screen capture this: 🧚‍♀️✨ why i will die on this hill 🦄🙂💖

let’s just clear the air real quick:

when i said i wanted to
“legally fight douchebags”
…for a living??

i literally meant:
💥 slumlords.
💥 predatory lenders.
💥 corporate fuckery.

not…
the people
legally obligated
to make excuses for them 💫

nah.
out of pocket.
absolutely out of context.

respectfully?
i’m not even mad at y’all.
i never have been—
i’m just not gonna let you narrate me.

—

y’all
keep trying
to make me the…
🗣️🔥 “angry ex-wife.”

but bro.
if that were true?

…

damn,
you’d be
tagged in a livestream
from the backseat
of an uber,
i’d be absolutely
chain-smoking American Spirits
in a robe
talking about “divine feminine karma”
with glitter eyeshadow and
full-blown audacity.
but…i’m not.

🤱💖

i’m just the one who:
(unfortunately)

✨ funded a con
✨ paid every bill
✨ signed every doc
✨ got removed from paperwork
and is
somehow
still being told…
✨ i wasn’t really involved✨

🦄🌈✨🧚‍♀️

y’all,
come on.
i didn’t even cry.
i just filed.

—

so be honest.

you brought
in my husband,
induced me to fund it—
you reviewed my finances
you saw i owned everything,
paid the bills,
carried the credit,
filled out the apps
you saw i was the only
adult in the goddamn room
and your conclusion was:

✨ give him the ownership
✨ remove her from visibility
✨ still send her the invoices
✨ conceal an improper relationship

🤫

messy mistake?
i wish.
but babe,
that’s not a billing error.
that’s a business model.
that’s zero oversight,
while your own rep
onboards me via instagram DM.

👀👏💫

and then blocks me,
when i start asking
legally relevant questions
like…
✦ why am i not the owner?
✦ why are you acting like
i didn’t attempt to roll over my IRA?
✦ why won’t you answer
why my husband’s location
is literally at your apartment????
✦ why didn’t you ever open up
a line of communication besides instagram?????

BABE.
…while taking my money?
and personally managing the
✨ beneficiary status✨ on my life policy
during lethal DV with your cubicle bestie????

ok.
yeah, i’m uncomfortable with that.
but what about…

✨ who has goddamn ownership of my child’s policy—i clearly initiated???
✨ or any fucking clarity on my husband’s policy…i was funding???
✨ or, why did you enter my home days after birth???
✨ and hold my newborn???

professionally???

…

nah???
just blocked?

hmmmm.

lmfao.
bro, seems like
lawfully fucking ✨appropriate✨
questions to me.

…

but cool.
behaving like that’s not
literally the main true crime plot but OK.

—

so.
why do i still talk about it?

because i’m still…
👏 subsidizing it 👏

🦄✨😊💔

in…real money.
in real time.

like…

i cover minimum
$1k/month in aftermath —
literally rationing food,
lost
every,
single…
policy,
borrowing tuition money
from my best friend,
and that’s
after maxed-out fed loans —
so my daughter
doesn’t feel
the financial hit
from her father’s refusal
to pay any child support—
and complete abandonment,
while he retains counsel
against his own family—
with that exact money.
and babe
so i don’t lose
the fucking education
i already paid for.
lol.
can you imagine???

✨💖💍🙂

and why do i…document it?

because the last time i didn’t,
i got fucking
🧚‍♂️🪄✨economically annihilated
while people smiled
and said
“everything’s his!
and also—
your husband’s like…
on my couch! lol”

…

so…is that…regulated???
that’s supervision???

😈

lol.
nah.

sweet pea.
i don’t think
you’re the problem.
✨i think the system is✨
i just refuse
to act brand new about it.
and look,
i’m not letting
that shit happen to anyone else.

yo,
i’m not loud
because i’m unhinged.
i’m loud because
silence didn’t protect me.

📖✨🦄🎭🤫