any goddamn sense.

🏠🔥

“she’s crazy”— a memoir by the dude who did everything she said ✨🤝💀

✨aka: the gaslight olympics™✨

subtitle: but make it legally actionable.

…

because “keeping it private”
worked out so well.

🕊️

—

🤝💀 step 1: lie, cheat, steal, gaslight, lovebomb, unalive your own credibility
the classics.
then slap a ✨spiritual reset✨ on it
like you didn’t just
emotionally dropkick someone
and call it “messy”.

—

🫥 step 2: when they name it? play dumb
delete texts. unsend the pics.
change your name to “healing_vibes420.”
act confused
why people remember shit
you did on (fucking) camera.

—

🥺🧠 step 3: “i’m actually the victim”
suddenly everyone’s mean to them.
they’re being attacked by accountability!
call the police. tell the actual institutions.
file a vibe-based counterclaim.

—

🧍💬🧍 step 4: recruit your inbred circle
aka: the unpaid legal interns of
badly behaved men everywhere.
they all say the same three lines:
✨“she’s toxic”
✨“he’s a good dad”
✨ “this isn’t fair
to the new sidechick
co-habitating w him off
your baby’s dependant pay” ✨

…

LMFAO.
girl
he beat the last one.
maybe shut the fuck up?

—

💅🧼 step 5: the rebrand
delete the messages.✨
pretend the violence never happened.✨
straight lie that the relationship
“was never abusive, she’s just crazy”
my guy,
you punched me
on ✨more occasions✨—
than we went out for date nights.

✨🕊️⚖️

—

💬 step 6: narrate themselves into sainthood
✍️✨ “we’re building a family.”
✍️✨ “we’re traveling & hiking!”
✍️✨ “her claims are unsubstantiated…”
except actually…

hold up…

…

MULTIPLE. ⚠️
JUDGES. ⚠️
ACROSS. ⚠️
JURISDICTIONS. ⚠️
AGREE. ⚠️

yo—
☠️ BRO IS CLEARLY DANGEROUS. ☠️

🔥☢️☠️!!

???

ok.

—

🛑📄 final stupid boss: call it ✨defamation✨
not because it’s false.
because it’s too (fucking) specific.
because it has timestamps.
because the bench might read it and go:
"ah. he is the problem."

—

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🚩 bonus round: litigious DARVO 🤡💥

✨👀
“yes, your honor, my client strangled her
but she wrote a mean poem on the internet
so really, who can say who’s dangerous?”

✨👀

—

🧃✨🍒
meanwhile,
i’m out here
with the records, 💥
the screenshots, 💥
the global goddamn corroboration! 💥
the multiple restraining orders, 💥
and a beautiful (whole-ass) BABY.

—

but sure,
let’s all pretend—
✨reality doesn’t exist.✨

—

💥 congrats, babe.💥
you’ve just
identified📍coercive control
and
ongoing
🙏😌🕊️
✨economic✨domestic✨violence.✨

—

let’s use logic, y’all. 🧠🏆

they’re not ✨victims.✨
they’re just ✶ deeply invested ✶
in the narrative
that claims—
i’m the menace 🤰🔥
…
because
otherwise?
they’d have to admit
they built
their whole
pathetic(-ass) self-esteem✨
off someone else’s
felony criminal plot arc.

🔥🧨💀

✨✨✨
and that’s what we call
a ✶ dumbass nervous breakdown ✶
brought to you by:
denial,
projection, 💋
and a
deeply fragile ego.

✨

hey!

not my problem.

how ✨unbelievably reasonable✨ i am (and how hard everyone worked to force me into my villain origin story)

hi. 🩷
it’s me.
the “emotionally intense” one
with the terrifying habits of…
documenting dates and reading statutes.

i just wanted
to take a moment to say
thank you
to everyone
who worked so hard
to make sure
i look wildly reasonable in comparison.

genuinely.
you shouldn’t have.

thank you for proving
i tried so hard
not to (fucking) be here.

from where i’m sitting,
it’s actually adorable:

💞 i emailed…and emailed again.
💞 i sent documentation
💞 i reported
💞 i waited
💞 i followed “proper channels” like a little civics textbook

and the collective response was:

🏛️🕊️⚖️

“hmm…what if we
ignore her…
until she builds an:
online shrine
to our ✨seemingly fraudulent behaviors, 🕊️
then act absolutely 🔥brand new🔥—
because she ✨built a tab on her website.” 💫

thank you
for helping me prove
i am, in fact,
the least reactive person
in this room.

