Q: how often do men spiral after reading your site?

A: statistically? 73% enter a full-blown existential crisis within 90 seconds. the rest dissociate and DM me six months later to apologize “if they ever hurt me.” it’s cute.

Q: is this a hate site for men?

A: no. it’s a hate site for lil b*tches, entitlement, gaslighting, ghosting, and the weaponization of incompetence. if that feels personal, ask yourself why.

Q: are you giving legal advice?

A: no. not yet. i’m a law student, not your lawyer. (yet.)
but i am compiling the receipts.
and babe—when i say everything’s documented?
i mean discovery is gonna be a bloodbath.

Q: is this site admissible in court?

A: technically? maybe. spiritually? absolutely.
this is my emotional deposition and nobody’s objecting.

Q: how do i know if he’s the problem or i’m just “too much”?

A: have you ever googled “how to stop being so sensitive” while he was yelling?
cool. you’re not too much. he’s a dick.

Q: what if he was sweet in the beginning?

A: so was malware.

Q: what’s the best way to protect myself legally and emotionally?

A: screenshots. timelines. financial records. a google drive folder labeled ‘just in case.’
also: repeat after me—“that doesn’t work for me.”
(if he cringes, you’ve got your answer.)

Q: how do you stay this unbothered?

A: i’m not. i’m just busy. law school. solo parenting. ghostwriting my enemies' karma in real time.

Q: how do i support a friend going through it?

A: don’t say “anything you need.”
do something.
offer childcare. send dinner. call her lawyer. write the fucking witness statement.
be the woman who makes survival possible.
anything less? performative as hell.