the origin story

where the nice girl bled out.

sam lowe.

A blonde woman in a pink dress holding papers or folders outside a building with large columns, with a young girl standing at the steps in the background.

names were omitted out of pity. not mercy.

“a baddie with a baby,
a life-long vendetta,
and a dog one attitude adjustment
away from juvie.”

A blonde woman wearing jewelry and a white lace top standing in a field with mountains in the background at sunset.
A woman with blonde hair and layered jewelry standing in a desert landscape with a large rock formation in the background during sunset.
Woman wearing a black hat, black shirt, and jewelry, standing in a desert landscape during sunset with pink and orange sky and mountains in the background.

not a phase.
a precedent.

ᕯ (the lore) ᕯ

A woman with blond hair and tattoos on her arms stands in a skatepark during sunset, wearing a white cropped t-shirt with a girl print, gold jewelry, and red lipstick. The background shows trees, a playground slide, and mountains.

➺ prelude:

originally from jersey. childhood? absolute garbage. mentally blocked out. thriving anyway. studied government at UT austin (got intro’d to chopped & screwed elitism—never fully recovered), decided an office job would give her existential dread. instead: backpacked half the world with three dollars and actual vibram five fingers. (not a plug / an exhibit) moved to new york city. started off sharing a futon with some irish bitches in a one-bedroom apartment. ended up living in madonna’s house as a live-in nanny. (reread it cuz i said what i just said.) casually went on tour with madonna mdma tour (exhibit b) through the middle east while navigating a 2.5 year old before the iPhone. (ended up in abu dhabi without diapers got yelled at by a victoria’s secret model for being too slow with a toddler—wildly strange experience.) came back to nj. took her first yoga teacher training. weird vibes to be honest, but we proceed. moved to australia. did the entire fiji/new zealand backpacker/couchsurfing thing—amongst other mistakes. (regretfully) met the local boys. immediate 0/10. absolutely not finest romantic chapter.

➺ karma era:

built her first business out of a delusion and a dream — bodhi yoga academy. what started as a yoga studio in a tiny room in the back of a building, turned into an industry-wide-known training academy spanning over 30 global retreats and trainings across asia, europe, and central america. think: thailand, nicaragua, morocco, italy — and everywhere in between.​ later she landed in boulder, colorado, where she co-launched a donation-based yoga studio and a sliding-scale tuition model years before “inclusive pricing” became a trend.​

in 2018, she got bored of the wellness industry and built something totally different — rocky mountain clean & green. (exhibit c) this endevour was mostly at first an act to subsidize dumping a long term boyfriend but turned into a successful eco-friendly cleaning company where the minimum wage is $25/hr and the motto is: make the world a little less shitty. because if you're gonna mop floors, you might as well burn capitalism and dump your boyfriend while you’re at it.​

➺ current era:

she got married (redacted for plot relevance) defrauded + nearly homicided by a spun out combat troll / had a baby—now sam’s currently based (again) in boulder with her toddler and her dog. (<3) honestly, this bitch has survived epic levels of fuckery and savage betrayal. she’s thinking, this shit will make her more fucking hilarious in her next era. she’s finishing her J.D. at syracuse law with a focus on using that degree to protect people who get lost and overlooked in broken systems.

basically—living my wildest dream, after crawling through every fucking plot twist the universe could throw.

she’s been underestimated, romanticized and misquoted — but never boring.

this is not a redemption arc. it’s a soft launch into something unbothered and healed.

“they gave me girls. i made us a gang.”

Digital illustration of a woman with tattoos, jewelry, and branded tattoos, holding a dog with a tie-dye shirt and a child with a tie-dye shirt, surrounded by flames, hearts, stars, and flowers.
Illustrated text with various symbols, including a rose, diamond, dagger, skull, lightning bolts, hearts, scales, and a boot, surrounding a humorous poem describing a
A stylized illustration of a spell book with a pentagram symbol on the cover, surrounded by small star symbols, on a pink background.

♥

these are my prayers.
not holy. not humble.
just the rawest shit i say out loud
to make the world obey.
i don’t beg. i declare.
every word is a spell.
every line,

a contract.
i don’t hope it happens—i say it
and then it does.

A woman with long blonde hair in a black lace crop top and gold jewelry stands outdoors during sunset, with a historic building in the background.

accidentally became the

villain by telling

the truth out loud.

this is where the truth stops apologizing.

the burn book

if you came from @samseesworld—
welcome to the director’s cut.

Screenshot of Sam See's Instagram profile with collage style background, large pink '@SAMSEESWORLD' text, and various doodles and images including palm trees, a butterfly, a woman in a jacket, and handwritten notes.


this site is where i archive what doesn’t fit in a caption.

A woman with pink hair and a German shepherd dog outdoors with a mountain background, decorated with red devil horns on her head and the dog's ears, and doodles of a crown, hearts, and devil tail around the photo.

**(this page is also protected speech. if it feels personal, that’s between you and your god.)
everything here is protected under u.s. law, including free speech, artistic expression, satire, and personal narrative. parallels to real life are incidental, interpretive, or irrelevant. disputes will be handled with yawns and screen recordings.

haunted, hot, and holding receipts.