🤙✨😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

—

in my opinion,
that’s art. 🕊️✨
y’all speed-jogged
the “reasonable person exhausted all options” element
for me.

thank you
for making my coping skills
look like ✨overachievement.✨

✨✋😬🤚

i am, admittedly, “a lot”:

✨🦄 single mom
✨🦄 baddie who survived manual strangulation 🏆
✨🦄 law student (clinging to life!)
✨🦄 cleaning toilets and court files in the same week

instead of,
idk,
committing crimes
or burning my life down,
i:
🌈 ✨made timelines
🌈 ✨built a domestic violence cathedral through a website
🌈 ✨learned what anti-slapp is
🌈 ✨color-coded my trauma like a psychopath… with a new printer

and the hot take is—

✨ “she’s out of control.”

babe,
if this is “out of control,”
i truly fear what you think
“regulated” looks like.

thank you for being
more upset by my adjectives
than by the documented patterns.

babe!
i talk about
strangulation,
concealment,
economic abuse;
the comeback is:

…

“your honor, she said ‘fuck’ in pink font.”

🤡 🚩

ok, so:
from my side,
it just keeps highlighting
that the part you can’t legally fight
✨ is the actual conduct, ✨
so you keep cross-examining
my vibe instead.

🖤

thank you for the unintentional character reference.

😌🙏✨🕊️

i’m just
over here like:

“aw. 🥹 you noticed.”

—

because personally,
if i were really the danger,
i probably wouldn’t have:

🔥 asked for help in writing it down instead of making threats
🔥 built an archive instead of a revenge plan
🔥 turned my meltdown into publicly verifiable evidence

—

dang.
but that’s
just my ⭐️ little mental illness: ⭐️
extreme,
chronic,
terminal
🧚‍♀️✨ reasonableness under pressure.

—

in conclusion, with love:

if i’m your “crazy one,”
and i’m the person:

🙏 following orders,
🙏 refusing to abuse institutions,
🙏 obeying no-contact,
🙏 speaking on my own platform,
🙏 labeling opinion as opinion,
🙏 and walking myself into court instead of into (fucking) crime,

then…
✨maybe
the real problem
isn’t my sanity.
maybe
it’s that
i refuse to play—

”sit down and shut the fuck up.”

💖🥰💞

anyway.
thank you for your
continued contributions
to my “clearly not the unstable one” narrative.

💫

thank you, sincerely.

for calling me “crazy,”
in a context where
my every action has been
🥺 documented,
🥺 measured,
🥺 restrained,
and
🥺 absurdly polite. ✨

so.
with
all
due
respect
and
✨an obscene number of records,✨
the girl
you really
should’ve left the fuck alone.

🩷

acknowledging the defense’s hard work and the educational value of this journey 🫶🥹🕊️

CAN WE PRINT THIS ONE??

🏛️🕊️⚖️

—

to whom it may concern,

i just wanted to take
a brief moment out of my
very busy single-mom,
grad-school,
dv-case life to express
my sincere admiration
for the defense team.
every member has
demonstrated a truly
remarkable level of
professionalism, consistency,
and… creativity…
in their communications.

i must say,
it is incredibly inspiring
to witness a group of attorneys
work so hard, together,
in such perfect unison,
even when the underlying
facts present, you know,
certain… structural challenges.
the commitment is admirable.
the enthusiasm is unmatched.
the optimism is honestly my favorite part.

🕊️

—

i especially appreciate
the unwavering confidence
with which they present positions
that are, at times, interestingly timed,
surprisingly phrased,
and heroically unrelated to
the documentary record
in front of them.
that kind of courage is rare
in the modern world,
and i think it should be celebrated.

⚖️

i also want to thank
✨ the team ✨
for the care and attention
that goes into their filings
and email responses.
the consistent tone,
the very prompt scheduling requests,
the delightful formatting choices—
all of it shows a deep dedication to,
well, something.
i’m not sure what exactly,
but the energy is absolutely there.

—

most of all,
i commend the defense team
for their ability to stay focused,
even in moments when
the factual timeline
”feels off” in ways
that are… surprising.
or when the lack of documents
are… enlightening. their resilience
is genuinely something to behold.

💖

in conclusion,
i think the defense team
is super cool, super impressive,
and doing a super amazing job.
i hope they continue working with
the same enthusiasm, confidence,
and team spirit that has defined
their approach so far.
it has truly made this process
unforgettable.

—

✨🙏✨

thank you all so much,
sam

✨fraud,✨ your honor

okay.
fine.
since i get a
WHOLE FOLDER
in court
dedicated to—
my online trauma diary 💖

✨ enjoy, losers. ✨

—

let’s talk
about the alleged FACTS.
not just—
”omg! look at this angry wife…curse!”

—

🩶 opening

“since the defendants have already
submitted my website for court,
i’ll go ahead and provide a
consolidated factual summary
they can color-code in their “vibes” folder.”

—

(feel free to skim unless you’re
screen-grabbing for your BIG feelings file)

—

🖤 now the formal-a$$ (got the censor in advance),
monotone, courtroom-ready sh!t (look at me go!)

—

between july 2023 and february 2024,
defendants engaged in a
continuous pattern of inducement,
nondisclosure, and concealment
regarding both the plaintiff’s financial accounts
and the structure and true nature of
brandon lowe’s employment and compensation.
in july 2023, tricia f. and ross a.
initiated mandatory financial intake
with the plaintiff as part of
brandon lowe’s recruitment,
obtaining full household disclosures,
presenting his role as a viable income path,
and making securities-adjacent recommendations
while positioning the firm as
the family’s long-term planning home.
between july 2023 and december 2023,
defendants maintained
brandon lowe in a purported “career track”
despite his lack of production and earnings,
continued to rely on the
plaintiff’s income to support that arrangement,
and failed to disclose that
he was spending substantial,
unsupervised time off-site
at a colleague’s residence
while still being held out
as a supervised representative.
in september–october 2023,
the plaintiff completed
medical underwriting forms
and an in-home paramed exam
while the defendants maintained
the appearance (lol)
of onboarding and failed
to disclose internal conflicts
involving brandon lowe.
between october 2023 and january 2024,
material information regarding brandon lowe’s instability,
financial dependence,
and off-channel conduct was concealed
from the plaintiff, despite defendants’ direct knowledge.
on january 12, 2024, jessica t.
was assigned as the plaintiff’s representative
while maintaining undisclosed personal
and financial interactions with brandon lowe.
between january 12 and january 28, 2024,
defendants induced electronic signatures
from the plaintiff during a documented
medical emergency period, withheld
the existence and timing
of ownership and beneficiary changes,
and routed all policy control
through brandon lowe despite the plaintiff
being the sole economic payor.
between march and june 2025,
defendants continued billing
the plaintiff as payor while representing in pleadings
that her policies had lapsed on earlier dates,
constituting contradictory
statements regarding ownership,
lapse timing, and servicing. at all times,
defendants withheld complete account histories,
internal communications,
and conflict-of-interest disclosures
from the plaintiff, resulting in financial harm,
loss of policy rights, privacy breaches, and prolonged
exposure to domestic-violence–related economic exploitation,
in a manner inconsistent with basic supervisory,
books-and-records, and customer-privacy obligations,
including but not limited to finra rule 3110 (supervision),
finra rule 2210 (communications with the public),
sec regulation s-p, exchange act rule 17a-4,
and related state unfair-insurance-practice standards.

—

🩶 closing slap

back to the baddie voice.

and that’s the
fraudulent universe.
one paragraph.
no emojis.
no jokes.
just…
alleged…
✨actually relevant✨ particulars.

✶ psa: stop weaponizing your trauma…disability…fucking ptsd 🪦🗣️⚠️ maybe, you’re just being shitty?

hey.
hi.
hello.

…

quick reminder for the people
who want to avoid
the analysis
of their actual conduct and character:

…

🥺 your chronic illness is not a fucking hall pass.
🥺 your ptsd is not a get-out-of-consequences card.
🥺 your trauma is not a coupon code for being a terrible human being.

bro.
cut the fucking theatrics.

✨ yes, trauma impacts behavior.
✨ yes, symptoms are real.
✨ yes, chronic illness is a war.

…

but weaponizing it?
using it to duck accountability?
using it to manipulate people
into thinking you’re chronically THE SAINT?
deploying it as a goddamn deflection
every time you get caught being grimy?

absolutely the fuck not. 🥊

—

💥 “i acted like that because of my trauma”

no babe.
you acted like that because
you’re an adult who made a choice
and you didn’t think anyone would clock you.

trauma explains a pattern,
it does not erase the evidence.

you still have to own that shit.

—

💥 “i have ptsd, i can’t help it”

you can have ptsd and still not:
🙃 lie
🙃 cheat
🙃 stalk
🙃 violate boundaries
🙃 repeatedly hurt people
🙃 rewrite fucking reality
🙃 commit actual crimes
🙃 claim victimhood while doing olympic-level damage

ptsd makes you
hypervigilant,
avoidant,
reactive —
not a professional manipulator
with a narcissistic personality type.

—

💥 “you can’t blame me, i’m sick”

ok?
and?

you’re sick.
you’re not fucking stupid.

…

yo.

🗣️⚠️ chronic illness is not an excuse to:

🔥 treat people like flaming trashcans
🔥 commit moral fucking arson then limp away
🔥 fake helplessness to evade responsibility
🔥 manipulate empathy for your benefit
🔥 scream “ableism!” anytime someone
checks your goddamn patterned behavior.

babe!
if the behavioral pattern fits???
that means you’ve repeatedly behaved,
shady as fuck.
disloyal.
lied.
cheated.
maybe…stole some shit??

yo.

disability ≠ fucking free-for-all.
trauma ≠ consequence evasion..
full stop.

—

listen.

if your trauma is directly correlated to the behavior,
then cool — directly. correlate. it. 💕

say:
🚩 “this is the trigger.”
🚩 “this is the pattern.”
🚩 “this is what i’m doing to not repeat it.”

that’s ✨accountability.✨

but the weaponizing?
the auto-default “i’m too ill!”
every
fucking
time
you get caught
doing something goddamn unhinged?
the using your diagnosis like a human shield?

✋🙄🤚

—

girl
that’s not coping
that’s fucking strategy.
you’re not healing —
you’re fucking hiding.

🤫

and shit,
everyone sees it.

✨🙏✨

SAFE AROUND CHILDREN??? 🤡🍼☠️

ok so.

in this
✨alternate fucking reality✨
you’re telling me
a man who treats
🚩 infants like roommates
and
🚩 pregnant women like punching bags
and
🚩 strangers on the internet like paying cam-clients
is… *safe* around children???

🤡✨

…

babe.
this isn’t
even denial
nah.
this is a
neurological 💥
fucking 💥
event. 💥

—

🧨💀 so let’s recap, ladies & gentlemen
of the jury of my goddamn sanity 💀🧨

—

🤰 pregnancy era: immediate no

🔥 assault on pregnant wife
🔥 manual strangulation at 7 months
🔥 using stimulants during pregnancy
🔥 yay use multiple times per week
🔥 🧾 lies on top of lies on top of fucking lies

—

👶 newborn era: cps starter pack

🔥 left infant alone in a car “real quick”
🔥 called the mother from walmart because the baby cried
🔥 violence in front of newborn on video
🔥 masturbating + filming explicit content with no door in shared home
🔥 sending explicit content to strangers online
🔥 contributed absolutely nothing to childcare

—

💊 substance use: hazard-zone behavior

🔥 stimulant abuse documented for YEARS
🔥 cocaine dependency
🔥 erratic, unsafe, impulsive decision-making
🔥 zero empathy, zero fucking stability
🔥 fake names, aliases, double-life nonsense

—

💸 financial abuse: dad in name only

🔥 no child support ever
🔥 stole dependent pay meant for his infant
🔥didn’t care if baby had food, clothes, or fucking shelter
🔥 left mother + baby one rent bill away from homelessness
🔥 relocated to texas to start a new b-team family instead

—

💋 sexual misconduct: absolutely disqualifying

🔥 cheating across multiple marriages
🔥 sexual behavior in shared family home
🔥 recorded himself + distributed
🔥 compulsive lying + boundary fucking collapse
🔥 predatory, reckless, sneaky

—

🧨 lethality indicators: fucking textbook

🔥 manual strangulation = top fucking homicide predictor
🔥 substance abuse + violence + cheating = lethal combo
🔥 impulsive, unstable, escalating behavior
🔥 stalking, monitoring, obsessive cycles
🔥 chronic neglect of child’s basic-ass needs

—

🤡 but somehow:
“safe around MY children”

girl.
are you…alive?

are you…here with us??
like on the same planet????

…

be
fucking
serious.

🗣️💥 this man is not “safe around children.”
🗣️💥 he is not “safe around adults.”
🗣️💥 he is not “safe around him-fucking-self.”
🗣️💥 he is barely safe around breakable goddamn objects.

the only
goddamn consistent thing
about him
is
the
fucking
risk.

🚩🚩🚩🚩

so…to recap:

what he is safe around:
❌ drugs
❌ fucking chaos
❌ lies
❌ strangers online
❌ felony charges
❌ unemployment
❌ women he can mooch off

(or do coke with…)

…

what he is NOT safe around:
✨ children
✨ mothers
✨ women
✨ the internet
✨ any goddamn room in the house
✨ fucking responsibility
✨ anyone expecting basic fucking humanity

.

.

.

🕊️

✦ short answer w correct grammar ✦

Based on the documented pattern of violence,
substance abuse, neglect, sexual misconduct,
and extreme impulsivity, no reasonable evaluator
could conclude he is safe around children.
Every documented incident contradicts the claim of safety.

babe, you are not a single mom.

girl.
no disrespect,
but—

there’s
🙏😌🕊️
“single mom.”

and
then there’s
single mom™—
🪖💥🥊
the federally protected,
god-tier edition
you earn through betrayal,
felony charges,
real abandonment,
and maybe,
a man vanishing
into fucking texas
like a broke cowboy
with multiple untreated addictions.

girl.
be less delusional.

i am the second one.

…
let’s run through ✨ the basics. ✨

💖 rule 1: if another adult can tag in…girl! you’re co-parenting.
you got wednesday pickup
and you think we’re the same?
i can’t even pee
without a toddler kicking the door
like she’s serving a warrant.

💖 rule 2: if you can go on vacation without kids, you’re co-parenting.
you’re going on goddamn nature walks,
i’m dragging a stroller
up three flights in a fucking blizzard
answering discovery at midnight.
be serious.

💖 rule 3: if someone else can grab your kid from school, you’re co-parenting.
✨ my emergency contact… is me.
✨ my backup plan… also me.
✨ my life is a solo heist.

💖 rule 4: if you get money for childcare, you’re co-parenting.
i’m assembling ikea at 1am
like a prisoner of war
because my toddler
will literally eat the screws.

💖 rule 5: if the father exists in regular life, you’re co-parenting.
my child’s father?
literally raising other children.
while rejecting child support
and funding a defense attorney.✨

yo—
that’s abandonment: deluxe psycho edition.

🤡 🚩🎪🎡

💖 rule 6: if another adult breathes in your home, you’re co-parenting.
it’s me,
the baby,
the dog,
and the crushing weight
of the fucking patriarchy.

—

💖✍️✨the conclusion:

✦ if you get nights off?
✨you’re co-parenting.
✦ if you sleep regularly?
✨co-parenting.
✦ if you shower uninterrupted?
✨co-parenting.
✦ if you can complete
a single task
without a toddler
launching off a shelf?
—girl! that’s
✨co-fucking-parenting.✨

…

💞 all real moms deserve respect.
but be goddamn realistic—
and respect the fucking hierarchy.

✨🙂👍✨